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What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 09:26:26 Reply

Just curious, what makes you want to blam a movie, before you even see it?


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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 09:28:30 Reply

At 4/2/03 09:26 AM, RageVI wrote: Just curious, what makes you want to blam a movie, before you even see it?

Pointless stickmen movies really piss me off.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 09:29:21 Reply

At 4/2/03 09:26 AM, RageVI wrote: Just curious, what makes you want to blam a movie, before you even see it?

i don't judge a movie before i view it, but one sure sign of a horrible movie is if you get that puke taste in your mouth after you watch it.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 09:31:44 Reply

If the filesize is 1Kb and there is no comment from the author...

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 09:33:03 Reply

There's always the dead giveaway of 10k movies, too. What I really hate is when some idiot has audio in it that isnt trimmed to fit the movie. Even though I have a fast connection movies don't load right most of the time. I've gotten pretty good at knowing what I vote before I watch the movies (I got all the blam and protection points that I have in about 2 weeks...so far)


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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 10:17:42 Reply

I hat e when the author doesnt leave a comment as well but most of all i hate shitty preloaders, if its a good preloader then it will be a good film. How can u have almost 700 blams and protects in 2 weeks.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 10:31:11 Reply

I hate stick movies and crap with titles like "Please Blam This"... I'm more than happy to oblige.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 10:31:19 Reply

If it has DBZ and stick in the title that gets under my skin and makes me wanna blam without seeing it.


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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 10:32:18 Reply

At 4/2/03 09:26 AM, RageVI wrote: Just curious, what makes you want to blam a movie, before you even see it?

VOTE 5 FOR PORN!!

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 10:49:10 Reply

At 4/2/03 10:17 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: I hat e when the author doesnt leave a comment as well but most of all i hate shitty preloaders, if its a good preloader then it will be a good film. How can u have almost 700 blams and protects in 2 weeks.

I have a screwed up school schedule so I have plenty of time to get nearly every submission of the day. In fact I'm in a computer lab right now, oh well.

I'd only vote > 2 on something like pr0n because you know that it's gonna be protected anyway


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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 10:50:22 Reply

At 4/2/03 09:26 AM, RageVI wrote: Just curious, what makes you want to blam a movie, before you even see it?

Any film along the lines of "STICK DBZ BATLE" or "COUNTER-STICK MOVIE".

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 10:52:20 Reply

At 4/2/03 10:31 AM, DarkBlueFlame753 wrote: If it has DBZ and stick in the title that gets under my skin and makes me wanna blam without seeing it.

it's so true

i like blamming movies that say "Dont blam this just because it's sticks..!"

never say that s-word in a submission title


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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 10:53:19 Reply

I hate the crap out of movies w/o preloaders. I don't Blam without watching, but have done so w/o watching to the ending. I mean, if the first 3 seconds are some dude jumping up and down screaming "Penis"... And the WORST is jackasses who put Author's Comments like, "If you would give it a nice grade, it would help my self esteem" <sob, sniff, sniff>. I watch THEIR movies and then I Blam them.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 11:07:33 Reply

Under 10k, or the guy says "blam it" or the guy obviously lies, like "I spent 2 years on this blablabla" and it's only 123k.


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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 12:07:15 Reply

when the main title on the portal is something like STickz go craz
you know missspelling and weird capital is usally the sign of a dumbass flash
another is loading when it takes so fucking long that pisses me off
and yes the no comment thing cos you dont know what your watching.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 12:11:32 Reply

when someone puts as their title blam me or if it is a 1 kb movie

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2003-04-02 12:15:01 Reply

any movie with a comment such as "this is my first submission, so im not very good...", "stick something" or "dont be mean and blam this" and "this probably will get blammed." i adivse you not to add these lines to your flash description as it will give incentive to people to vote automatic 0's, even before watching them.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 17:51:35 Reply

At 4/2/03 09:26 AM, RageVI wrote: Just curious, what makes you want to blam a movie, before you even see it?

movies by the kitty krew.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 17:52:01 Reply

I don't have one.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 17:52:39 Reply

When it was made by any kind of club, crew.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 17:53:35 Reply

A file size of less than 100 KB.


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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 17:53:54 Reply

"SHOOP DA WOOP: HERE COMES PEDO BEAR PART III"


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whoa art what

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 17:54:54 Reply

silnte movies with really short run time. no coments or coments that say things like please don't blam this.

And thoes like tom flup gota cache them all.


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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 17:55:39 Reply

'Don't blam this because I worked hard on it' or 'because it's my first movie' or 'because I'm only 10' or any shite like that.

As if the fact that it's shit is going to be overlooked because the author told me to overlook it.

Being part of a crew (clock, kitty, etc.) is also a fairly good sign that it's going to be shit.

And I also hate it when the author says something along the lines of 'If you don't like this movie then don't blam it just close the window'.

Idiots.

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 17:56:40 Reply

The name "betty" anywhere on my screen.


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 17:59:27 Reply

At 4/21/08 05:53 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: "SHOOP DA WOOP: HERE COMES PEDO BEAR PART III"

You forgot barrel roll...


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 18:02:54 Reply

Previous work of the author


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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 18:03:52 Reply

file size is a big one, when it's tiny.


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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 18:04:02 Reply

Verge of Death = Insta Blam

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Response to What flips your BLAM switch? 2008-04-21 18:04:16 Reply

At 4/2/03 09:26 AM, RageVI wrote: Just curious, what makes you want to blam a movie, before you even see it?

Rated adult and with one word comment.

= Spam.

FUCK MAN I know

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