my cock is huge, covered in feathers, and likes too play with other cocks, i love and play with my cock all the time.........huh?.....what!? you sick bastards think im talking about my penis?!i was talking about my pet rooster...yes i just want attention and will probably get majorly insulted for it but i dont care so fire away.
my cock is huge
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If you think this was taken the wrong way, you should've seen my English class when we were reading the Aesop's Fable "The Cock and the Pussy". No joke.
I always thought i had a relaly small penis but a girl who i was with freshman year who has become a major whore sayd mine isnt the smallest one she has seen so that makes me feel good
I was just going to say something about roosters and shutoff valves.
BTW, is your cock as big as a dog or something?
A truly prophetic sig...
and your posting this on ng because..half of the people could care less and i dont give a f*** a**hole honestly if your this f***ing bored go get laid loser
i made this topic like a minute ago. cock and pussy thats great....um i wouldnt go far as a gay stripper,seeing as im 14 and this is a school joke, um and yes this is a stupid topic....and i dont care what ppl think of me
ppl find it amusing to see ppl get made fun of and thats why i made this topic, i knew it would attract a lot of negativity. so i win, ha!and i dont know in what way i won
Don't forget to wash your big cock once in a while. And also, if you're not pleased with it at any point, well, go ahead and eat your cock, it tastes like chicken!
At 4/2/03 07:51 PM, slayerkiller667 wrote: and your posting this on ng because..half of the people could care less and i dont give a f*** a**hole honestly if your this f***ing bored go get laid loser
why the hell did you feel the need to censor yourself? That is one of the dumbest fucking things i have ever seen. You should never fucking do that again.
if i could get laid, trust me i would, but i cant afford your mom... thats an old ass joke
um no i dont fuck roosters, interesting thought though....jk have fun on newgrounds
remember: i love EVERYBODY....cept for the ppl i dont like....i hate them
Q:Whats the differnce between a Refridgerator and your mom?
A: The Fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out of it.
At 4/2/03 08:01 PM, Testerline wrote: Q:Whats the differnce between a Refridgerator and your mom?
A: The Fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out of it.
BURN!!!!!!!
At 4/2/03 07:59 PM, Captain_Fluffles wrote: hey! ask me if i care.
ok, do you care??
my fridge DOES fart though
why the hell do you go to a topic called "my cock is huge" anyway?
asian/black/gay pride all the way!
kill all nazis
At 4/2/03 08:25 PM, Captain_Fluffles wrote: my fridge DOES fart though
why the hell do you go to a topic called "my cock is huge" anyway?
asian/black/gay pride all the way!
kill all nazis
ok, psycho-bitch right here!! and you ask why do you go to a topic called "my cock is huge" when the real question is why did u make a thread called "my cock is huge"???
Everyone that posted in here is because they were interested in his huge cock...........aw crap......... erm ..... I clicked by accident.
At 4/2/03 07:59 PM, Captain_Fluffles wrote: hey! ask me if i care.
I'm not to ask, rather I'm not going to indulge your childish mind either by completely flaming you. I will simply inform you that people who
1. Admit to posting crap topics
2. Admit to being an attention whore
3. Act like indiscrect jerks (barring me of course)
4. And join the NG community with nothing to add to it other than a gapping void of stupidity
are asking to be banned. So please if you have nothing to contribute other than Jr High prattle, take heed.
