Lord Of The Cats...

[life]

Recently there has been a bunch of crazy cats running around my house..

What happened was my cousin came to visit and she puts some damn cat food out on my porch for the poor kitty kats...

Now there are four cats constantly coming to my house meowing at me like I am their care taker..

Damn evil cats..

There are two black and white patched ones I named patches and peanut. There's also a black one I call ASSHOLE who is tearing up our garbage..

Now they must have told other cats cause this big ass showed up on my porch tonight all
like "gimme some love and some food".. it kept rubbing against my legs with an evil glint in its
eye..

I need to do something.... the cats are taking over.

[Musk]

They wuv you, with DEATH!

[RADIACTIVE]

Get the frying pan out.

[inclusivedisjunction]

That is the ugliest, most inbred cat I have ever seen. Just call the Humane Society on them; they'll kill the fuckers for you.

[Kla-Kla]

1)Dig a DEEP hole.
2) cover with something very light like a slightly held net.
3)place catfood and let the cats run to it.
4)when their at the bottom dump gallons of water until they drown and bury them

OR

what my brother used to do is get buckets of water, took a cat and threw it in, and put the lid on until it died.

[Musk]

At 11/17/06 10:24 PM, Kla-Kla wrote: Torture!

Your brother is a sick fuck and should be neutered by a hammer attached with rusty nails.
But that trap thing is a good Idea. Go try that.

[0peth]

But I love cats.

So soft and cuddly.

*Realizes how much of pussy he made himself look like*

[JackRabbitStudios]

Take pictures of the cats and put witty dialouge underneath it (usually along the lines of "I'm on your _____, ______ing my _____.").

[life]

The Plot thickens... I am nearly certain this cat is pregnant.. Oh no Baby Lords!

The lord of the cats returned..
I
sat and tried to take pictures of it but they kept turning up as flash spots or empty pictures..

The lord has powers..

Here is the one good pic I got of the crazy lord..

[1337er-than-you]

i love kitties. give them too me.

[Peregrinus]

At 11/17/06 11:48 PM, dave wrote: I sat and tried to take pictures of it but they kept turning up as flash spots or empty pictures..
The lord has powers..
Here is the one good pic I got of the crazy lord..

I know what you mean. The lords eyes glow green with evil spite whenever the camera is present...

[Minion777]

If you wish for the cats to depart, you must sacrafice your first born in order to appease the Cat Gods.

[McFooFa]

Probably zombie cats, see 'em here all the time.

Just take out the chainsaw.

[DarkSoldier]

uhh....... your freaking out because of cats? There just cats not guns. If you can't take care of them give them to a shelter like SPCA?

[Novelty]

Heres what you need to do:

1. Get a petel gun

2. Shoot each cat in the leg, as a little nudge away

3. Nothing

[MidnyteRayne]

CATS FOR THE CAT GOD.

[Minion777]

At 11/18/06 12:47 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote: CATS FOR THE CAT GOD.

OUR PATH TO GLORY SHALL BE ONE FILLED WITH MEOW MIX AND HAIRBALLS.

[Lord-Zed]

Dude, that sucks.

Some dumb fuck up the road lets their cats out at night. ALL NINE OFF THEM.

I have an Australian Kelpie, and she goes like mad at, all night, the crazy bitch.

Good luck getting rid of them.

[GeneralAC]

I love cats alot, cats are cool but all you need to do is put food on someone elses porch and then they will anoy them.

[r-e-g-g-i-n]

The lord is scary.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 11/17/06 10:19 PM, dave wrote: I need to do something.... the cats are taking over.

Grab a mallet...

[All-American-Badass]

At 11/18/06 10:29 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote: my neighbours cat kept coming into my garden and trying to attack my cat, my cat once had three really deep scars on her back and sides, and seemed to be terrified of going outside.

so i once "accidentally" sprayed the neighbours cat with water, it ran off yowling, but came back the next day.
so then i "accidentally" fired my nerf in its general direction. i missed, but it understood my message and it never came back.

i wihs my nieghbors cat was that unignorrant i thow it out chase it up trees throw rocks at it. yet it still decides to reside in my workshop

[wtfyourface]

aw, they love you. and admit it, YOU LOVE THEM.

I have a friend who takes care of a crazy amount of stray cats, and I even have a picture of a few of them. She'll probably be a crazy cat lady when she grows up.

[Aivi]

Put rat poison out

[Twinsabre]

set NEDM on them

[yurgenburgen]

Take the cats to your cousin's house and launch them through his bathroom window while he shaves.

[Nicholas-Deary]

I like cats.