Dreams... relate 'em!

[Loki]

Dreams are sometimes boring... sometimes fun, but sometimes they are just really entertaining.

Like last night, I was dreaming I was Uma Thurman (don't ask why... probably my Pulp Fiction poster...) and that I was fighting in some basement I keep seeing in my dreams at the beggining. Then my opponent transfix'd my shoulder with a Katana so I fled away. It was hurting really bad so I decided to go to the hospital. But when I arrived there (passing in front of the Resident Evil college (wtf)) it was in fact some sort of psychological institute and I got subscribed to some wierd therapies. The first one was a fly in a Boeing 747, but the pilot was always almost crashing the plane, brushing by trees and houses and making aerial tricks with a plane that shouldn't be doing any. Then I got in some beauty contest (I was still Uma Thurman) but I was scared to lose because of my shoulder that was covered by a bloody scar in the back and in the chest. Anyways, then I got transported in some wierd room and some doctor asked me to make a puppet talk... it was actually some fake plastic dead woman with a dead baby. But when I actually tried to make them talk they started moving and I started talking with them... I can't remember about what but hell it was wierd.

And then I woke up... Heh. It was a really nice dream.

Well your turn to relate your wierd dreams :)

[Shdow]

i had a dream once that i was walking around a construction site, and my middle school science teacher was head of construction, and a man (in real life she is female)

oh yeah, and random dreams of putting out fires by peeing on them

[Onizero]

Cool dream, sadly I don't get dreams a lot

[test-object]

Wow, I once dreamed I fell and got really bored.
This was my most boring dream ever: It lasted for a whole night!!!

[Rutz]

I had a dream before that some random lady was singing like eminem?

[Novelty]

I had a dream where I was walking around a bog, and I saw a log. For some reason I call it an "undercooked pizza". It turned into an alligator and ate me...

I think it means I feel pain about an unresolved conflict... or some shit like that.

[Soragu]

I had an awesome dream not long ago.

I was flying REALLY FAST, fucking awesome

[random101187]

you know how sometimes dreams are terrifying while you're having them but not so bad when u think about it later?

last night i dreamt that i was in this building with a bunch of people - i can only describe it as a kind of one storey submarine/space station on a wharf (?)
so anyway we were all there for some kind of conference or something and then all of a suuden it was all dark except for moonlight streaming in through these huge windows on the walls and ceiling and we saw this fuckin huge manta type thing flying past the windows every now and again.

It would like burst through one of the windows and we'd all fuckin shoot into the next room and slam the doors behind us (don't know why - every single room had a huge window in the ceiling) and it just went on like that for ages.
Eventually we were in this room with no windows and metal doors and then out of nowhere one of my friends who i hadn't noticed in the crowd before opens the door, steps through and closes it behind him and we were like "WTF!?!"so we all go after except this one girl who was just like "fuck that"

anyway - she got mauled then everyone else got mauled cept me and my buddy made it to some random house somewhere and i had acquired a shotgun on the way, and it was day.
we were holed up in one of the bedrooms waiting by the window to see if it would find us and then this like bat thing burst from this rucksack that was one the floor and we were both like "kill it! arg"

i shot it and somehow it and the other monster were the same thing so i killed it and woke up.

i hav never been so terrified as i was while i was having that dream...

(shite that was one long reply, if anyone got this far good for you and thanks for reading).

[Saxturbation]

I had a dream there was a mass murderer with a grenade launcher and I ordered a pizza with green marshmallows and watched him kill everyone in my school. That was a wierd one.

[Electric-Bla]

I had a dream last night about buying a five pack of ferrets. There was pink, brown, green, blue, and red :D

I've also had one about climbing along the side of a mountain when the pipe thingy broke and I fell, waking up right before I hit. The scary part is that it was hyper real.

And then I have my other dreams about minecarts :S

[Spagetti-Tank]

One time, I dreamed I was having hot passionate sex, and the girl said: "What the hell are you doing?!" That hurt.

[grounds-master]

I once had a dream that I was shot out of a cannon into a big parahna plant.Theres like,nothing down there once you get swallowed.It's just like a tube and then there like ground-ish stuff at the bottom.yea.im weird.

[Silveraxe]

Man... once I had a dream where I went to a gas station and bought 20 litres of fuel with with I wanted too commit an assassination on Hitler but after I had bought the fuel I recognized that Hitler was the shop assistent who selled it to me... so I just burned down the shithouse on the resting place on which I was... and then I awoke... and luckily I didn't forget that sick shit!^^

[Akula]

Well I only remember a few, and yes I did have some VERY weird ones I cant remember.

I had a couple of dreams when I used to be in bed with a girl I used to like about 3 years ago and we were in bad, naked but in the middle of the school...and people would walk by and just not care.

Another one where I got shot by the maffia

and another one where I had a threesome with 2 chicks. Their pussies were sour but so fucking nice and real.

[PurpleHaze]

When i was little i had a very strange dream, that took place in my house.... my house was full of those cartoon Mcnuggets (from the old mcdonald cartoons) and they were all doing something different.

One was skateboarding down the hall, in a pair of boxer shorts, others were swinging from the lights in my hallway.... i walked into my sisters room to find a painting of a Mcnugget, but it looked menacing, and evil in a way, and i looked at the picture, and it smiled at me, and it scared the SHIT out of me.....

Had this dream when i was like 6...

I had another dream around the same time, that i was in my kitchen, getting food, and all these hot chicks were in there with me, but they were all vvampire, and whenever i looked awat from them, they would try to bite my neck... so i made out with them... heh it was sweet... Until..I walked into my living room watching tv with my family... and i heard a noise in the basement, and on TV it said :"an evil kangaroo has been going around murdering familys for fun, and they usually sneak in through the basement" i heard something running up the stairs, and i froze in fear, in the dream....

Finally i heard it in the kitchen, and i was still frozen in fear... then it poked its head out into the living room, and it was one of the creepiest, fucking weirdest things ive ever seen.

May sound funny, but this kangaroo looked fucking creepy....

[Loki]

At 11/23/06 03:30 PM, Clock-Canada wrote: One time, I dreamed I was having hot passionate sex, and the girl said: "What the hell are you doing?!" That hurt.

I once dreamed I found pills that changes your sex / apparence. Hawt lesbian sexcks.

[Crossofdevil]

Dreamcatchers work, I had one in my room and i never dreamed untill i recently took it out and now im dreaming every once in a while now. Thats some crazy shit.

[ppkk]

last night i dreamt someone was chasing me while throwing grenades at my face.

how hawt.

[CIA]

this one time i had a string of three dreams

real life -
i was laying in bed looking at my open door with light on

falls asleep

the door opens a little wider by itself, a dinosaur type thing comes in and starts ripping off my stomach

watchs open door with light on

falls asleep

some guy dressed in black walks in, puts tape on my mouth. takes a huge sword comparable to clouds. and puts it all the way through my neck and slowly pulls it down to my stomach.

lay in bed with light on

falls asleep

somthing to do with jason from the movie i dont really remember. but it was scary