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Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:24:36 Reply

Let's try to remember some really old commercials, either Radio, TV, or that Internet porn channel that only I know about.

I remember one where a guy is locked in a room with Cheerios for a week, and he looks in the fridge and there's no milk, and he's like, "Let me out!" and at the time I didn't like cereal with milk (not too fond of it now, either) so I didn't see what all the fuss was about.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:25:21 Reply

i remember color changing barbie and Furby.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:29:09 Reply

You know what word i don't see on here enough? Clit?

Oh, old commercial...uh, WAZZZZUP?

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:37:42 Reply

At 12/4/06 08:29 PM, HandsomeJake wrote: You know what word i don't see on here enough? Clit?

Oh, old commercial...uh, WAZZZZUP?

Funny word.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:41:53 Reply

At 12/4/06 08:25 PM, Saki2me wrote: i remember color changing barbie and Furby.

I remeber furbys......evil little buggers.


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:42:15 Reply

I know an old commercial.
The john 6 pack abs movie.
IM SO GLAD THOSE DONT PLAY NO MORE!


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:44:12 Reply

I remember an old commercial:
"Where's the beef"
(You know, that old lady and such and such...)

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:44:44 Reply

i remember the one where the rabbit actually ate some trix.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:45:14 Reply

Remember Fido Dido? What a fag.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:45:49 Reply

Here are some retro canadian commercials I find lolable
dont put it in your mouth
Beaver Vs. American

im looking for our sex-ed commercial


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:45:57 Reply

At 12/4/06 08:44 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I remember an old commercial:
"Where's the beef"
(You know, that old lady and such and such...)

Is that the commercial when the old lady falls down the stairs? I remember laughing my ass off the first time I saw it. But, then it got less funny, then annoying after they played it like twice a commercial break.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:45:59 Reply

How about this one:

"Chunk shit: The only shit that I feed to my fat fuck of a son"

I made that one up.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:48:04 Reply

My favourite commercial showed a little kid sleeping in bed and the winter plastic fell off the window and suffocated him. I only saw it once.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:49:57 Reply

This site has videos for a lot of the old commercials, so now we can find and watch them:
http://www.retrojunk.com/list_commercials.php

There was this one commercial, made famous by the line "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
Watch it, it's pretty darned cheesy:
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/1 087/

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:50:12 Reply

My favorite is off the canceled commerical channel
"Internet Gaming"
Brought to you by -Shut the fuck UP!


This important message brought to you in-part by: Lulz, Homo, and Suck it.. Thank you.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:54:47 Reply

that one where that girl with a frying pan is like this is your brain and this is your brain on heroin and smashes the egg then goes on a rampage in the kitchen about what happens if you do, do it. At the end it's like any questions? AHHH here it is


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:56:26 Reply

Crossfire! YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE- CROSSFIYA!!

Do do do do do do DO WAAAAHH!
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life.

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Mentos, the freshmaker!


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 20:57:55 Reply

At 12/4/06 08:45 PM, RegurgitateDAbortioN wrote: Remember Fido Dido? What a fag.

Come to think of it, he looks like Skeeter from Doug.


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 21:06:43 Reply

Make 7...Up Yours!

Greatest ads, ever.

I still really want to get a Make 7 Up Yours T-shirt.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 21:08:32 Reply

Remember the old Captain Crunch commercial were you used to get those toys you can smash on the ground and they don't break. What are they called.... Slammers!

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 21:12:05 Reply

I remember seeing a commercial where a man was in a grocery store with a kid that was like 5 years old. The kid was rolling on the floor, screaming, begging for candy. Everybody's just staring at the father. He doesn't know what to do.

...Turns out to be a commercial for condoms.


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 21:12:29 Reply

There was a Pepsi one where a fly took a sip of some pepsi and starting singing "brown sugar"

The budweiser frogs. Bud. Weis. Er.

That coke one where the kid got stuck in the bottle.


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 21:15:11 Reply

i have this tape that is so old it has commercials for the Sega Genisis and one for the original Gameboy.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-04 21:31:15 Reply

I remember this commercial.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-05 18:33:16 Reply

So I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke.

I bet 3/4 of the people who viewed this ad had absoltuely no idea what the hell was going on in this PSA.


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-05 18:43:58 Reply

I loved this game when I was little...
Bed Bugs


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-05 18:46:44 Reply

Sorry, just thought of another.... anybody remember Joe Isuzu?


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-06 15:57:54 Reply

At 12/4/06 09:12 PM, Fox wrote: I remember seeing a commercial where a man was in a grocery store with a kid that was like 5 years old. The kid was rolling on the floor, screaming, begging for candy. Everybody's just staring at the father. He doesn't know what to do.

...Turns out to be a commercial for condoms.

It took me a while to understand but I got it.

It was supposed to make people stay away from unprotected sex so they could prevent little shits like that kid from being born. Pretty funny acually.


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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-06 15:59:49 Reply

The best commercial of all time was Mr. Bucket. I still have nightmares about him trying to put my balls in his mouth.

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Response to Remember old commercials? 2006-12-06 16:30:36 Reply

VHS pirate copies of TV are a great source for old commericails. Make sure if you have old VHS tapes. DOn't throw them out!! hook them up to pc and get some of those hiliaroius Commericials on there.
I liked to see some of the old Nintendo Commericails again. haha lmao


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