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the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 12:55:18 Reply

ok heres the story:
im 13 and in year 9 at clairs court schoo for boys in england
and theres this guy my age who i dont like his name is ross headington and he is completely fucked in the head!
he is in love with me and keeps trying to violate me, i told him to leave me alone but he just won't stop
it makes me lay awake at night, dreading the next day, and the sad part is the school doesn't think its a serious problem even though this has been going on for three years!
i don't know where else to turn to i need advice on how to stop this before it gets out of hand
help me newgrounds, plese!


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 12:56:31 Reply

Have you learned nothing from video games? Violence is the answer to everything.


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 12:56:59 Reply

Hmm..If you think thats bad ..You should come too the school i go too...People are nearly raped all the time..I feel sorry for the girls especially...


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 12:57:02 Reply

At 12/4/06 12:55 PM, samuria wrote: im 13 and in year 9 at clairs court schoo for boys in england
and theres this guy my age who i dont like his name is ross headington

Don't post personal Information about people on the Internet.
It's in the rules or something.


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 12:57:14 Reply

You love it.

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 12:58:57 Reply

LET HIM YOU NEVER KNOW YOU MAY ENJOY IT

seriously he will get over it just carry pepper spray at all times

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:01:02 Reply

Lick his b-hole and take a bath with him at midnight. That will work.

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:01:57 Reply

i'd just punch him! right in the baws! see how it feel! next time he does it! do that! show him who's boss!

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:02:10 Reply

At 12/4/06 12:57 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/4/06 12:55 PM, samuria wrote:
Don't post personal Information about people on the Internet.
It's in the rules or something.

good point but i didnt say where in england, besides they don't no my school scheduale or what time its pulls out its all about context


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:03:46 Reply

Exactly, has video games taught you nothing, if you have any balls you will beat the shit out of him....yes...maybe a bit of expulsion, eh? you like that idea? get away from the gays? I feel bad for you man, you dont get to see any girls at your school, that must suck, unless you're gay.

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:05:27 Reply

At 12/4/06 01:01 PM, guthan-the-infested wrote: baws!

Wait a minute, thats glaswegian Slang, have we got another scot in the house?

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:05:35 Reply

Wait! You're a GUY and theres this other GUY touching you in certain ways?
PUNCH him goddammit!


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:07:09 Reply

just fuck him and get it over with. you are playing hard to get, and he must like it.
fuck him and he will most likely leave you alone.

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:07:27 Reply

At 12/4/06 12:56 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: Have you learned nothing from video games? Violence is the answer to everything.

Violence isn't the answer, it's the question.

and the answer is "yes please".
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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:07:31 Reply

At 12/4/06 01:02 PM, samuria wrote:
At 12/4/06 12:57 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/4/06 12:55 PM, samuria wrote:
Don't post personal Information about people on the Internet.
It's in the rules or something.
good point but i didnt say where in england, besides they don't no my school scheduale or what time its pulls out its all about context

year 9 at clairs court schoo for boys in england
and theres this guy my age who i dont like his name is ross headington

horseass


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:08:38 Reply

Rape him when he least expects it. You can be SURE he won't come back.

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:19:54 Reply

At 12/4/06 01:07 PM, ManMadeKing wrote:
At 12/4/06 12:56 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: Have you learned nothing from video games? Violence is the answer to everything.
Violence isn't the answer, it's the question.

and the answer is "yes please".

Heard that saying yesterday, and you didn't say it, stealer, YOU STOLE THAT SAYING!!!! </caps lock>

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:22:20 Reply

Say ok and bite his dick off. If you don't wanna get anywhere near his dick just kick him in the nuts and run. Then go call the POPO.

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:27:36 Reply

Get him a fleshlight and leave him be.

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:35:43 Reply

You go to Claire's Court, seriously? Do you know someone called Rijul Ralhan? An old mate of mine. On-topic: just ignore him and threaten with fists.


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 13:39:19 Reply

Actually, I really don't believe this story... However, if it's true i'm going to give some REAL advise instead of "rape him".

1. There is a HUGE chance he's just kiddin', then say: "Hit the road." If he leaves, you got rid of him.
2. If he doesn't leave, just say "Really, what's your problem?" or start threatening: "Hey, quit it or i'll have your balls cut off..."
3. Still not intimidated? Tell teacher. Tell him/her to call him to the office.
4. If this doesn't work, call the cops. This is serious! He violates your privacy and threatens you. These are crimes!

There you go, 4 simple rules. Follow and observe!


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-04 14:17:24 Reply

Beat him down.Seriously he needs to learn that THE FUCKING MAJORITY OF THE WORLD IS STRAIGHT AND ARNT INTERESTED IN GAY PEOPLE!!!!!


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-05 12:14:55 Reply

At 12/4/06 01:35 PM, Britkid wrote: You go to Claire's Court, seriously? Do you know someone called Rijul Ralhan? An old mate of mine. On-topic: just ignore him and threaten with fists.

i do know him actually, nice guy


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-05 12:17:01 Reply

did i forget to mention that this dude is twice the size of me
plus i can't fight


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-05 12:18:37 Reply

I remember when I was your age. This girl with a bad acne problem fancied me and wouldn't leave me alone (even after I told her that I'd rather fuck a guy over her).

you know what happened?

I stopped being a jerk, she turned into a remarkably beautiful woman and I can't get near her if I had a barge pole.

Take it from me, kid, don't make the same mistake I did. Go for it. He'll make you happy.


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-05 12:21:20 Reply

At 12/4/06 01:19 PM, Darkblazer wrote: Heard that saying yesterday, and you didn't say it, stealer, YOU STOLE THAT SAYING!!!! </caps lock>

I live by it... I know it isn't orignal.

on a unrelated note, I'm thirsty.
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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-05 12:29:49 Reply

same thing ah[[ened to me but with a girl instead

so this realy ugly girl fancied me, and she was annoying as she was ugly. no-one liked her but she kept following mr, so i told her to stay the fuck away from me, the next week i got a girlfriend abd bever been happier!!!!!


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-05 12:56:44 Reply

you go to an all-boys-school... that's your problem right there!

actually, i had pretty much the same thing happen to me in my tenth year... pretty scarry times... the dude kept grabbing my butt... then one day, he left the school... problem solved!


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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-05 13:00:08 Reply

Quit being a baby and start putting out.

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Response to the most perverted kid ever 2006-12-05 13:02:08 Reply

Your going to get raped in the showers.

Word of advice: Don't pick up the soap.


I did it for the lulz:

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