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"The bird flu now active in parts of Southeast Asia will mutate to a strain that can spread from humans to humans. Although vaccines will be developed, atleast 10 million will die worldwide by end of 2007 due to unavailability of vaccine on time.

For this prediction to be true bird flu must claim at least 10 million human lives worldwide before 31 Dec 2007. The claim will be based on official figures published by the World Health Organisation on or before 1 March 2008."

Welp, I guess we are all royaly fucked up the ass then, arn't we?

I thought we were gonna die in '06.

Poop in my penis

..dude, i live in a giant air tight ball 999999 ft underground, i should b fine. tell me if u all die

At 12/4/06 07:59 PM, Saki2me wrote: YES! now i don't have to take my SATS!! dodged a bullet there :D!

Yeah, but got a cannonball instead, it's labeled "DEATH".

At 12/4/06 07:11 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 12/4/06 07:10 PM, 1337brandcrackers wrote: Thats gotta be a sad way to die.

" How did you die? I died by defending my family. "

" I died from....well...Bird flu....dammit"

If you're dead how could you tell anyone how you died?

If there is a heaven (or hell) I would like to think you can talk there.

Look at the IF in that post, Do not flame.

At 12/4/06 07:06 PM, Dudeo wrote: Link or your story is total bullshit.

DID YOU READ THE LAST LINE?!

On a totally unrelated topic, I can't wait to buy the new Viz today. ^_^

Death from flu would suck ass. And whoever gives it to me will get an ass whooping.

At 12/4/06 06:59 PM, DingoTheDog wrote:
scientifical

Never, ever, ever, ever say, type, write, or any other form of expressing this word.

Eat more chickens huh? *Grabs forks and knives* Now I know what to eat for a midnight snack or now I guess.

sorry i live in u.s.a. ^-^

At 12/6/06 09:42 PM, SeeInTheDark wrote:

At 12/4/06 06:59 PM, DingoTheDog wrote:
scientifical

Never, ever, ever, ever say, type, write, or any other form of expressing this word.

was supposed to be a clue to the satirical nature of the thread......... cant believe people didnt notice it until now.

dude, it was on the news, bird flu is not going to evolve into one that hurts us for a few years yet.

The problem appears to be that the Viz is only in widespread distribution in the UK. As that funny little box at the bottom of Letterbox would imply.

At 12/7/06 07:51 AM, Earfetish wrote: The problem appears to be that the Viz is only in widespread distribution in the UK. As that funny little box at the bottom of Letterbox would imply.

i think the real problem is people outside the UK are idiots, every single last one without any exceptions whatsoever.

you stole this from the hitchhikers guide to the universe you cheater

If despite these precautions you get bird flu and suffer symtpoms such as a sore throat, tickly cough or runny nose...

Isnt that just a cold?

OMFG av bin wating 4 the world to end for a while am sick of it bush blows up another country tony blair humps a goat agen ect ect U no wot be kl ? if the world ended by loads of flesh eating zombies appearing and eating people that be soo kwl. Coz me my m8s all u good peps of newgrounds would noly be left , coz we got load of exp from playing lots of shooot em ups on ng and our games consoles. av al ready got the plan sorted out first scream Omfg ZOMBIES , next order sum guns and laods of explosive shit off ebay,then get realy high mmm weeed ,then just shoot the shit out of the zombies the go on my xbox 360 and play on gear of war.

Hahaha. Stupid yanls didn't get it.

I love the Viz.

At 12/7/06 11:17 AM, BritishXmasZombie wrote: Hahaha. Stupid yanls didn't get it.

I love the Viz.

They think a chicken can't reach them, but i suspect BSE is running riot judging from the stupidity of their responses.

congrats, u r the third person to read the last sentence.

*loads my dad's Winchester...which I have only actually used twice before*

C'mon you chicken bastards!YOU THINK I'M SCARED OF YOU!?

*looks at a chicken*
AH!DON'T INFECT ME!

Anyways...as long as we over-farm, we have nothing to worry about.

But what if we have to shut ourselves away in our homes you ask?

Thank god for Tesco's home delivery service.

YAY i like dying....... but i wanna see you die in a slow painfull way first =P
no i like my life so god if you read this when i reach the age of 25 i wanna stay like that forever ty god=D
oh and satan you can cancel my apointment 'cuz i made a deal with god

At 12/4/06 07:25 PM, TheCrazyPotato wrote: Even if 100x more people die from the flu than the avian virus,

This deserves special mention for what should hopefully be obvious reasons. Made me laugh quite a bit

At 12/4/06 06:59 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: thankfully chickens cant fly and only walk at a slow pace stopping every now and again to peck at grit on the ground, but top government scientists believe it is only a matter of time before a stray chickens wanders through the channel tunnel and coughs on someone.

Hahahahahhahahahhahahahaha that made me laugh so much.

I survived it easily back in Turkey, you are in the UK. It's an over-overstatement if you ask me.

Well, we'll see about that wont we? ;)

HAHA! its only gonna strike u.k.,the u.s.a. will LIVE!!!

um is the majority of newgrounds.com UK or US?

I'm going to live.