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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:05:40 Reply

I think Jesus was the same colour as David Blaine....Noone knows what colour he is. But as jesus was the first magician and a bit of a fuck up, does anyone think that blaine is a living decendant of christ?

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:20:15 Reply

Hey Mick, you forget that after WW2 all the arab countries around Israel invaded Israel at once. That's after WW2, after being through the holocaust, after being chased out of your homes in the middle of the night. Then they get it to a war of they're own that they didn't want. Isrealies kicked there asses and took parts of they're countries. Now the arab countries are trying to take it back saying "It's our land you motherfucking jews!" The Israelies are having none of it obviously, they're the ones that got invaded. The arabs are just a bit pissed that they got there asses handed to them on a silver platter followed by an empty uzi clip being thrown at them.

It seems the Jews are fed up of everyones bullshit and decided to say "You want your go! Come and get it!" after WW2. I don't blame them. If anybody tried to invade my country (Scotland) and we managed to take theirs, I wouldn't give it back either.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:34:52 Reply

At 11/22/06 12:28 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: How can that even be considered an invasion? Israel shouldn't even legally be a state, they don't belong there.

Would you suggest "moving" Israel to a different location? Personally, I don't think Israel belongs anywhere near the Middle East. Israel is a thorn on the back of every Middle Eastern country, and vice versa.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:40:35 Reply

I believe Jezus was some sort of magician: Here's a priest that follows his example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaGJaxalQKg


A rather disgusting-looking git that should have been disposed of ages ago.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:41:46 Reply

At 11/22/06 12:36 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: for rich Jews to retire.

If they did that, the American Media would go bankrupt.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:42:20 Reply

I can imagine he was black, i wonder what would happen if there was evidence he was...?

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:42:55 Reply

At 11/22/06 10:00 AM, EvilJesus wrote: my teachers keep saying hes a coffee colour.....wtf?

He was more a mocha colour I would say


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:50:47 Reply

Ok everyone just give Isreal their country. They deserve something after the immense genocide of their people. And Middle Easterners need to stop getting pissed off at everyone.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:51:14 Reply

He wasent black but not white either.....like a light tan.


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:55:41 Reply

At 11/22/06 12:52 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Whoa like dude like whoa dude that's like deep. Also dude whoa like everyone should like share the earth and dude whoa like the corporations and dude whoa like the corporations should stuff hassling us and stuff.

Are you mocking me. Because if you are I am hurt.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 13:14:27 Reply

At 11/22/06 09:54 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: In all of the churches I have visited they allways have a picture of a white Jesus. But there were no white people in that area. Me and my friends either think he was black or middle eastern. You don't have to be christian to believe that Jesus was a person.

lol that reminds of bruce almighty that god was black and he was suprised!

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 13:16:22 Reply

At 11/22/06 09:56 AM, Cool-Points wrote: he was Jewish you idiot

seconded. Why someone would make a thread about him being anything other than Jewish is beyond reason when it is a fact.


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 13:22:16 Reply

At 11/22/06 11:53 AM, Dejanus wrote:
At 11/22/06 11:44 AM, DingoTheDog wrote:
is there a christian equivalent of Jihad?
Ever heard of the crusades? That is one of the reasons Muslims still dont like Christians.

Not really an equivalent term there Billy Fuckwit,


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