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Posted at: 11/5/06 01:26 PM

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At 11/5/06 01:22 PM, Kyothine wrote: I only masterbated once when I found out what masterbation was...

Let me reword that. I only masturbated 1 time.

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Posted at: 11/5/06 01:27 PM

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Leave an entire year and youll have the biggest fucking orgasm youve ever experienced

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At 11/5/06 01:20 PM, Dipshitprod wrote: AtomicTerrorist, First of all, having a girlfriend doesn't neccesairily mean getting laid,

I know it doesnt.

secondly, you're not supposed to PAY for a girlfriend,

lol! you got me there!

to be honest, it's even healthy ! ((or so I've been told, but it sounded a lot more logical than
masturbation kills....))

excessive masturbation is bad. It leads to softer errections, testicle pain, and sometimes (for the people that do it 2/3 times a day) stunted penis growth ( i personally dont believe this one though)

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Posted at: 11/5/06 01:31 PM

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mostly during the weekends...which reminds me...

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Posted at: 11/5/06 01:37 PM

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Once a day.

I know, I know, I gotta cut back.

I'm always telling myself it should be once every 3 days, but it's still kinda hard.

Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

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Posted at: 11/5/06 01:47 PM

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when ever my roomate isnt in the room

and i still remeber the day i found out about it when i saw my 8th grade spainish teacher

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Posted at: 11/20/06 03:24 PM

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I MASTURBATE OVER NICOLAS CHAUSSON AND TIM BECAUSE THEY HAVE SEXY COCKS THAT ARE SICK AND I HEAL THEIR COCKS BY FAPPING ON THEM!

432875 PER DAY LOLOLOLOLO


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Once or twice a day. Sometimes if you're not in the mood, save it for the next day and it feels better.

im talking shit...

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once in the mornin'

once at night

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Posted at: 11/20/06 03:32 PM

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me and my penis don't get along anymore

COME ON YOU CUNT, LET'S HAVE SOME APHEX ACID!
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At 11/5/06 06:54 AM, TheGoldenKnight wrote: Every day, but I tell others I don't.

You're literally saying to the others "Hey guys, I'm a fag."

wat

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"IM SO COOL I MASTURBATE 423859730 TIMES A DAY, LOVE ME EVERYONE I WANT ATTENTION!!!1 IM SO HARDCORE I BET YOU ALL WANT TO BE MY BEST FRIENDS"

This is how some of you are from the inside, In my opinion.


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How do you "masturbate"?

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Posted at: 11/20/06 04:04 PM

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About twice a week.

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I've done it twice since I've clicked on this Topic.


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Posted at: 11/20/06 04:10 PM

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i do it most often once a day. sometimes even twice. i dunno but i feel kinda bad about it... i mean what if you wait a month (wouldent make it) and it feels awsome? but sometimes im not in the mood and i dont do it in 1- 4 days


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At 11/5/06 06:58 AM, Acerbic wrote: People, its much better if you leave like 1 or 2 days in between.. TRUST ME!

Seconded

I'm talking about wanking with guys i don't know ;D

So you can all send me threatening messages on MSN


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Well you can all judge by my name and signature that I masturbate quite often.

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At 11/20/06 04:00 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: How do you "masturbate"?

Something to do with your willy LOL

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1- 3 times every day

damn internet

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Posted at: 11/20/06 04:20 PM

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Once a month..........

Tacos = LIFE <3
My homeboy RobotTaco
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At 11/20/06 04:20 PM, tacofreak wrote: Once a month..........

Imagine, your penis must be like a fat chick.

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Posted at: 11/20/06 04:25 PM

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STFU!
Me and my penis don't get along well.
BTW i don't know if i get orgasms but i get this wierd feeling around my whole body.

Tacos = LIFE <3
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At 11/20/06 04:19 PM, DumbassDude wrote:
At 11/20/06 04:00 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: How do you "masturbate"?
Something to do with your willy LOL

Oh. Well I'm a female so I don't know how that works.

Questions about the Xbox 360? PM me.

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At 11/20/06 04:25 PM, tacofreak wrote: STFU!
Me and my penis don't get along well.
BTW i don't know if i get orgasms but i get this wierd feeling around my whole body.

lmfao?

Just here to pass the time :)
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At 11/20/06 04:25 PM, tacofreak wrote:
BTW i don't know if i get orgasms but i get this wierd feeling around my whole body.

its your soul trying to escape

COME ON YOU CUNT, LET'S HAVE SOME APHEX ACID!
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it depends how often i see my gf... average tho of 3 times per week...

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This thread is hilarious. I actuelly talked about this with girls before. I was really shocked at how rarely they claimed to do it.


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At 11/20/06 04:27 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:
At 11/20/06 04:19 PM, DumbassDude wrote:
At 11/20/06 04:00 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: How do you "masturbate"?
Something to do with your willy LOL
Oh. Well I'm a female so I don't know how that works.

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Girl: Replace guy with other item such as fingers

I masturbate rarely don't get too much a kick out of it.
For some reason you associate the lack of masturbating with homosexual. I'm not gay in case you didn't guess...

Take a look at my name. That's why I'm here.


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At 11/20/06 04:27 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Oh. Well I'm a female so I don't know how that works.

Handjobs are exactly the same...

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