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Forum Topic: (The Right) Girlfriend Desperation!

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azrag

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Posted at: 11/14/06 10:43 PM

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Shit......... I can not find any girls at my school that are not superficial and money hungery plus all the goth chicks at my school are little whining bitches. There are a few girls however at my school who I believe are not that way and accually dont give a flying fuck about mtv! I bet I can find tons of girls on NG that I would love the only problem is they dont live next to me =(. Well if anyone has a damn good idea give it to be I will listen to all of you even the annoying cock holes who are 13.

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snayk

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At 11/14/06 10:43 PM, azrag wrote: I bet I can find tons of girls on NG

Wrong.

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inclusivedisjunction

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News Flash: All girls are money hungry; some just hide it better.

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azrag

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At 11/14/06 10:45 PM, inclusivedisjunction wrote: News Flash: All girls are money hungry; some just hide it better.

im fucked....

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CapnCrunchDaPimp

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Don't try to get laid the old fashion way, just buy a wife from the Dominican Republic

It's ok as long as you don't get caught ^^

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Jerkapotamus

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Posted at: 11/14/06 10:47 PM

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Solution: Get money for superfical money hungry girls.

However, what you should really do is not worry about it and just keep looking for someone.

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Peregrinus

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At 11/14/06 10:46 PM, azrag wrote:
At 11/14/06 10:45 PM, inclusivedisjunction wrote: News Flash: All girls are money hungry; some just hide it better.
im fucked....

No, that's if you're lucky. ;P

Otherwise you're just broke...

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BigScizot

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Posted at: 11/14/06 10:50 PM

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You don't need a girlfriend mate.
Also, those are sauwastikas in your sig, not swastikas.


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azrag

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At 11/14/06 10:47 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 11/14/06 10:46 PM, azrag wrote:
At 11/14/06 10:45 PM, inclusivedisjunction wrote: News Flash: All girls are money hungry; some just hide it better.
im fucked....
No, that's if you're lucky. ;P

Otherwise you're just broke...

Why dont girls just look for personallity ya know not for popularity and all the other unnessasary bullshit that highschool girls do. I should just go for girls who are 18 or over not in highschool I bet it would be better.

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Peregrinus

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Posted at: 11/14/06 10:51 PM

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At 11/14/06 10:50 PM, azrag wrote: Why dont girls just look for personallity ya know not for popularity and all the other unnessasary bullshit that highschool girls do. I should just go for girls who are 18 or over not in highschool I bet it would be better.

Don't worry, once you're done high school, popularity dies. Everyone is cool with everyone. Thats when its easier to find someone.

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Vrael

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At 11/14/06 10:46 PM, azrag wrote:
At 11/14/06 10:45 PM, inclusivedisjunction wrote: News Flash: All girls are money hungry; some just hide it better.
im fucked....

you just gotta be bold wondering wont get you anywhere just randomly ask the girls you suspect
catchin'em off guard generally helps

The sad thing about life is someone has to be stupid, The funny thing is there is a lot of competition for the job


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BirthofaNova

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Mail order bride, my friend.

Je pense, donc je suis.
Friggin teenagers...

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Legionnaire-X

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Hey sexy boy.

There's the Hydra.
Slice his throat!

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Zack

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Posted at: 11/14/06 11:06 PM

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At 11/14/06 10:43 PM, azrag wrote:

I bet I can find tons of girls on NG that I would love the only problem is they don't live next to me =(
AHahahhahahaahahahahahahahah your kidding right?

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chunkylover105

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right what you do is get 20 bucks put it on the floor tie it to a string wait for a money hungry bitch and drag it along to the janitors closet put it on your dick and she will fuck it belive me ive tried and then hide the twenty in your pocket and she will walk away and forget the whole thing thats how supperfishial they are

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LightMemories

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Posted at: 11/15/06 04:21 AM

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Shit......... I can not find any girls at my school that are not superficial and money hungery plus all the goth chicks at my school are little whining bitches.

Yep,thats how life is.......

There are a few girls however at my school who I believe are not that way and accually dont give a flying fuck about mtv!

That means it's worst......

I bet I can find tons of girls on NG that I would love the only problem is they dont live next to me =(.

Not possible man.......

Well if anyone has a damn good idea give it to be I will listen to all of you even the annoying cock holes who are 13.
But......you are a cockhole who is 13.....


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TommyGun

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Ladies and gentlemen. Azrag the king of irony has returned.

but of course!!!!!1

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HaroFreak

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Posted at: 11/15/06 04:25 AM

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At 11/14/06 10:43 PM, azrag wrote: Shit......... I can not find any girls at my school that are not superficial and money hungery plus all the goth chicks at my school are little whining bitches.

You're no better than them if you fail to realise that you can find them outside of school, no?

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Antarct

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At 11/14/06 11:12 PM, chunkylover105 wrote: right what you do is get 20 bucks put it on the floor tie it to a string wait for a money hungry bitch and drag it along to the janitors closet put it on your dick and she will fuck it belive me ive tried.

Sounds like rape.... Which is a good thing :)

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SadisticMonkey

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Posted at: 11/15/06 04:27 AM

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At 11/14/06 10:43 PM, azrag wrote: I bet I can find tons of girls on NG

Hahahaha good one.

You are now aware that the girl you like has had other penises in her vagina & mouth. Also, you are in the friend zone.
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