Your ideal funeral.

[Shadow-XII]

When I die, Im gonna have a viking funeral...with forty kilograms of gunpowder onboard.

You?

[Sekky]

My guess is many more funerals will follow your funeral

[Aggressive]

At 11/15/06 06:10 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: When I die, Im gonna have a viking funeral...with forty kilograms of gunpowder onboard.

You?

Fired from a canon into outer space so my withered corpse will forever orbit the earth as i final tribute to my awesomeness.

[Bunzi]

I shall have a sound player that triggers everytime someone walks by my grave :O

"Hey, what the fuck you think you're doing without paying me tribute >:("
"Get off my grave >:("
"Call the cops I'm dead!"

and so forth.

[Shadow-XII]

At 11/15/06 06:16 AM, Bunzi wrote: Speaker thingy on the grave

"Hay dude, what you doin? You wanna hang out? I have Aqua Teen DVD's!"

[Shadow-XII]

At 11/15/06 06:11 AM, Sekky wrote: My guess is many more funerals will follow your funeral

Good God, hopefully :D

[CitricCyste]

minewould be me hijacking your raft ( the one you use for your funeral) and getting killed in th explosion...
then the pieces of me will evolve in the ocean and my race shall rise...
also i get buried at the deep of the ocean...
yeah, great funeral...

[Chindamo]

I'm going to get cremated, while the song, "Orion" plays. The same song was played when my favourite bass player and/or god, Cliff Burton, died.

[Bluemidgetguy]

I'de want thirty thousand orcs jacking off into bicycle helmets.

[capn-g]

I am to be burned atop a pyre made of all my worldly possessions and all of assets liquidated into cash.

Can't take it with you? WATCH ME, BITCHES!

[ididurmomma]

I Want it to be an Open casket funeral an di want to be naked! aaaand! i will find a sick prostitute to rub me and act like my wife sayign things like NOW ITS FINALLY HARD! and whne my parents get upset ill jump out of the coffin by springs and land on the both tramatizing them more then one of the michael jaxon kids and for my final trick the prostitute will begin to offer hand jobs to all the males in the church INCLUDING the priest, then i will make sure the police find 50 kilos of cocain in my body and arrest the priest ofr drug peddling and suspisions of chidl mollestation :) GREAT FUNERAL!

[Acerbic]

At 11/15/06 06:10 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: When I die, Im gonna have a viking funeral...with forty kilograms of gunpowder onboard.

You?

Haha, i'd have to do that too. Looks cool :D

[Shadow-XII]

At 11/15/06 06:58 AM, Acerbic wrote: Haha, i'd have to do that too. Looks cool :D

My pyro friend would be the only one to know about it, and he'd set it up so the explosion would be very delayed.

[test-object]

If I were terminal sick the music would be: The Final Countdown
After the service, I'd be drown in chocolat and be shot with millions of MNMs, after that, hot chicks would lick it of me :D

and I'd let someone write on my tombstone:
"I told you I was sick!"

[chinkeeyong]

I want to have my funeral in a massive steel coffin topped by a huge statue of a stickman wielding an antiproton cannon with a 21-gun salute from the national army and a steel army of stickmen watching over my grave.

As you've probably guessed, I'm obsessed with sticks. :)

[chinkeeyong]

At 11/15/06 06:10 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: When I die, Im gonna have a viking funeral...with forty kilograms of gunpowder onboard.

You?

Oh, and sorry for the double post but that's a really cool explosion! :-)

[Enoll]

I want my ashes made into a gem, wich is then made into a ring.
Then I'd leave a note in my will "and my ring I leave to my brother".
Creepy family hand down ftw?

[HairydragonballZ]

I want to be buried face down so that everyone can kiss my ass.

Or I want to buried inside a chicken rotisserie,
so that people can say that I am literally spinning in my grave.

[Robotussin]

My idea funeral. A funeral with a fully stocked bar and a jazz band.

[TacticalShoe]

Fireworks, gotta have fireworks.
Also, my body will be replaced with 200 pounds of C4. Then it's all a matter of inviting people I hate to that funeral and watching the fun happen.

[MagnusTheRed]

At 11/15/06 08:06 AM, Enoll wrote: I want my ashes made into a gem, wich is then made into a ring.
Then I'd leave a note in my will "and my ring I leave to my brother".
Creepy family hand down ftw?

If you REALLY wanted to be creepy, you'd have the gem made into a piercing for the clit. Try handing THAT down!

...My god, i just made myself sick...

Personally, I'd have my ahses forged into a nasty looking broardsword. I may be dead, but people will still marvel at my awesomeness, that and I could still draw blood. Becoming an instrument of death, after death ftw?

[HairydragonballZ]

I want my ashes to be place on a mantle
and eventually knocked over by a cat.
then the cat would use me as kitty litter.

Or donate my body for scientific experiments,
sexy experiments, that is.

[Blingmaster2193]

i am to have 1 leg fed to timber wolves, 1 leg have a viking funeral (in a small boat of course) and the remainder of my body is to be buried

[HAcoreRD]

buried in a coffin, put in a crypt, and have the crypt sealed off with my prized possessions inside. Simple, serious, realistic

[LinkSilvermane]

Nothing fancy...

I dunno, perhaps an ornate white marble tomb, with centaurs firing arrows overhead.

Also, I'll have some mermans singing in the backround.

AND THEY BETTER SHOW UP THIS TIME, THE LAZY BASTARDS

[Blingmaster2193]

i would also leave everything to my deceased parents (not dead yet) in a last attempt to screw the lawers

[HairydragonballZ]

At 11/15/06 08:34 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Nothing fancy...

I dunno, perhaps an ornate white marble tomb, with centaurs firing arrows overhead.

Also, I'll have some mermans singing in the backround.

AND THEY BETTER SHOW UP THIS TIME, THE LAZY BASTARDS

mermans?! what like quartet?!
complete with straw hats, handlebar mustaches and red and white striped shirts.

[Insert-Pie]

When I die, I'm going to have a young boy play "Pop Goes The Weasel" on the recorder, really bad, for at least 2 hours. For the first minute or so, everyone at my funeral will be saying things like "Oh, he always was a funny guy", but after a while they're think I'm a complete asshole.

Afterwards, I will have a master puppeteer make a puppet out of my dead body, and I will pre-record me reading my will. Then when the time comes for people to see what I've left them, the puppeteer will control my dead body and play the tape of my will, and it will look like I'm reading out my will, except i'll have strings coming off of me, and probably be starting to decay. To make it worse, I will instruct people to sit on my lap when they are to be given something.

[h4x0rn4bsk1]

I won't have a funeral, I think it's stupid to get all your family and friends together to let them feel bad, and cry. And they need to pay money for it too. I will give my body to science, I don't need it anymore.

Some people are burnt and then launched in space, this costs alot of money, for what, some ashes!

[SirFinland]

Maybe sunk in the Atlantic ocean in a casket. And from a military ship.