How Do I Make A F!@#$%& Game!!!

[maizemore]

PLEASE TELL ME HELP ME MAKE A GAME!!

[seel]

lol trolling..

Seriously, it's so obvious that you're trolling.

[maizemore]

well I dont even know what trolling means
so how could i be?

[eWhabs]

At 11/6/06 05:15 PM, maizemore wrote: well I dont even know what trolling means
so how could i be?

Maybe you are trolling but just don't know what that means. ;)

[ChickenOfDoom]

If he's stupid enough to not know what trolling means, maybe he's stupid enough not to know what's wrong with his question.

Answer: Learn actionscript and figure out how to represent your game mathematically, with change occurring each frame.

[Afro-Ninja]

Are you willing to learn something? Do you have any idea what you want to program in?

[rmbrstrongbad18]

Not knowing the term "trolling" doesn't make you stupid.

You should start with actionscript. Go to the flash forum, and click on the second post to learn about flash and look at actionscript tutorials. If you can't find something you're looking for in the actionscript tutorials, ask the people in the Flash Forum for help.

The programming forum isn't for actionscript, but you can also make more complex games with C++, which you can discuss here.

[maizemore]

thanks this helped me out allot!

[amaterasu]

If you want to make a game without learning a compiled language or actionscript, you can consider using game maker programs, like RPG Maker 2000, etc.

[Storm]

At 11/7/06 02:47 PM, amaterasu wrote: If you want to make a game without learning a compiled language or actionscript, you can consider using game maker programs, like RPG Maker 2000, etc.

Yuck, RPG maker.

[Glutton]

At 11/8/06 09:33 AM, Storm wrote:

At 11/7/06 02:47 PM, amaterasu wrote: If you want to make a game without learning a compiled language or actionscript, you can consider using game maker programs, like RPG Maker 2000, etc.

Yuck, RPG maker.

Icky....

[amaterasu]

At 11/9/06 03:45 AM, Self-Destructo wrote:

At 11/8/06 09:33 AM, Storm wrote:

At 11/7/06 02:47 PM, amaterasu wrote: If you want to make a game without learning a compiled language or actionscript, you can consider using game maker programs, like RPG Maker 2000, etc.

Yuck, RPG maker.

Icky....

heyyyy >:O

I have RPG Maker 2 for playstation 2. It's nowhere near professional development material, but it's nice to have a fun creative outlet where the only typing you have to do is entering names for stuff, values for variables, and scripting for the events.

[Acerbic]

Don't you hate these noobs coming on and asking such things as like "How to make a game" or "How to animate". Its just stupid, fucking retards...

[Jordan]

At 11/9/06 10:55 PM, amaterasu wrote: heyyyy >:O

I have MMORPG creater 2000 for xbox 360, wii, playstation 3, and pc!

[Jcrypt]

At 11/10/06 08:42 AM, JordaN wrote:

At 11/9/06 10:55 PM, amaterasu wrote: heyyyy >:O

I have MMORPG creater 2000 for xbox 360, wii, playstation 3, and pc!

No you don't i'm a distrubution rep. for ps3 you don't have it trust me.

[Jordan]

At 11/14/06 02:40 PM, NeillS wrote: Cause there is none.

Yes, Jcrypt didn't catch along with the joke.

Seriously. This is a new add to the future sticky. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GAME MAKER AND RPG MAKER. THIS IS A PROGRAMMING FORUM. AND NOT FUCKING "I dont give a two cents but I want a game."

Couldn't agree more, if somebody wants to make a game, they should go program it.

If you ask for something like this. You deserve your ass to be told off mother fucking dumb shit. Seriously. And then it should get deleted and you getting a ban.

banbanban.

And most of the people who ask how to make a F!@#$%& game are idiotic 13 year olds that play world of warcraft too much on their 16GB ram Mac Pros, and would give up on the idea of programming in a few days. Probably with an excuse like this: "Yo dis mofo'n progrmin st0f yo feel me is lik so g33ky yo feel me dawgs, yo feel meh?".

[RageOfOrder]

OMG HOW TO FLASH?! TELL ME NOW!!

Also, why can't people realize that learning a programming (or even a scripting) language is like learning another vocal language.. it won't happen overnight.

[Jordan]

At 11/14/06 04:43 PM, RageOfOrder wrote: Also, why can't people realize that learning a programming (or even a scripting) language is like learning another vocal language.. it won't happen overnight.

I find programming alot easier than learning country languages, i find learning spanish and french alot harder than most other people, however i am the best at programming in the whole of my year of 180 people.

Although, while i'm programmer, they are out chasing girls =P

[Sekky]

At 11/14/06 04:59 PM, Jordan wrote: Although, while i'm programmer, they are out chasing girls =P

Programming gets way more girls

[RageOfOrder]

At 11/14/06 08:43 PM, Sekky wrote:

At 11/14/06 04:59 PM, Jordan wrote: Although, while i'm programmer, they are out chasing girls =P

Programming gets way more girls

Totally. Like right now, I can brag to all the girls that I programmed a sudoku solver. It makes me look even cooler if I don't mention it's for school.

[Jessii]

At 11/14/06 09:22 PM, RageOfOrder wrote: Totally. Like right now, I can brag to all the girls that I programmed a sudoku solver. It makes me look even cooler if I don't mention it's for school.

I'm not impressed :P Sudoku means nothing to me, so having a solver means nothing to me, therefore who cares? lol

[amaterasu]

At 11/14/06 02:40 PM, NeillS wrote:

At 11/10/06 11:45 AM, Jcrypt wrote:

At 11/10/06 08:42 AM, JordaN wrote:

At 11/9/06 10:55 PM, amaterasu wrote: heyyyy >:O

I have MMORPG creater 2000 for xbox 360, wii, playstation 3, and pc!

No you don't i'm a distrubution rep. for ps3 you don't have it trust me.

Cause there is none.

Seriously. This is a new add to the future sticky. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GAME MAKER AND RPG MAKER. THIS IS A PROGRAMMING FORUM. AND NOT FUCKING "I dont give a two cents but I want a game."

If you read my post, I wasn't implying that it's a good development tool. Only that it's fun. Question though: if you're reasoning for "shutting the fuck up" about the game maker programs because this is a "programming" forum, then what is your definition of programming? I'll tell you this, there is a pretty complex script language built into the game I mentioned.

[thoughtpolice]

At 11/15/06 12:34 AM, amaterasu wrote: If you read my post, I wasn't implying that it's a good development tool. Only that it's fun. Question though: if you're reasoning for "shutting the fuck up" about the game maker programs because this is a "programming" forum, then what is your definition of programming? I'll tell you this, there is a pretty complex script language built into the game I mentioned.

I've seen here that many people have extremely warped definitions of such a term. In any case, there seems to be a general bad rap against programs like RPG Maker, GameMaker, etc.. Don't know why, I guess you just don't have skillz unless you do everything yourself.

[amaterasu]

At 11/15/06 01:01 AM, kb-resin wrote: I've seen here that many people have extremely warped definitions of such a term. In any case, there seems to be a general bad rap against programs like RPG Maker, GameMaker, etc.. Don't know why, I guess you just don't have skillz unless you do everything yourself.

I agree kb, it must be cooler to waste time doing something that has already been done instead of being resourceful and efficient.

[Loccie]

At 11/15/06 01:10 AM, amaterasu wrote: I agree kb, it must be cooler to waste time doing something that has already been done instead of being resourceful and efficient.

You should use Frontpage like the cool kids then.

[seel]

At 11/14/06 10:04 PM, Jessii wrote:

At 11/14/06 09:22 PM, RageOfOrder wrote: Totally. Like right now, I can brag to all the girls that I programmed a sudoku solver. It makes me look even cooler if I don't mention it's for school.

I'm not impressed :P Sudoku means nothing to me, so having a solver means nothing to me, therefore who cares? lol

Just 'cus you don't care doesn't mean all girls ignore it! >:O
At my school i get all the girls for the program i made that calculates all radians from degrees # -> # and places it in a C++ array.

i git teh secks

[Jordan]

At 11/15/06 12:38 PM, seel wrote:

i git teh secks

Age: 14

'Nuf said.

[seel]

At 11/15/06 12:42 PM, Jordan wrote:

At 11/15/06 12:38 PM, seel wrote:

i git teh secks

Age: 14

'Nuf said.

Faux-internet-age: 80
Real-age: 11
Voice: Squeeky and irritating.
Flash submitions: Annyoing pice of shit java tutorial >:(

'Nuf said.

[Jessii]

At 11/15/06 12:44 PM, seel wrote:

'Nuf said.

Yup! 14 yr old girls really care about computer programs that solve puzzles they probably don't do. I know at that age, I could care less about a computer (that was 10 yrs ago but still!). Computer programs don't impress us, hanging out with us might impress us more.

[seel]

At 11/15/06 12:59 PM, Jessii wrote:

At 11/15/06 12:44 PM, seel wrote:

'Nuf said.

Yup! 14 yr old girls really care about computer programs that solve puzzles they probably don't do. I know at that age, I could care less about a computer (that was 10 yrs ago but still!). Computer programs don't impress us, hanging out with us might impress us more.

Omg i hope you're joking, seriously, you really did think we were serious? >_>

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