My Penis is Fucked Up.

[deus-ex-machina]

Ok so yesterday I was walking to my next class in school, and all of a sudden I feel something wet trickling down the side of my penis. I knew I couldn't be pissing my pants, but I didn't know what else could be happening. So at my next class I go to the bathroom so I could see what the hell is wrong. I open up my pants and see that there is some brownish goo coming out out of a little hole in my skin where the head of the penis meets the skin (my penis is circumcised btw).
So I touch the goo with my finger and smell it. It has to be the WORST smell you could ever imagine, it was like shit and rotten eggs mixed together. :P
I don't know what the hell it is. And whenever I squeeze the hole, more of the puss comes out sometimes.

I also have this thing on my dick right next to that. It's like this little hard scab that's underneath the skin, and it's about the size of a pebble. I'm pretty sure I've had it there my whole life, or at least for as long as I can remember. I never tried picking it out because there's skin covering the whole thing, except for a little bit where there's a hole at the top. And it hurts when I try to get it out.

So I want to know.....is this like, normal?

[IAmSaul]

See your doctor

[SunChipsClock]

I think im going to puke.

Goto the fucking doctor.

[H-W-T]

ino its not normal to post that lol ask a doctor or maybe jam it in a window see if that helps

[Britkid]

Ugh...thanks for sharing those wonderful details with us. Newgrounds probably doesn't have your answer. Maybe you should check it with a parent and then maybe a doctor.

[Jedicommander]

dude you have dick rot go to a doc

You didn't need to be so descriptive, just please, go to the Doctor.

[Cosmonautical]

Yeah, a doctor would be the best person to consult.

That's not right at all. Most likely some sort of infection or something.

[IAmSaul]

At 11/16/06 04:21 PM, Jedicommander wrote: dude you have dick rot go to a doc

Is that actually a real thing?

[Metalix]

This is worst than I thought.
You shit out from your penis.

[TurtleLove117]

Well... deus-ex-machina called the doctor and the doctor said...

NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!!

[Akula]

Here's what happened.

You fap too much, usually when you fap you put the head of the penis between the thumb and the index finger. By doing that you are putting a lot of stress onto that one spot. Now you got a wound and got it infected.

Goodluck with dick cancer :P

Go see a doctor, seriously.

[amanda-usa]

oh gross!!!

[SunChipsClock]

I'm not one for cencoring but this thread needs to be deleted, then they need to erase any memory of it from all of our heads. FAST.

[H-W-T]

At 11/16/06 04:27 PM, SunChipsClock wrote: I'm not one for cencoring but this thread needs to be deleted, then they need to erase any memory of it from all of our heads. FAST.

i second that get rid QUICK PLEASEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[NimbleElephant]

Not normal. Go tot he doctor. It sounds kind of serious if you ask me. A puss coming out of your dick? Doesn't happen everyday I wouldn't think. Doctor is definantly the way to go.

[deus-ex-machina]

Yeah I know probably should see a doctor...
But it would be kind of embarrasing to say to my parents, "So yeah.....I think I have a deformed penis."
I think I'll just wait a couple days and see what happens.

[SunChipsClock]

At 11/16/06 04:28 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote: Yeah I know probably should see a doctor...
But it would be kind of embarrasing to say to my parents, "So yeah.....I think I have a deformed penis."
I think I'll just wait a couple days and see what happens.

Go to a walk-in clinic and don't tell your parents.

[Complete]

Probably nothing bad, but I would recommend to see a doctor. Like everyone else pointed out.

[oddworth]

Bucket please, shit i'm going to be sick thank's dude!

[TrashTalks]

I think you just had your first cum :)

[Aivi]

Thats wrong

[SunChipsClock]

At 11/16/06 04:29 PM, Complete wrote: Probably nothing bad, but I would recommend to see a doctor. Like everyone else pointed out.

Brown shit coming out of your nob? YEAH PROBABLY NOTHING.

[CaptainQuartz]

Quit fapping so hard.

[Jake-Gaudet]

Don't pick at it...

Your dick will fall off on it's own.

[Thirty-Thirty]

You are in dire need of medical attention. Hurry before it falls off. or wait it would make an interesting conversation starter.

[Yghrulez]

At 11/16/06 04:19 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote:

Dude, now your never gonna get laid.

[Hyperion]

Ye gods. It'll take me the rest of my lifetime to remove that mental image from my mind. Curse my fertile imagination!

Your phallus is clearly possessed. I suggest a voodoo doctor.

[Rees303]

Which is more serious, the scab or the brown stuff!?

[Lucy]

Oh god.
Yeah, the only solutiong is to go see your doctor as soon as possible.