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I was watching porn, it turned me REALLY horny!
after a while i went to my room and found my dog on the bed, he's a really big dog. he was just lying there. I was so so so so so horny i lied down next to him.. Next thing i know i hug his back and slowly slowly start to dry hump it. i keep going and then i put the dog ON me and start humping him really hard, and seemed like he enjoyed it, he humped me back and he had a HUGE boner. then he was in a doggy style position, i grabed his ass put my dick between his too leg (i wasnt naked but had a huge boner) and started humping.it felt so gooooooood. then we kinda switched i was in a doggy style position and the dog with his dig between my two legs (since i wasent naked he couldnt put it in my asshole) he started humping me. it felt so good im serious NO JOKE, it felt awesome. the best feeling in the world, it wasent real sex and i didnt suck his cock or anything so i knew there was nothing wrong with it. so i just enjoyed it. this entire thing was about.. 10 minutes? but it was so nice.. Eventually the dog had enough of humping me so he got off the bed and ran out of my room.
I know he enjoyed it. i didnt use violence. He could have got away any time he wanted. And i didnt do it HARD HARD so it will hurt, when i said i humped hard i meant humped with "passion". well anyways i didnt hurt the dog, and it was just dry humping.
Yes it's sick, but im a nerd and i never had a girl friend and i never kissed anyone.
Hopefull when i grow up ill have a better social life, but for now.. i just masturbate and dry hump things.
Well, i don't think it's really THAT disgusting..
IT'S JUST DRY HUMPING!
Oh look, it's another one of those stupid fucking made up story threads containing lots of sex as a cry for attention.
Thats got to be one of the saddest things I've ever heard in my life seek medical help.
The dog probably left because his dick was to small to satisfy him
"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
At 11/14/06 01:51 PM, Trinidex wrote: Oh look, it's another one of those stupid fucking made up story threads containing lots of sex as a cry for attention.
Hey VoteMark, my Mate :D
Looks like you had some fun, I should try that..
You dirty, dirty boy!
Pretty arousing story. I just threw up all over my chest and took a poop in my hand. I'm eating it right now as I fap to this thread.
Seriously, if you want to talk about bestiality, post it in a queer literotica forum instead.