Possible or impossible?

[FuckingGenius]

Picture this.

You're at work in your office, when you get bored and decide to jack off to some hot porn. So you nut on your hand and wipe it up, throwing the tissue away. You walk into the employee lounge to get a sannich, your hand has a little skeet on it which wipes off on the refridgerator handle.

One of your women employees walks over to get some soda, touches the skeet, getting it on her fingernails. Walking past your door, she's hit with a fantasy of which she masturbates to 3 minutes later.

She's pregnant with your baby 2 weeks later.

Possible, impossible?

[Novocane]

Your alias describes you perfectly.

[PenisClown]

At 11/17/06 03:44 AM, FuckingDumbass wrote: Possible, impossible?

Possible, highly improbable.

Still, frightning stuff. Especially if you were related, and say that event took place in your own home.

[Smego]

hmm...something to ponder

[Sensationalism]

At 11/17/06 03:46 AM, Novocane wrote: Your alias describes you perfectly.

Haha. True. Were you always this funny, Novocane?

[FuckingGenius]

At 11/17/06 03:46 AM, Novocane wrote: Your alias describes you perfectly.

Who said it was my alias?

At 11/17/06 03:46 AM, PenisClown wrote: Still, frightning stuff. Especially if you were related, and say that event took place in your own home.

Hah, try explaining that one.

At 11/17/06 03:57 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 11/17/06 03:46 AM, Novocane wrote: Your alias describes you perfectly.

Haha. True. Were you always this funny, Novocane?

I know, he's so funny to like totally turned my name against me, even though it's one big sarcastic joke. Hilarious, when did he, along with 4 other dumbfucks become so painfully observant!?

Man, he should change his name to FunnyGuy, BECAUSE HE'S JUST SO GOD DAMNED FUNNY!

[GallowsPole]

Here's a question for ya: Why wouldn't you wash your hands throughly first, before going to eat a sandwich?
Idk about you but i don't want to eat my own fucking jizz.

[FuckingGenius]

At 11/17/06 04:05 AM, GallowsPole wrote: Here's a question for ya: Why wouldn't you wash your hands throughly first, before going to eat a sandwich?

That's not the point, stop trying to stray off topic.

[Obliquo]

Erm. Thats one. I doubt its possible to be honest, but you never know.

[PenisClown]

At 11/17/06 04:13 AM, Fyndir wrote: I'm pretty sure sperm dies on contact with air

Shit, I never knew that. So a vagina is air tight?

[aKaShia]

At 11/17/06 04:00 AM, FuckingDumbass wrote:

At 11/17/06 03:46 AM, Novocane wrote:

Man, he should change his name to FunnyGuy, BECAUSE HE'S JUST SO GOD DAMNED FUNNY!

So we both agree that his a funny guy... no need to shout.

[Sensationalism]

I know, he's so funny to like totally turned my name against me, even though it's one big sarcastic joke. Hilarious, when did he, along with 4 other dumbfucks become so painfully observant!?

Man, he should change his name to FunnyGuy, BECAUSE HE'S JUST SO GOD DAMNED FUNNY!

He's nice, too.

[PenisClown]

I agree with all the level 10s.

[SunChipsClock]

At 11/17/06 03:57 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 11/17/06 03:46 AM, Novocane wrote: Your alias describes you perfectly.

Haha. True. Were you always this funny, Novocane?

Funny? Someone needs a fucking lesson on comedy. It's about the lamest thing he could of said, no contribution to the thread what-so-ever, FuckingDumbass's alias describes Novocane better.

And yes, I suppose it's possible...who fucking thinks of this stuff, though?

[aKaShia]

At 11/17/06 04:27 AM, SunChipsClock wrote:

At 11/17/06 03:57 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

Funny? Someone needs a fucking lesson on comedy. It's about the lamest thing he could of said, no contribution to the thread what-so-ever, FuckingDumbass's alias describes Novocane better.

And yes, I suppose it's possible...who fucking thinks of this stuff, though?

Fucking Dumbasses.

[PenisClown]

At 11/17/06 04:26 AM, PenisClown wrote: I agree with all the level 10s.

.... And SunChipsClock.

And yes, this thread is hilarious.

[HandsomeJake]

isn't there a mythbusters topic up now. you should have put this there

[SunChipsClock]

At 11/17/06 04:29 AM, akashia wrote:

At 11/17/06 04:27 AM, SunChipsClock wrote:

At 11/17/06 03:57 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

Funny? Someone needs a fucking lesson on comedy. It's about the lamest thing he could of said, no contribution to the thread what-so-ever, FuckingDumbass's alias describes Novocane better.

And yes, I suppose it's possible...who fucking thinks of this stuff, though?

Fucking Dumbasses.

No, a dumbass would call someone a dumbass for thinking stuff like this up. I'd describe him more as "weird".

[FuckingGenius]

According to this link.

Unless semen comes into DIRECT contact with your vagina, while the semen is still WET, you are not at risk of pregnancy. If your boyfriend masturbates just before seeing you or while he's with you, stay on the safe side and tell him to wash and dry his hands after masturbating. However, even if he doesn't wash his hands, if it has dried, you are safe, even if his hands get wet again.

We cannot with certainty give you an EXACT TIME. It all depends on however long it takes to dry. Semen dries very quickly when exposed to air and once they have dried, the sperm are dead. Once semen is dried up on any surface, there is no chance of pregnancy. This applies to toilet sheets, clothing (even if NOT washed after sperm was released on them), sheets, hands or other body parts, etc. Once exposed to the air, sperm die very quickly.

Only one person wins, the rest of you fail miserably. No pudding for all of you.

[SunChipsClock]

At 11/17/06 05:20 AM, FuckingDumbass wrote:

Only one person wins, the rest of you fail miserably. No pudding for all of you.

Yeah we all know, are you the only one who never did sex ed at school?

[PenisClown]

At 11/17/06 05:20 AM, FuckingDumbass wrote: Only one person wins, the rest of you fail miserably. No pudding for all of you.

WAAAAH! I WANT MY PUDDING!!!!!!

[FuckingGenius]

At 11/17/06 05:22 AM, SunChipsClock wrote:

At 11/17/06 05:20 AM, FuckingDumbass wrote:

Only one person wins, the rest of you fail miserably. No pudding for all of you.

Yeah we all know, are you the only one who never did sex ed at school?

We didn't have sex ed, we just had family life or whatever.

They discussed drugs and eating to much cake and shit like that. My school sucks ass.

[SunChipsClock]

At 11/17/06 05:25 AM, FuckingDumbass wrote:

They discussed drugs and eating to much cake and shit like that. My school sucks ass.

That's the American education system for you.

Woot 3000 posts

[ididurmomma]

At 11/17/06 03:44 AM, FuckingDumbass wrote: Picture this.

You're at work in your office, when you get bored and decide to jack off to some hot porn. So you nut on your hand and wipe it up, throwing the tissue away. You walk into the employee lounge to get a sannich, your hand has a little skeet on it which wipes off on the refridgerator handle.

One of your women employees walks over to get some soda, touches the skeet, getting it on her fingernails. Walking past your door, she's hit with a fantasy of which she masturbates to 3 minutes later.

She's pregnant with your baby 2 weeks later.

Possible, impossible?

Impossible, the sperm would have to be frozen or cooled below 20 degrees celsious for it to remain living ALSO most sperm cells die with in 2 minutes of release from the body unless inside another uh... body :)