funny questions

[thequackattack]

Hi,
I'm making an animation and I'm almost done! All I need are some funny questions! Can you post some funny questions that you would letme put on it? As many as possible would be nice!

[FlashBurgerHelper]

what do you mean by funny questions?

[thequackattack]

questions that are wierd and mabey might make someone laugh! Of course "funny" is a point of oppinion. (so I'll take almost anything)

[FlashBurgerHelper]

since ur almost done can we see ur progress to see what type of movie this is

[Pezboy440]

I think if ya had a little kid in your movie he could ask some one where babys come from. Its a classic!

[thequackattack]

At 12/4/06 09:20 PM, Pezboy440 wrote: I think if ya had a little kid in your movie he could ask some one where babys come from. Its a classic!

Thanks! That's a good one!

[AeroBeatlZeppelin]

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!!!

[thequackattack]

Mabey this just isn't a good question or it's to hard or someting. But I just want a quetion, not a joke! But you can post a joke anyway, I might find a way to use it!

[Ani-Money]

Why did I rape that donkey?

[undacova]

after someone wakes up:whose house is this...?

[firecrackerboom088]

why are we writing these questions ?

[GeoKureli]

At 12/4/06 10:24 PM, firecrackerboom088 wrote: why are we writing these questions ?

thats a good one

[TheRealJollyRoger]

if jimmy cracked corn and noone cared, why did they write a song about it?

[TrueDarkness]

At 12/4/06 10:24 PM, firecrackerboom088 wrote: why are we writing these questions ?

Believe me, if these questions help him make his movie then so be it. When I started up on NG I created a thread asking for ideas for random ways for old people to die. My god did that thread help me make that movie.

Is.. is that a third and a half nipple?

[burak23b]

If a tree falls in the woods and there is nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?

I don't know what's so funny about this question but I always get laughs when I ask this.Must be because it's from the simpsons.

[xij]

What time is it... Time to get cook'en.. you see the oven has a clock on it it's one of those multi level jokes.

[thequackattack]

bump

[thewarriorsrok]

knock knock!
whos there?
roy orbisoin fingerd your p3n0r

[DarkMana]

At 12/4/06 11:49 PM, burak23b wrote: If a tree falls in the woods and there is nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?

If a tree falls in the woods and lands on a hippie, does anybody care?

[El-Presidente]

nope

[Sirockalot]

Mom. Why do all the other boys JUST have a penis instead of both?

[bleachfan1010]

how about this
if a quiz is a quizical what is a test

[HandsomeJake]

Where's that one halloween flash cartoon? You know, the one with ghosts?

[Sirockalot]

At 12/5/06 08:41 PM, bleachfan1010 wrote: how about this
if a quiz is a quizical what is a test

OH EM GEE. What is it?

A TESTICAL???

[pt9-9]

Does God exist?

cracks me up every time

[undacova]

why DID the chicken cross the road?

[TheRealJollyRoger]

At 12/4/06 11:53 PM, ShirtTurtle wrote:

At 12/4/06 10:42 PM, TheRealJollyRoger wrote: if jimmy cracked corn and noone cared, why did they write a song about it?

win :3

Saw it on a tee-shirt ^_^

[ljmc2]

heres a few for ya!!
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

[ljmc2]

and i just got a few more to:

Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?