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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 17:32:48 Reply

At 11/16/06 05:01 PM, tekcos wrote: Pictures please.

LOL, jk. Your fine. It's completely normal. Don't worry about seeing a doctor.

please dont give him ideas

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 17:37:23 Reply

At 11/16/06 04:22 PM, Metalix wrote: This is worst than I thought.
You shit out from your penis.

So? Yesterday i had DIARIA coming out of my Penis.

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 17:40:43 Reply

Holy god thats disgusting.
Here is what I think you have, something I'd like to call SHIT DICK!


hyrhyryrhyhrjgfjgfjkhkgykgulhjlhulh yululululuyluhylhulhjulhjlhjlhjlhul u

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 17:41:55 Reply

your penis is broken go buy a new one

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 17:43:14 Reply

You really don't need to tell the whole world. SEE A F***ING DOCTOR!

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 17:43:49 Reply

At 11/16/06 04:41 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote:
At 11/16/06 04:37 PM, Rees303 wrote: Which is more serious, the scab or the brown stuff!?
Well I don't know, the brown puss just started coming out yesterday, but the scab thing has been there for a long time.

GOD I HATE YOU FOR MAKING THIS TOPIC.

I can only envision an ugly troglodytic slob squeezing out brown goo at a high school urinal. You can see how this image is not very appealing.

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 17:56:02 Reply

Lol, you're pooping out of your penis.

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 17:59:02 Reply

LMAO, you made me throw out! SEE A DOCTOR!


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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:00:28 Reply

Dude seriousely that is not normal....it;s also FREAKING SICK go see a doctor, really you can get hurt badly

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:01:30 Reply

At 11/16/06 04:20 PM, IAmSaul wrote: See your doctor

thats all we can say.

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:02:33 Reply

Go see the stupid ass who curcumsized you, because he obviusly did a shitty job. And a doctor. Cause that is disgusting. What makes you think that the rest of the internet wants to know about it?


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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:14:12 Reply

At 11/16/06 09:06 PM, Metark wrote: Holy shit. My mom talked about this disease. It's where the two holes mix and then you'll have to see a doctor. They'll have to make a bag on your side where shit always goes. Terrible disease. Lol, it comes from holding shit or piss for too much time. Tough.

oh fuck!!! i better go in the mornings then.... i usually hold it in until i get to lunch... and that sucks... i thought that it leaded to erectal disfunction tho.... as for machine... please see a doctor and dont fucking tell us any more details...


It rubs the lotion on its' skin or else it gets the hose again.

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:16:15 Reply

At 11/16/06 04:19 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote: So I want to know.....is this like, normal?

Yeah totally normal. Its abnormal when the fluid smells like new car.

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:18:16 Reply

You should be at the doctor's, like, yesterday.

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:19:26 Reply

jesus see a doctor


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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:22:26 Reply

hmmm, maybe you passed a small kidney stone long ago and it got stuck, thus causing it to attach itself to your internal skin and slowly decay. It by now has probably busted open and the ooze from it is slowy flowing out of your dick

if this is right I get +100 cool points
and go see a doctor >.>

Awesome post great job!

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:24:48 Reply

pix plz

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:29:09 Reply

I suddenly regret that I actually read that...

*pukes*

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:31:01 Reply

u masterbate 2 much

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:38:19 Reply

At 11/16/06 04:21 PM, H-W-T wrote: ino its not normal to post that lol ask a doctor or maybe jam it in a window see if that helps

Are you on drugs? Putting it in a fucking window won't help. Anyways, I have no clue what's wrong with your dick, so go see a doctor. It's the most logical thing to do.

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 21:43:24 Reply

LOL thanks for posting this. All that laughing has made me feel better.

Go see a doctor tbh. I'm sure he could use a good laugh


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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 23:33:23 Reply

At 11/16/06 09:06 PM, Metark wrote: Holy shit. My mom talked about this disease. It's where the two holes mix and then you'll have to see a doctor. They'll have to make a bag on your side where shit always goes. Terrible disease. Lol, it comes from holding shit or piss for too much time. Tough.

Holy shit, do you know the name of that disease by any chance?


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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 23:35:09 Reply

At 11/16/06 04:21 PM, SunChipsClock wrote: I think im going to puke.

Goto the fucking doctor.

Ditto man. this is no NG Thread!


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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 23:46:20 Reply

Doctor.

Is it not common sense when something is wrong with you, you go to the doctor?

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 23:48:05 Reply

your masterbating too hard, thats BLOOD!

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-16 23:48:13 Reply

yeah sure yesterdays sure


I hope my sig dosen't come out distorted

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-17 00:00:37 Reply

At 11/16/06 04:28 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote:
I think I'll just wait a couple days and see what happens.

that is the exact opposite of what you should do, my suggestion is go to the doctor, it doesn't do any harm (unless he tells you that you a re going to die, that might cause some harm) and if it is something that requires fixing immediately, you are going to thank yourself someday for going to the doc right away. I did you did with a hernia, the hernia got down into my ball sack and then I finally told my parents that something was wrong, and we went to the doctor and I had surgery and week off school


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?
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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-17 00:02:34 Reply

doctor please

shut up its glandular!
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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-17 00:05:21 Reply

Yeah, see your doctor, but try to stay away from fucked up situations.

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Response to My Penis is Fucked Up. 2006-11-17 00:07:26 Reply

OMFG DUDE! Thats the sickest story i've heard on the BBS in awhile... but... Pics or it didnt happen.