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At 11/15/06 11:21 PM, Moron-With-Gun wrote: Chainsaw.

Shotgun.

That all I need/

Imagine what would happen if you tripped with the chainsaw in your hand while it was on. Those ripping teeth would pierce your skin and tear you apart. Not to mention the noise level, when you turn on the chainsaw its a message to the zombies ''Dinners ready!'' The shotgun would be a decent weapon however it does require getting close to a zombie, a dangerous task. It does create a wall of bullets however that zombies would not be able to penetrate.

All you need is a cricket bat.

At 11/16/06 02:29 AM, sadistic-monkey wrote: All you need is a cricket bat.

or some old vinyl records to throw

Long rage:
RPG-7
Short range:
Nail gun
Magnum revolver
Extreme closerange:
EXTREMELY large vibrator/dildo
Dai-Katana

Vihicle:
A pink tandem bike.

M1 Carbine

.22 Caliber rim-fire pistol

Machete

Mountain bike!

Guess where I got that from!

At 11/16/06 02:36 AM, Hardog wrote:

At 11/16/06 02:29 AM, sadistic-monkey wrote: All you need is a cricket bat.

or some old vinyl records to throw

Or some scissors, provided you can throw them without hitting another human.

Oh wtf, il play along :D

Long ranged weapon
AK-47 with an extended clip(for that long lasting deathness)
Short ranged weapons
Sig saucer 40mm, the SMG from halo2
Extreme close ranged weapons
Platinum rapier with silver handguard and a titanium handle and razor sharp, and a giant wooden pole.

Transportation

Skyline with steel plating(for on the go death)

Ok,

Long Range Weapon:
WWII Flamethrower.

Ok, so it's not long range, but fuck yez.

Short Range:
.352 Magnum.
.352 Magnum.

Extreme Range:
BIG BANANA FROM ROAD RASH 64.
Hatchet.

At 11/16/06 03:04 AM, Lord-Zed wrote:
Extreme Range:
BIG BANANA FROM ROAD RASH 64.

or maybe the big cock and balls that the guy on a clockwork orange uses to kill that lady.

At 11/16/06 03:04 AM, Lord-Zed wrote: Ok,

Long Range Weapon:
WWII Flamethrower.

Ok, so it's not long range, but fuck yez.

Short Range:
.352 Magnum.
.352 Magnum.

Extreme Range:
BIG BANANA FROM ROAD RASH 64.
Hatchet.

In fact, change one of the .352 Magnums to the Saint if Killers' Colt.

Heheheh. Suckers.

At 11/16/06 03:10 AM, Hardog wrote: or maybe the big cock and balls that the guy on a clockwork orange uses to kill that lady.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...

...Yeah.

can i pleas eget my choice rated so i can see if i could survive the onslaughter of the zombies?

long range: FAMAS
short range: 2x9mm
melee: Naginata, Katana
vehicle: Bike

Long range: Hunting rifle, not the longest range but abundant in ammo and easy to repair if you have any knowlege of guns or hell! even a gun repair kit while winging it.

Close distanced: Flare gun, Not deadly but could signal to planes and such above, or large groups of people below. Magnum, think Resident evil magnum in the hands of Albert Wesker :D
Close melee: Crow bar, Multi use can be used to open doors that are padlocked and can be a pretty good bludgeon. Sword, Preferably exibitionistist in design *when Karate users show off there skills by cutting shit. But the draw back is the practice and experience needed to use it effectivley.
Vehicle: BOAT! wait for it all to blow over as I sail the seas stopping in port for supplies or storm coverage.

ROAD ROLLER DA!

Please for your own sake GET A GIRLFRIEND! And no your paris hilton sex tapes don't count. A REAL ONE GODDAMMIT. Zombies... tsk tsk. T_T

well i would have the standard semi automaitc m16a with grenade launcher attachment
as for sidearms i would have two chrome pladed desert eagles and as for vheicles i would have the wraith from halo with the crappy canno replaced with a 50 cal machine gun along with the little ones on the front

damn i forgot my melle wepon well id have the hatori hanzo blade from kill bill volume 1

just rembember swords and blades dont need to be reloaded

At 11/16/06 05:40 AM, milktoast wrote: Please for your own sake GET A GIRLFRIEND! And no your paris hilton sex tapes don't count. A REAL ONE GODDAMMIT. Zombies... tsk tsk. T_T

got one, now what about you?

For long rage I want an AK-47 cause their bad ass
Next give me a Tommy gun cause that’s even more bad assed

For handguns I want something to strike fear even in the hearts (or lack of) of zombies
A 50.cal (they do exist I seen one in a gun magazine

Second would have to be the simple but effective RBR (relay big rock)

Close combat I must get a green lightsaber nuf said
A katana would be nice too a modern cutter though I could not bare to lose/damage a old one

And for transport the silver surfer’s serf board

Jesus Christ.

what? I'm serious. deal