How do I get laid?

[LordXanthus]

Honestly, I'm lost here. She just keeps waking up.

[Zege]

Pills. And lots of 'em.

[inclusivedisjunction]

That's what chloroform is for.

[Sensationalism]

Haha. That is awesome.

[LordXanthus]

Thanks for the suggestions, guys! I think I'm going to go try that right now!

[BooDestroyer]

You make several thousand shitty, pointless posts on every forum you post on.

Then, you garner as many experience and blam/protect points on here as you can.

Then, you hope she loves you more for your higher voting power.

Then, you make post several topics about video games and religion all day.

Then, you yell at total strangers for badmouthing your favorite forms of entertainment.

Then, you write several reviews to anti-overrated artist people.

Then, you actually manage to threaten the people for insulting your lovely Flash movies that you jack off to everyday.

Then, you realize what a fucking loser you are for having done all this.

Then, you kill yourself.

[iMini]

You need MORE roofies!

[MidnyteRayne]

At 11/16/06 01:49 AM, LordXanthus wrote: How do I get laid?

Turn gay.

[Chindamo]

Ctr+L

Works for me!

[MortalWound]

I got two option for ya:
The first: drive around town and look for a group of girls. Make sure you bring cash with you, some of them can charge a lot.

The second: Go out onto a street corner and when someone drives by say something like "Lookin for a good time? only $50"

My second option is better casue you get cash from the deal.

[cheesebizkit]

dead people