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wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:49:01 Reply

Now that I have your attention, I got in touch with this girl I haven't seen since high school and she confesses in all four years she's fantastized having sex with me. Apparently she's become free and easy since grad and wants me to come up to her campus to fuck her.

Long story short: I love my life.

LOLSUP


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:49:51 Reply

Nice topic title.

Now give me pics of nudity.

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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:51:17 Reply

Tits or GTFO.

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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:52:04 Reply

plese if you going to make a story theard about your life (wicth no one cares about) plese dont use a missleeding topic tittle.

it agenist the rules.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:52:14 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:49 AM, Alastor wrote: Long story short: I love my life.

LOLSUP

Awesome title.

And congrats.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:52:41 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:52 AM, homor wrote: plese if you going to make a story theard about your life (wicth no one cares about) plese dont use a missleeding topic tittle.

it agenist the rules.

Apologies. I have promptly banned myself. Thank you for the notice.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:53:15 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:52 AM, homor wrote: plese if you going to make a story theard about your life (wicth no one cares about) plese dont use a missleeding topic tittle.

it agenist the rules.

i fail at the spelling ):


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:53:23 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:49 AM, Alastor wrote:
Now that I have your attention, I got in touch with this girl I haven't seen since high school and she confesses in all four years she's fantastized having sex with me. Apparently she's become free and easy since grad and wants me to come up to her campus to fuck her.

I get that same feeling after I haven't seen you on the BBS for a while. You just have that affect on people, I guess.

And that's quite an opening conversation. Unexpected that after finally regaining contact the first thing she says is "Oh hey, it's great to see you. I've been wanting you to fuck me for 4 years now, so I just figured I'd get that out of the way first." I guess sometimes surprises are a good thing.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:53:52 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:52 AM, Alastor wrote:
At 11/22/06 01:52 AM, homor wrote: plese if you going to make a story theard about your life (wicth no one cares about) plese dont use a missleeding topic tittle.

it agenist the rules.
Apologies. I have promptly banned myself. Thank you for the notice.

a paradox then?


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:54:06 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:49 AM, Alastor wrote: LOLSUP

Um.. so, exactly what am I supposed to say to this?

Have fun?

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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:54:46 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:53 AM, Rabid wrote: And that's quite an opening conversation. Unexpected that after finally regaining contact the first thing she says is "Oh hey, it's great to see you. I've been wanting you to fuck me for 4 years now, so I just figured I'd get that out of the way first." I guess sometimes surprises are a good thing.

Wasn't right away. I had to hack away at her with 3 hours of boring ass foreplay. Some people call it conversation. Then the truth comes out and OH HO HO.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:57:25 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:54 AM, Alastor wrote:
Wasn't right away. I had to hack away at her with 3 hours of boring ass foreplay. Some people call it conversation. Then the truth comes out and OH HO HO.

It would be funny if it was one of those phone conversations where you're not really paying attention and just giving her the occasional "uh huh" so that you don't come off as insensitive. Something like that could pass by you with a simple "So, fucking me, yeah I totally agree" without actually taking any of it in.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:59:25 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:52 AM, homor wrote: it agenist the rules.

Yeah.

I feel like banning Alastor...

Oh...wait...
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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 01:59:58 Reply

I bet she is loose like a wizard's sleeve.

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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:04:16 Reply

Pictures.

I demand them.

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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:09:04 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:59 AM, Ozcar wrote: I feel like banning Alastor...

Why stop there. Seriously. Delete his account.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:09:16 Reply

At 11/22/06 01:59 AM, Earfetish wrote: I bet she is loose like a wizard's sleeve.

lol

it was funny, what
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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:15:03 Reply

At 11/22/06 02:09 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Why stop there. Seriously. Delete his account.

I agree.

what a cutting edge faggot he is.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:16:27 Reply

At 11/22/06 02:15 AM, Alastor wrote:
At 11/22/06 02:09 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Why stop there. Seriously. Delete his account.
I agree.

what a cutting edge faggot he is.

We need to start a petition, get him deleted, IP banned, and have a mob egg his place of residence.

He deserves it.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:21:41 Reply

At 11/22/06 02:16 AM, Peregrinus wrote: He deserves it.

He deserves my huge 9 inches e-pen0r

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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:24:11 Reply

At 11/22/06 02:21 AM, Ozcar wrote: He deserves my huge 9 inches e-pen0r

Only 9?

You disappoint me Ozcar...


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:24:56 Reply

i don't think alot of us care if ur guna get laid...
and why did u use "wtf sex banned fav mode ps3 sucks" as a title, what has nothing to do with ur story...


OWNED!!!!

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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:28:12 Reply

At 11/22/06 02:24 AM, Uzkar wrote: i don't think alot of us care if ur guna get laid...

Oh, but we do. We just demand "pics"

and why did u use "wtf sex banned fav mode ps3 sucks" as a title, what has nothing to do with ur story...

It got you to click it, didn't it? So thats why.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:50:09 Reply

Cool for you.

Now show us the bobs.

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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 02:59:35 Reply

Oh well at least you had a good day then.

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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 03:16:48 Reply

Remember to leave her naked tied up somewhere, unable to escape. Deny everything.


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 05:56:52 Reply

Show me pics of you're fat cock so I can approve. PM them plz.

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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-22 06:05:40 Reply

At 11/22/06 02:57 AM, Lorkas wrote: rape her.

You know it won't be rape, she wants him, and you only rape her when she falls asleep


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-23 02:32:39 Reply

Like someoen said sheis probally as loose as a wizzards sleeve, she definatly wont be tight like 7 year old boys anus. (Oh god I hope I quoted that right otherwise I sound like a pediphile).


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Response to wtf sex banned fav mod ps3 sucks 2006-11-23 02:34:47 Reply

no pic no true