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Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 03:25 PM Reply

I haven't pissed since I woke up, then I had a few cups of coffee and a few glasses of water. Needless to say I had to piss like a pregnant... racehorse...

Anyway, I decided I would see how long I could go. I whipped out my cell phone and set the stop watch when the flow started.

I got 83.5 seconds. The next time you have to piss, time yourself.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 03:28 PM Reply

Well, I never timed myself... But I'm sure I've done as long as you after going to the movies or watching the Sens live at the Scotiabank Place.

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 03:35 PM Reply

Sure.. *takes out stopwatch*

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 03:39 PM Reply

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 03:40 PM Reply

I took a really, really long piss in a hotel room once. I woud say it lasted roughly 2 minutes.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 03:43 PM Reply

At 11/18/06 03:28 PM, Lil-Jimmy wrote: Well, I never timed myself... But I'm sure I've done as long as you after going to the movies or watching the Sens live at the Scotiabank Place.

I live 2 minutes walk from there :D

And my longest was about a minute and a half, somehwere around there. I actually pissed my pants a little too cause I had to go so bad.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 03:47 PM Reply

I once pissed for 3 minutes straight. It felt good.

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:08 PM Reply

ah, once i didn't go all day.

i woke up at 5AM the next day and pissed for just over 90ish seconds.

the morning piss is the best feeling in the world, admit it.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:12 PM Reply

Probably in between a minute and two.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:13 PM Reply

Once when I was about 8/9 years old and we went on a long car trip to my Aunt's, I REALLY, REALLY had to piss. By that time we were only about 15 minutes away, but that was way too long for me to hold in. We stopped at a nearby 7-11 (or a gas station, I can't remember) where the toilet was clogged with shit and stuff was written all over the walls, and let loose a long, 15 second piss.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:16 PM Reply

This reminds me of that one track on one of Adam Sandler's CDs.

"I guess that makes us piss pals"

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:23 PM Reply

I've never really timed myself, I just put my arm against the wall next to me and let Long John Silver do his work ^_^


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:25 PM Reply

At 11/18/06 04:23 PM, Krum wrote: I've never really timed myself, I just put my arm against the wall next to me and let Long John Silver do his work ^_^

don't you mean short john silver?

i'm so fucking origional....

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:52 PM Reply

My longest is about 45 seconds, I think.

Dont think it's long? Just stand by a wall and wait that long, and imagine yourself pissing the whole time. Yeah.

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:55 PM Reply

I piss for like 15 seconds, there must be something really wrong with your penises.

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:57 PM Reply

At 11/18/06 04:55 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: I piss for like 15 seconds, there must be something really wrong with your penises.

But it can't be something with your bladder.. No...


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:57 PM Reply

At 11/18/06 04:16 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: This reminds me of that one track on one of Adam Sandler's CDs.

Oh yeah, I've heard that.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:58 PM Reply

At 11/18/06 03:25 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: The next time you have to piss, time yourself.

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 04:58 PM Reply

It was made by a Camel for sure.

As far as humans go... No clue.

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 05:04 PM Reply

Pretty long and this picture is totally necessary

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 05:09 PM Reply

I can't say I've ever timed myself, but I'm sure I've had one as long as yours at some point.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 05:12 PM Reply

Don't you just love it when people don't read the post?

Then they assume you're asking what the world-record is for pissing.

FUCKING READ, HELEN KELLERS.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 05:15 PM Reply

i dont know i never piss for long unless i drink a lot of sugar water, but instead of one long one its like every minute and its annoying so i just dont drink a lot of pop . maybe theirs something wrong

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 18th, 2006 @ 05:31 PM Reply

A few years back my mom used to tell me that I would sleepwalk to the bathroom and piss for about 10 minutes.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 19th, 2006 @ 07:25 PM Reply

At 11/18/06 04:16 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: This reminds me of that one track on one of Adam Sandler's CDs.
"I guess that makes us piss pals"

Ahaha yeah.


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 19th, 2006 @ 07:28 PM Reply

i started when i was born and havent stopped yet

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 19th, 2006 @ 07:28 PM Reply

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 19th, 2006 @ 07:34 PM Reply

i got 20 right now, but i didnt really have to go


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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 19th, 2006 @ 07:37 PM Reply

Honestly? Like three minutes. I held it for two hours when i was in the movies.

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Response to Longest Piss Record? Nov. 19th, 2006 @ 09:33 PM Reply

If you want to piss for a long time eat alot of ice cream, it takes a while for it to melt and collect in your bladder so you can hold it for a longer amount of time.


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