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I haven't pissed since I woke up, then I had a few cups of coffee and a few glasses of water. Needless to say I had to piss like a pregnant... racehorse...
Anyway, I decided I would see how long I could go. I whipped out my cell phone and set the stop watch when the flow started.
I got 83.5 seconds. The next time you have to piss, time yourself.
Happiness is a warm gun.
Well, I never timed myself... But I'm sure I've done as long as you after going to the movies or watching the Sens live at the Scotiabank Place.
At 11/18/06 03:28 PM, Lil-Jimmy wrote: Well, I never timed myself... But I'm sure I've done as long as you after going to the movies or watching the Sens live at the Scotiabank Place.
I live 2 minutes walk from there :D
And my longest was about a minute and a half, somehwere around there. I actually pissed my pants a little too cause I had to go so bad.
"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"
Once when I was about 8/9 years old and we went on a long car trip to my Aunt's, I REALLY, REALLY had to piss. By that time we were only about 15 minutes away, but that was way too long for me to hold in. We stopped at a nearby 7-11 (or a gas station, I can't remember) where the toilet was clogged with shit and stuff was written all over the walls, and let loose a long, 15 second piss.
I've never really timed myself, I just put my arm against the wall next to me and let Long John Silver do his work ^_^
If in any way you disagree with this post, understand that you're a cunt.
At 11/18/06 04:55 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: I piss for like 15 seconds, there must be something really wrong with your penises.
But it can't be something with your bladder.. No...
At 11/18/06 03:25 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: The next time you have to piss, time yourself.
Seven thousand YEARS.
Pretty long and this picture is totally necessary
"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
I can't say I've ever timed myself, but I'm sure I've had one as long as yours at some point.
Release your inner crazy.
Don't you just love it when people don't read the post?
Then they assume you're asking what the world-record is for pissing.
FUCKING READ, HELEN KELLERS.
Happiness is a warm gun.
i dont know i never piss for long unless i drink a lot of sugar water, but instead of one long one its like every minute and its annoying so i just dont drink a lot of pop . maybe theirs something wrong
A few years back my mom used to tell me that I would sleepwalk to the bathroom and piss for about 10 minutes.
At 11/18/06 04:16 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: This reminds me of that one track on one of Adam Sandler's CDs."I guess that makes us piss pals"
If you want to piss for a long time eat alot of ice cream, it takes a while for it to melt and collect in your bladder so you can hold it for a longer amount of time.
My record: about one minute.
At 11/18/06 03:37 PM, Fyndir wrote: The longest piss delivered at one continuous scoot was one of 36 mins
24secs by Mr Jon Dixon (GB) in the doorway of a newsagents shop in
Bracknell high street on 22nd December 1986. Mr Dixon was arrested and
charged with a public order offence 17 mins into his record attempt, but
arresting officers had to wait a further 19mins 24sec before taking him
back to the station for a kicking.
thats crazy! where does all that piss come from. and still, more then a minute is still pretty long