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Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 03:25:16 Reply

Why the fuck is it that people walk in the middle of the street? I really want to know! I hate when I'm driving and I have to slow down because a group of little teeny-bopper bitches decided to have pow-wow in the middle of the road! Why can't kids walking home from school find the sidewalk??? Here's a hint: it's the little WALKing place located to the SIDE. Is this some kind of trend? I swear most of these assholes just can't think of a better way to get attention. Sometimes I just wanna fucking run them over. I hit one with a banana peel once... haha.. that was fun.
I really like to drive behind them when they aren't looking and lay one the horn to see them jump. Blah blah blah...

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 03:28:00 Reply

just honk and hit them, it makes it legal since they are breaking the law.

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 03:28:13 Reply

You just need to get more confident about your driving so you can nearly side swipe them. I do that all the time. Just brush someone with your rearview mirror. That'll get em moving.

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 03:35:01 Reply

ha, we have this group of punkass kids around here that all ride their bikes in the street. a few times they've ridden in the middle, about 6 or 7 of them in a row, and totally blocked traffic. they sit there and laugh like it's funny.
almost like those bastards next door who have to play basketball in the road. That's what the bigass park down the street is for, cretins.

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 03:40:28 Reply

I really like to drive behind them when they aren't looking and lay one the horn to see them jump. Blah blah blah...

OOOOO THAT'S SO EVIL... COOOOOOL...

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 08:25:05 Reply

At 4/1/03 03:25 AM, DIshiyama wrote: blah blah things and stuff

ohh well i was reading in the new paper all thise little schoolgirls form some catholic hihg school wer doin some posinious cheep drug that makes you halusnate anywho they stated stumbling aroudn down town across streets and were all hit by cars and it hapend liek 4 times... its kinda funnie...


ever mistake a spoon for a straw and try and sip it ?

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 08:26:54 Reply

At 4/1/03 08:25 AM, allpro wrote: ohh well i was reading in the new paper all thise little schoolgirls form some catholic hihg school wer doin some posinious cheep drug that makes you halusnate anywho they stated stumbling aroudn down town across streets and were all hit by cars and it hapend liek 4 times... its kinda funnie...

LOL

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 08:27:06 Reply

Hey, If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk!

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 08:41:07 Reply

...or little biker dudes who think they can cross the frickin road whenever, even if the light is red. I swear, one of these days, they're going to get crushed by a driver of equal stupidity who thinks that because the light is green he can just hit the accelerator and not be hekd responsible for the people he "bumps into".


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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 09:42:34 Reply

At 4/1/03 08:25 AM, allpro wrote: ohh well i was reading in the new paper all thise little schoolgirls form some catholic hihg school wer doin some posinious cheep drug that makes you halusnate anywho they stated stumbling aroudn down town across streets and were all hit by cars and it hapend liek 4 times... its kinda funnie...

lol that's the whole problem! Well then we can run them over and just claim they jumped in front of us. Or do like Tanner said and sideswipe them, but "accidently" have a board sticking out your back window.


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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 12:13:42 Reply

In this shit city i walk on the road and not the sidewalk because the sidewalk isn't taken care of and is difficult and dangerous to walk on during this time of year...otherwise i'd use it.

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-01 12:23:09 Reply

jaywalking is one of the laws lesser attended crimes

it runs rampant and all the cops can think of is those gosh darn killers and stealer guys

there should be a sidewalk patrol, like highway patrol, only more sidewalkery


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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-02 10:40:13 Reply

At 4/1/03 12:13 PM, bungled_girl wrote: In this shit city i walk on the road and not the sidewalk because the sidewalk isn't taken care of and is difficult and dangerous to walk on during this time of year...otherwise i'd use it.

What are you freaking 90? I'm not complaining about that... I'm talking about people who ride the short bus to school and walk home in the MIDDLE of the road.

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-02 10:41:50 Reply

Hehehe, I'm one of the people who do that but you should see Europe. There, the drivers use the sidewalks and the pedestrians dominate the roads...

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-02 10:41:56 Reply

I got stopped by a cop for spitting once. No joke. I was like, "Dude, if I swallow one more loogey, I'm so gonna puke".

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-02 10:43:22 Reply

Just slowly....run...them...over...


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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-02 10:47:08 Reply

It's a big problem here in the south. Most of the time it is a black person in the middle of the road, and if you hit them by accident they will sue you for being a rasist and hitting them on peropuse. I shopuld know my friend was sued.

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-02 11:23:05 Reply

Dude i dunno about using sidewalks but if poele get in your way why even bother stopping if you hate it somuch just plow em down!!!!!!!!

Use fucking Sidewalk!!!

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Response to Use fucking Sidewalk!!! 2003-04-02 12:58:43 Reply

At 4/2/03 11:23 AM, TranslucentDreamz wrote: Dude i dunno about using sidewalks but if poele get in your way why even bother stopping if you hate it somuch just plow em down!!!!!!!!

then you get cahrged for hit and run and then you would be really fucked

Use fucking Sidewalk!!!