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Posted at: 11/14/06 01:10 AM

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That's right!

This is a topic about two of my best friends. Hairy testicle one, or 'Lefty', and hairy testicle two, 'Doom Machine'.

That's right. Together they hold a whopping forty gallons of man juice and even have metal pump dispensers, stolen right off those hot fudge machines at Pizza Hut.

They pump 40,000 litres of semen an hour, which happens to be highly concentrated with a sperm count of one. That's right, that one operative who rides the juice wave into the vaginal zone to infiltrate the Egg Fortress.

They weigh eight dozen pounds and are four and a half inches wide. How is this possible?

Magic!

Also, enormous pressure.

So that's my two hairy testicles. Questions?

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Posted at: 11/14/06 01:13 AM

Lawlz uR a N0b.


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Posted at: 11/14/06 01:17 AM

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That was very...
enlightening.
Thanks for sharing that.

It's nice to know these things..

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Posted at: 11/14/06 01:20 AM

At 11/14/06 01:17 AM, Onitholope wrote: ...
That was very...
enlightening.
Thanks for sharing that.
It's nice to know these things..

You don't understand the joke. Noob.


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Posted at: 11/14/06 01:21 AM

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may i touch de balls?

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PM ME FOR SEXY SIG!

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Posted at: 11/14/06 01:24 AM

At 11/14/06 01:23 AM, Sanch wrote:
At 11/14/06 01:20 AM, HeliopiosOriginal wrote: You don't understand the joke. Noob.
Calling everyone noobs makes you look really cool.

LIEK YAEH. Go back to the sarcasm institute.


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Posted at: 11/14/06 01:25 AM

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At 11/14/06 01:10 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: That's right. Together they hold a whopping forty gallons of man juice and even have metal pump dispensers, stolen right off those hot fudge machines at Pizza Hut.

Does it hurt the ladies?


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Posted at: 11/14/06 01:29 AM

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At 11/14/06 01:24 AM, HeliopiosOriginal wrote:
At 11/14/06 01:23 AM, Sanch wrote:
At 11/14/06 01:20 AM, HeliopiosOriginal wrote: You don't understand the joke. Noob.
Calling everyone noobs makes you look really cool.
LIEK YAEH. Go back to the sarcasm institute.

Ok, I guess you don't appreciate the fine art of conversation (sarcasm being one of it's finer points).

I'll speak frankly then:

You look like more of an idiot than the people you critisize, because you always call people n00bs for no reason.

Grow some pubic hair and try to act more maturely, like the thread maker.

He's got BALLS.

Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

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Posted at: 11/14/06 01:30 AM

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TAKING THREADS SERIOUSLY


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Posted at: 11/14/06 01:31 AM

At 11/14/06 01:29 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Ok, I guess you don't appreciate the fine art of conversation (sarcasm being one of it's finer points).

I'll speak frankly then:

You look like more of an idiot than the people you critisize, because you always call people n00bs for no reason.

Grow some pubic hair and try to act more maturely, like the thread maker.

He's got BALLS.

Once you figure out how this topic came into thought. You can explain this to me. Until then, stop trying to be smart.


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At 11/14/06 01:31 AM, HeliopiosOriginal wrote:

Grow some pubic hair and try to act more maturely, like the thread maker.

He's got BALLS.
Once you figure out how this topic came into thought. You can explain this to me. Until then, stop trying to be smart.

"Trying"? Oh well.

And...the topic was made because dear Shadow felt like telling people about his balls Oo...

what does that have to do with anything?

Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

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Posted at: 11/14/06 02:27 AM

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At 11/14/06 01:21 AM, Torkelson wrote: may i touch de balls?

You may, but I cant be held accountable for the loss of your...well, life.

At 11/14/06 01:25 AM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: Does it hurt the ladies?

Quite often they don't survive.

At 11/14/06 01:36 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: And...the topic was made because dear Shadow felt like telling people about his balls Oo...

That's about it, yeah. I mean, who doesn't love their balls? Mine are like fucking titans. I had to tell SOMEONE who is not blind from looking at them.

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At 11/14/06 01:13 AM, HeliopiosOriginal wrote: Lawlz uR a N0b.

Lawlz hE Iz IzNt He.


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At 11/14/06 02:34 AM, TheCubicle wrote: Lawlz hE Iz IzNt He.

Your GPU is a mediocre piece of silicon. Stop fucking advertising.

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Posted at: 11/14/06 03:22 AM

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I would ask to touch them/ lick them, but I believe it may be hard to do.

OR IS IT??!?!?!?!?!!
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At 11/14/06 02:27 AM, Shadow-XII wrote:
At 11/14/06 01:21 AM, Torkelson wrote: may i touch de balls?

How many lives have they claimed?

:3

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Posted at: 11/14/06 03:33 AM

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At 11/14/06 03:29 AM, DecomposingCorpse wrote: How many lives have they claimed?

Remember the tsunami in Malaysia?

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At 11/14/06 03:33 AM, Shadow-XII wrote:
At 11/14/06 03:29 AM, DecomposingCorpse wrote: How many lives have they claimed?
Remember the tsunami in Malaysia?

OMG thats was you... I mean your balls!

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At 11/14/06 03:36 AM, DecomposingCorpse wrote: OMG thats was you... I mean your balls!

Not enough sex + too much semen production.

I have to say I was proud of ol' Lefty and Doom Machine that day.

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What is the archnemesis of these marvellous superbeings?

I hardly ever come here anymore....

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At 11/14/06 03:40 AM, Shadow-XII wrote:
At 11/14/06 03:36 AM, DecomposingCorpse wrote: OMG thats was you... I mean your balls!
Not enough sex + too much semen production.

I have to say I was proud of ol' Lefty and Doom Machine that day.

That means you have a potential nuclear weapon!

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Posted at: 11/14/06 03:49 AM

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At 11/14/06 03:40 AM, N-Antichrist wrote: What is the archnemesis of these marvellous superbeings?

The FCC and the Union of Soccer Moms who are trying to have them banned.

At 11/14/06 03:41 AM, DecomposingCorpse wrote: That means you have a potential nuclear weapon!

I'd like to try, but it'd mean a horrible death for me.

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post the picture of your dick again, i dare you

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At 11/14/06 03:56 AM, F00D wrote: post the picture of your dick again, i dare you

Pornographic image warning. And yes, Im 18.

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I like you. You have balls. I like balls.


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Posted at: 11/14/06 04:13 AM

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how about some pictures of these testicles


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Posted at: 11/14/06 04:18 AM

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At 11/14/06 04:13 AM, jim-bob-jones wrote: how about some pictures of these testicles

I'll try, but they're out at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep.

*bizzeep, yo*
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Posted at: 11/14/06 04:21 AM

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Wait - so, let me get this straight...

Your balls hold 40 gallons of man juice?
40,000 litres of semen per hour?
Eight dozen pounds in weight?!!
Four and a half inches wide?!?!?!?!

Sounds like a huge load of bollocks, to me.

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Where's the funny?


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At 11/14/06 04:21 AM, TmsT wrote: Sounds like a huge load of bollocks, to me.

Pun Man is rolling around laughing in his grave.

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