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What was Jesus 2006-11-22 09:54:35 Reply

In all of the churches I have visited they allways have a picture of a white Jesus. But there were no white people in that area. Me and my friends either think he was black or middle eastern. You don't have to be christian to believe that Jesus was a person.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 09:55:14 Reply

Blue Hippo.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 09:56:39 Reply

he was Jewish you idiot

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 09:57:01 Reply

He was mixed colors like in that one episode of south park....the episode name was Gooback

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 09:57:31 Reply

At 11/22/06 09:56 AM, Cool-Points wrote: he was Jewish you idiot

No not religon but skin color.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 09:58:30 Reply

He is Middle Eastern, yet Christians don't want to believe it.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 10:00:51 Reply

my teachers keep saying hes a coffee colour.....wtf?


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 10:01:02 Reply

Jesus was an Iraqy!

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 10:03:07 Reply

I think he had a tan.


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 10:03:21 Reply

With no doubt I can say:
I'm the reïncarnation of Jesus...

If you'll excuse me, I'm about to walk over steaming hot water that can kill me if I fall in, wich I won't! I hope...


A rather disgusting-looking git that should have been disposed of ages ago.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:13:10 Reply

What does it really matter it's Jesus.


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:16:32 Reply

At 11/22/06 09:57 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:
At 11/22/06 09:56 AM, Cool-Points wrote: he was Jewish you idiot
No not religon but skin color.

Jewish is an also ethnicity. It means "one who is a descendant of Judah." You idiot.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:18:05 Reply

At 11/22/06 09:58 AM, ArabFreak wrote: He is Middle Eastern, yet Christians don't want to believe it.

No, he was Jewish. Jewish people make the world go round.

PS: Wow, you support the Wii. Nobody gives a shit.
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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:18:45 Reply

Jesus was GAY!


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:18:58 Reply

At 11/22/06 09:54 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: But there were no white people in that area.

Except for Jesus... that's what made him better then everybody else


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:20:46 Reply

At 11/22/06 11:18 AM, Suffering wrote: Jesus was GAY!

Please swallow a knife.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:21:26 Reply

Me personally,I think jesus was black and/or Middle eastern,but then again there might of been a small chance that he was white because of the Romans and Greeks from before Jesus was born can't forget about them now can ya? p.s. im athiest so this has nuthin to do with me :)

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:28:11 Reply

Jesus was asian.


I hardly ever come here anymore....

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:35:21 Reply

Interesting article about the "real face of Jesus":

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/resea rch/1282186.html


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:44:42 Reply

At 11/22/06 09:58 AM, ArabFreak wrote: He is Middle Eastern, yet Christians don't want to believe it.

Holy crap Jesus mustve been a terrorist then. Christians must therefore all be terrorists and therefore a part of the axis of evil.

is there a christian equivalent of Jihad?


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:46:25 Reply

As long as he's Jesus it's fine with me.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:48:48 Reply

At 11/22/06 11:44 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: is there a christian equivalent of Jihad?

it's called a crusade.


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:49:25 Reply

His mum was middle easten, but God's white, so thats what Jesus turned out as.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:53:13 Reply

At 11/22/06 11:44 AM, DingoTheDog wrote:
is there a christian equivalent of Jihad?

Ever heard of the crusades? That is one of the reasons Muslims still dont like Christians.


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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:54:23 Reply

At 11/22/06 11:49 AM, Cybex wrote: His mum was middle easten, but God's white, so thats what Jesus turned out as.

That's deep.


We gladly feast upon those who would subdue us.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:54:26 Reply

um he can be whatever you want him to be, its what you believe, nobody can tell you what you believe

and i believe he was a satanist lol just kidding

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:54:42 Reply

At 11/22/06 11:53 AM, Dejanus wrote: Ever heard of the crusades? That is one of the reasons Muslims still dont like Christians.

Ever heard of overreacting over a cartoon/drawring? That is one of the reasons smart people still don't like Muslims.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 11:59:10 Reply

what the fuck does it matter what colour Jesus is! Isn't it just pedantic!
Besides, everybody knows Jesus was japanese. lol

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:00:24 Reply

At 11/22/06 11:18 AM, Zen444 wrote: No, he was Jewish. Jewish people make the world go round.

Oh, so Judaism is a race, not a religion. I was terribly mistaken.

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Response to What was Jesus 2006-11-22 12:04:06 Reply

At 11/22/06 12:00 PM, ArabFreak wrote: Oh, so Judaism is a race, not a religion. I was terribly mistaken.

You better be sorry... I mean mistaken... terribly.