GENERAL INVASION

[Ted-Easton]

(Sorry if you consider this redundancy, but it's not)

As commander general of the politics forces, I order each and every one of you to be online, ready and waiting at exactly 2100 hours Eastern Standard time on April the Third, Two Thousand and Three.
At such time, I will post unto this thread a topic in the General forum. You will commence posting in this topic.
Should such events occur that prevent such an assault, report back here for furthur instructions/directions.

[DarkCyrstal]

I am with you all the way. Are we gonna target one post or asign a post to different people. The general section is so big we could be consumed if were not careful. God Speed yall

[Ted-Easton]

We shall direct all firepower upon new posts, one at a time.
Post in one, and when I deem it dead, I shall post the next name here.
Continue until
a)I post another
b)You reach your alotted limit

Should B occur, wait for a new post to be made by myself telling another target, or move onto a new post in the general forums.

Do not draw attention of the mods by posting crap crappier than General standard.
A generous sprinkling of "STFU"s should be enough to draw attention away from yourself.;)

[DarkCyrstal]

You do know, there is gonna be casualties. Some of the regs are gonna get P/O at the complete idiocy of the General forum that they will flip. We don't really need a permenent suspension of a reg. That will really hurt moral. Besides, we have to be very careful about this. What should we disguise the strategy forum? Just incase of the unlikely event that a general member does check her?

[Ted-Easton]

It is to late for disguises.
The hour is nearly upon us.
I will surf in bravely, and openly, or not at all.

[NEMESiSZ]

Ted, you're not the commander of crap, if you want to go post "omg u guys r stupud politics 0wnz" go for it, but stop making topics begging others to.

[panik]

Im with you ted. Be carful out there guys. Lock and Load. Lets go hunting.

[Ted-Easton]

It's fun, NEMESiZ.
And, judging from everyone else's reactions, they all think so too.
If a number of regulars we to show disapproval, I would stop. But from you, it means nothing.
I take back my statement that I was sorry you were gone.
The forums are much better without someone who constantly tries to insult other people.

[NEMESiSZ]

Yeah, these forums would be much better if everyone just made topics "omg general is SO gay lets go to war with them" every five minutes. You're an idiot, ted, stop making these topics.

[Commander-K25]

At 4/3/03 08:01 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote: Yeah, these forums would be much better if everyone just made topics "omg general is SO gay lets go to war with them" every five minutes. You're an idiot, ted, stop making these topics.

Come on, we're bored. You know it'll be fun.

BTW Ted, what do we post?

[implodinggoat]

Yes I do not understand the objective of this.

[Ted-Easton]

Nem-
1)This is the first such thread I've made.
2)What does it cost you if we have some fun?
What do you gain by trying to stop us?
3)Post intelligent rebuttals to General posts.

[NEMESiSZ]

This is at least the third, actually. Last night you made one called Sally Forth.

[Ted-Easton]

No, I didn't make that.
And I was specifically asked to make this topic.

[Ted-Easton]

And if anyone's around for it, I'm sorry I'm late- 5 mins before I was going to post, my modem stopped working.
Stupid DSL.
But if you're here, we're targeting "Warning to the banned".

[Jiperly]

what the hell are you talking about?

[Ted-Easton]

You wouldn't understand.

[bumcheekcity]

you are very strange. let the people in the general board be stupid and/or retarded.

while you're at it, please go and join them.

[Commander-K25]

A message to the general board (feel free to use this image):

[panik]

hell ya dude you should put the politics council badge on there also.

[Commander-K25]

At 4/4/03 03:50 PM, panik wrote: hell ya dude you should put the politics council badge on there also.

What council?

Oh, not this again....

[NEMESiSZ]

At 4/4/03 03:50 PM, panik wrote: hell ya dude you should put the politics council badge on there also.

The council only does rational, intelligent, things....not running around flaming people in general "because we can."

[Jimsween]

People we should do something to help mankind, like clean up roads and help the homeless. Am I the only one who thinks this...

Ok dont even bother answering that...

[Ted-Easton]

Nem, maybe if you knew what you were talking about, people would listen.
We didn't plan on flaming people.
We didn't flame people.
We're not going to flame people.

[NEMESiSZ]

At 4/3/03 04:24 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I will post unto this thread a topic in the General forum. You will commence posting in this topic.
Should such events occur that prevent such an assault, report back here for furthur instructions/directions.

Translation -

[Ted-Easton]

It doesn't need a translation.
It's a joke.
I'm fairly sure everyone will understand it without you trying to insult me. Save us all the trouble.

[NEMESiSZ]

At 4/4/03 04:40 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I'm fairly sure everyone will understand it without you trying to insult me. Save us all the trouble.

I'm fairly certain everyone will understand your lack of the capacity to make a joke without you making a whole topic about it. Save us all the trouble.

[Ted-Easton]

Unfortunately, Nem, I was specifically asked to make a topic, and a number of people showed clear support for the idea.
I'm more inclined to trust a number of normal, trustworthy people than a person who's never said something that wasn't condescending.

[NEMESiSZ]

At 4/4/03 05:50 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Unfortunately, Nem, I was specifically asked to make a topic, and a number of people showed clear support for the idea.

But I thought it was just "a joke." Either way, you're an ass.

[TST]

bush is a dumbass, was a dumbass and WILL be a dumbass.....there are people trying to kill him you know