My Spotty Attendance And Poor Ethic

[JMHX]

...makes politics the ideal field for me!

[Camarohusky]

JMHX for President '08!

[DrBrainTrust]

If you have a dead gay underaged hooker lying on piles of dirty money in your closet, you've got my vote.

[Camarohusky]

At 11/16/06 04:50 AM, brown-recluse wrote: If you have a dead gay underaged hooker lying on piles of dirty money in your closet, you've got my vote.

I don't think he's Republican...

[RedSkunk]

At 11/16/06 04:51 AM, Camarohusky wrote: I don't think he's Republican...

You're not around here enough..

[Steel-Reserve]

Max, you say you loathe the General forum, yet, you make a topic that could fit inside a fortune cookie. Why, just, why?

[Derpanderhmxiness]

At 11/16/06 11:30 AM, Steel-Reserve wrote: Max, you say you loathe the General forum, yet, you make a topic that could fit inside a fortune cookie. Why, just, why?

Because, silly, I have 7500 posts!

[White-hole]

At 11/16/06 12:04 PM, Derpanderhmxiness wrote:

Because, silly, I have 7500 posts!

Trouble brewing...

[JMHX]

I'm wrong, I have over 7700 posts.

[SkunkyFluffy]

At 11/16/06 04:41 AM, Camarohusky wrote: JMHX for President '08!

Let's pass a constitutional amendment saying that if a candidate for president is really teh uberz on the internet, he doesn't have to be 35.

Soon we'll see 16-year-old Flash masters on the Senate floor.

Shudder.

[DrBrainTrust]

At 11/16/06 04:18 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 11/16/06 04:41 AM, Camarohusky wrote: JMHX for President '08!

Soon we'll see 16-year-old Flash masters on the Senate floor.

Because the congressional jocks beat them up?

[SkunkyFluffy]

At 11/17/06 01:27 AM, brown-recluse wrote: Because the congressional jocks beat them up?

Because Robert Byrd got sick of their crap and beat them savagely with his canes.

[Jesus-made-me-do-it]

At 11/16/06 03:58 PM, JMHX wrote: I'm wrong, I have over 7700 posts.

WHat do you want a medal?

[Derpanderhmxiness]

At 11/17/06 01:19 PM, scottish-cunt wrote:

At 11/16/06 03:58 PM, JMHX wrote: I'm wrong, I have over 7700 posts.

WHat do you want a medal?

A solid gold and/or platnium encrusted with diamonds, rubies and the hearts of my slaughtered enemies intended to strike fear into the very minds of those who appose me!!

And some pepsi.

[Jesus-made-me-do-it]

At 11/17/06 03:57 PM, Derpanderhmxiness wrote:

And some pepsi.

Pepsi diet?

[JMHX]

At 11/17/06 04:11 PM, scottish-cunt wrote:

At 11/17/06 03:57 PM, Derpanderhmxiness wrote:

And some pepsi.

Pepsi diet?

It's called Diet Pepsi, commie.

[Jesus-made-me-do-it]

At 11/17/06 04:27 PM, JMHX wrote:

At 11/17/06 04:11 PM, scottish-cunt wrote:

At 11/17/06 03:57 PM, Derpanderhmxiness wrote:

And some pepsi.

Pepsi diet?

It's called Diet Pepsi, commie.

WHat ever its all the same piss in the end

[AdamRice]

At 11/17/06 07:03 PM, scottish-cunt wrote:

At 11/17/06 04:27 PM, JMHX wrote:

At 11/17/06 04:11 PM, scottish-cunt wrote:

At 11/17/06 03:57 PM, Derpanderhmxiness wrote:

And some pepsi.

Pepsi diet?

It's called Diet Pepsi, commie.

WHat ever its all the same piss in the end

No, it's not actually.

[Jesus-made-me-do-it]

At 11/17/06 07:06 PM, fasdit wrote:

At 11/17/06 07:03 PM, scottish-cunt wrote:

At 11/17/06 04:27 PM, JMHX wrote:

At 11/17/06 04:11 PM, scottish-cunt wrote:

At 11/17/06 03:57 PM, Derpanderhmxiness wrote:

And some pepsi.

Pepsi diet?

It's called Diet Pepsi, commie.

WHat ever its all the same piss in the end

No, it's not actually.

Oh yeah I completly forgot about the whole teaspoon difference in flavoring

[SkunkyFluffy]

In Soviet Union, Pepsi drinks you.

[poxpower]

Are you doing at least ONE hard drug or did you kill at least ONE person while getting away with it?
(or two hookers, that counts as one person )

[SkunkyFluffy]

At 11/17/06 07:18 PM, poxpower wrote: Are you doing at least ONE hard drug or did you kill at least ONE person while getting away with it?
(or two hookers, that counts as one person )

I think hookers should actually count for more, because those bitches are tough and usually armed. You have to really want the kill.

[JudgeDredd]

yeah Judge, i think your hypocrite credentials are right up there with the best of them.

what about Polititian-101: have you got your "lie with a smile" down pat?

[DrBrainTrust]

At 11/17/06 07:24 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 11/17/06 07:18 PM, poxpower wrote: Are you doing at least ONE hard drug or did you kill at least ONE person while getting away with it?
(or two hookers, that counts as one person )

I think hookers should actually count for more, because those bitches are tough and usually armed. You have to really want the kill.

Everybody knows that hookers don't have souls, or else people would feel bad when they kill them and have to bury their corpses in shallow ditches

[Steel-Reserve]

At 11/17/06 07:18 PM, poxpower wrote:

(or two hookers, that counts as one person )

bwahawhawhawhaw

[Jesus-made-me-do-it]

At 11/17/06 07:15 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: In Soviet Union, Pepsi drinks you.

Not likly. Itle die from alcohol poisoning before it catches me