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sounds like you have the syph my friend.....but i doubt its syph but it does sound like stage 4 syph

It's probably an old cyst that's leaking out fluids (OLD PUS) that have built up under the skin for years. But you should get it checked out. Ask them to suck out the poison :)

At this point I would say fuck it with feeling embarrassed for telling your parents. Do you want your god damn dick to fall off ? Then tell them and go see a doctor.

This sounds very bad dude.

Pfft, you think you've got trouble.

Ever since I was circumsized, my pen0r's been slightly crooked...to the right.

So basically the only action I've got that wasn't all that akward was with a girl that was so whorish that I almost felt like paying her for her services.

At 11/16/06 11:33 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote:

At 11/16/06 09:06 PM, Metark wrote: Holy shit. My mom talked about this disease. It's where the two holes mix and then you'll have to see a doctor. They'll have to make a bag on your side where shit always goes. Terrible disease. Lol, it comes from holding shit or piss for too much time. Tough.

Holy shit, do you know the name of that disease by any chance?

lol yes the disease is called Brokenpenisitis. Xp symptoms may include your head hanging on a hinge, scras from repeated drunken elf circumsinsions. The only true way to fix it is to send 150$ to the Nazi Help Foundation, cuz they've delt with this with Jews a many time.

Good Luck

send a pic!!!
allover the web

Talk to the doc and never tell us about this again. That is some sick shit.

TWO WORDS:Anal LEAKAGE

When I saw this thread in the topics list, I wondered why it had reached four fucking pages.... Is NG like obsessed with penises or something?

*vomits on Edmonds shoes*

sorry dude, this tread is seriously bad keepage..

*vomits at mod's new Guchi shoe's*

sorry man...

At 11/18/06 09:18 PM, JudeZombi wrote: *vomits on Edmonds shoes*

sorry dude, this tread is seriously bad keepage..

*vomits at mod's new Guchi shoe's*

sorry man...

You better clean my shoes!!!!!!!!They were new :.(

At 11/17/06 12:07 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: OMFG DUDE! Thats the sickest story i've heard on the BBS in awhile... but... Pics or it didnt happen.

You want to see pictures of a deformed penis?

Sounds bad, you should really see your docter

At 11/18/06 09:19 PM, Edmonds wrote:

At 11/18/06 09:18 PM, JudeZombi wrote: *vomits on Edmonds shoes*

You better clean my shoes!!!!!!!!They were new :.(

*Pull's Edmonds shoes off and cleans em*

there good as new.

Kel!
Go round up 3 hookers, a bottle of alchohol, a comdom, 5 golden rings. and a bag of doritos and meet me by the clock tower at mid night.

You have an MTD, masturbationally transmitted disease. Stop jacking off so much 0.o

hehehehehehe!

At 11/18/06 09:26 PM, Edmonds wrote: hehehehehehe!

I'll get a cam at some point and i'll show you my shoes, they are the 1337!

At 11/18/06 09:26 PM, Edmonds wrote: hehehehehehe!

lol cool shoes

perfectly normal, I get it all the time.

Wtf
I just thought of that, and felt so much pain...No pics plz

HMMMMM send me some of the brown puss - I wanna swallow it - here is my number 360-970 8869.

Sounds like Ghonerria (Sp?)

Have fun with that

go as soon as possible, what would you rather, embaresement or dicklessness

Survey
Had sex recently like in the past month.
Painful urethra passage and copious amounts of pus coming out?
15-24 years old.

If the above is true though of course the last part is not a limit but a probability, then you sir have
GONNORHEA!

thats so fucking nasty. go to the doctors dude...fuckin gross

You have gonorrhea son.

Umm....you should really consider visiting a doctor, that is definitely not normal.

wash your dick then go to the doctor

Hmmmm...that's pretty nasty. The best I can say to do is to just visit your local doctor. Hopefully it's not something REALLY bad like some kind of fucked up penal disease.