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"Teneo vestri hostilis, evinco vestri hostilis."
Probs messed up due to cheap translators... oh well.

"Stop fucking my pie"

Whores are like Mcdonalds, The more you pay the more fun it is. But obviously, YOU LOSE.

"Life is Pain"

I have too many mottos to list, or maybe I have none. There is something I read in a poetry compilation that made me laugh, though: "Motivational posters on the wall / Why won't that kitty fucking fall?"

Mess with the best, die like the rest.

I like holgers, very nice indeed.

I'm best

"So what?"
"Whatever."
"And?"
"I don't care"
"I'm lazy"

"blame it on someone else and your off the hook."

live live, eat pizza

or

It's good to have a big ego, cause it makes you feel good about yourself

or

Beaver

At 11/14/06 02:02 AM, Crash60590 wrote: What's your motto?

"If you can kick them in the crotch, they're too close." and "A big income doesn't make you rich, but a low expense does." Those are pretty much the ones I'd call my motto. Probably because I thought them up and lived life by them and then later realised that it had been said before I said it.

At 11/14/06 02:02 AM, Crash60590 wrote: What's your motto?

You mean MOTOROLA or auto MOTO?

"The way is the goal"

Always do your best. Or something like that. I really have nothing witty to put in this thing.

Your bringing me down, man!

Live fast, die young.

Climb the mountain of shapeshifting sexuality.

"hot girls are only hot because ur horny"

"Keep my mom outta this and ill keep outta yours"

lol burn

"Rape is like saying hi in Japan "

The need of the many exceed the need of the few

or was it "will"?

'in the ass pump it fast."

Ok thats not my motto but I just made it up so fuck you!

It's only fun untill someone gets hurt. Than, it's freaking hillarious!

My motto:
"OMFG this site is awesome gunna check it out"

I have to keep reminding myself that rape doesn't exist, it's just surprise sex.

Or I would say that, if I was a rapist. I'm not, I don't have fantasies about it, and for the record, I don't keep corpses of my victim's in my closet.

And another that actually applies to life:

Only idiots get caught, the clever ones are discovered

I'm always saying this, especially around school because it is so relavent if you know me:
"it sucks when no one listens to you despite the fact that you're always right"

If a friend of yours has a drug or alcohol addiction, you're just as much of a loser as they are so stop priding yourself you selfrightious bastard.

if it's good, i'll protect it... if it's shit, i'll blam it!

make money, eat pussy