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She lets me express myself in any fucking way. I want posters for my bedroom, she says yes. I'm like, why thank you mother. She said because I wanted to put up death metal bands. I'm like cool. She said other people will think I'm "a troubled city kid." I laughed because she likes making jokes. It's like I embarress her in a good way hehe. Everything I do, according to her, reflects how she is as a mother.

I wanted a Black Dahlia Murder hoodie, she says no, because it wasn't tr00 enough and she showed me some tr00 hoodies to wear.

She thinks she's somehow sheltering of protecting me. She's protecting me from jack's shit. If I have no freedom of expression as a teenager, it will carry on, and when I'm free of her reign, I'll go fucking crazy because I won't have her anymore :(.

Teenagers shouldn't be just left to themselves. Parents and teens are water and oil. I have to realize we grow up sometime ONLY IF WE GET IT OUT OF OUR SYSTEM. No other time in my life will I be able to express myself in such a way. I will have a job, wife and children, and I will have to be an honorable, respectable person. I don't have to be now, so she is so fucking awessomo power.

Doesn't she realize it's not important what I choose to wear, listen to or say at this point in my life, yes she does and she shows me all the tr00est of metal?

The more she fights me, the less I get frustrated, and the less I give a fuck about my opinion.

I want to dye my hair black and get an ear pierced. SHE SAID NO TO THAT TOO because it's not tr00 at all!

I'm her little fucking slaveboy that is supposed to listen to her at all times. I'm a fucking child , I'm trying to discover who I really am, and she is showing me how to do that.

I give a fuck. I'm not dying my hair and buying that gay black dahlia hoodie anyway. She can go fuck her husband?

I finally realize she has immense power over me. Sure, she can ground me, but I have to cooperate with her to allow myself to be grounded. She can suggest I am not allowed to dye my hair, and she can make me not.

I really think babies of 1 year old should live away from their parents that way we won't become too attached to them.

*shakes head in dissapointment*

Your mother is a cunt

This pardoy thread is homosexual .

At 11/4/06 04:33 PM, Edd wrote: This pardoy thread is homosexual .

seconded. plus, at first you said she was awesome, and then you said she sucked.

Sarsly I am tr00 now

At 11/4/06 04:38 PM, chelsea-smile wrote: Sarsly I am tr00 now

I deem you one of the flame worthy emo's of Newgrounds.

excluding 'Emo'

Lol parondy trhreaed

Nooo.. I am kvlt

...and tr00

I'm trvlt.

Only Goths can be tr00.
You didn't know that?

I just got an erection after reading this parody thread.

At 11/4/06 04:48 PM, zeus-almighty wrote: I just got an erection after reading this parody thread.

That makes three of us

riddle

Ummm. Good for you. My mom is fine. She doesn't allow everything, which I think is an important quality that mothers should have. If all mothers were like yours (no offense) all kids would just be a bunch of junkies.

At 11/4/06 04:32 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Your mother a cunt

has

the hell does tr00 mean?

tranny rape ooo?

idk.

well go watch mah flash animations!

Pretty much that I'm the tr00est of them all in the world of minerals

bro ur so fuckin tr00. lets drink some mountain dew n go be tr00 by wrecking shit. tr00

YOU ARE DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY GET THE FUCK OUT!
not caps

At 11/5/06 03:39 AM, Deadpool wrote: bro ur so fuckin tr00. lets drink some mountain dew n go be tr00 by wrecking shit. tr00

Correction: I am trvlt

At 11/5/06 03:42 AM, chelsea-smile wrote:

At 11/5/06 03:39 AM, Deadpool wrote: bro ur so fuckin tr00. lets drink some mountain dew n go be tr00 by wrecking shit. tr00

Correction: I am trvlt

Damn my bad thats too hardcorextreme for me

Right now, I really want to neuder you and drop your balls into my dogs dish for him to eat. Don't forget without your mom you could have been jacked off onto your dad's hand then been put on a fucking tissue and thrown into the garbage!

did you just say awesomest?

ugh make up your mind i really can't understand this and um..........yea.

At 11/4/06 04:44 PM, chelsea-smile wrote: Nooo.. I am kvlt

...and tr00

I'm trvlt.

Shut up.
Now.

I love my mothers and it is not my fault I was raised pure trvlt and yes I said awesomest

By the way retarded111 you put your sperm onto tissues and then into the bin....? Thanks for that

At 11/4/06 04:30 PM, chelsea-smile wrote: Everything I do, according to her, reflects how she is as a mother.

100% correct.

At least it is at your age. Moms shape lots of kids, for the better or for the worse.

Your mother is too easy on u!

When I was 8 my dad used to whip me with his belt when I did something wrong.
My mum spanked me hard.
When I was 15, mym mother would only allow me to play computer games during weekends and she checked them to make sure they weren't bad. At one stage she banned me from playing computer games until teh school holidays.

You ppl are spoiled brats... That might be why so many of you have no morals. That is why so many of you allow yourseves to smoke pot. You were never well-build up.

Are you hittin that?

At 11/5/06 04:21 AM, LolOutLoud wrote: Your mother is too easy on u!

When I was 8 my dad used to whip me with his belt when I did something wrong.
My mum spanked me hard.
When I was 15, mym mother would only allow me to play computer games during weekends and she checked them to make sure they weren't bad. At one stage she banned me from playing computer games until teh school holidays.

You ppl are spoiled brats... That might be why so many of you have no morals. That is why so many of you allow yourseves to smoke pot. You were never well-build up.

Dude,read around,it`s an alt,and this is a parady thread. I myself,am greatly into freedom,I don`t get how dying my hair or pearcing my lip is a bad and disfunctional thing and yet
my mom won`t let me... it has nothing to do with clothes and shit,as even surrounding
yourself with anti-religious imagery does not make you evil... killing people however
does.

My mom has no problem with me liking metal,she knows its just music,its not evil... she has no concern,she knows I`m a good person,yet pearcings are a no,because then I embarass her in public...this is coming from a woman who wears bright flamboyant colors and likes foreign stuff,and has an african dress..she`s white,and whenever she wears it,ALL the blacks in my
neighborhood look at her weird.(we live in a majority african american community,and we
are the only whites there except for a few others). AND SHE IS GONNA BE EMBARASSED ABOUT HOW I LOOK!? Then she complains about how it`ll "impair my ability to get a job".

I just take it out...and if MC DONALDS dislike the big hole in my lip,I`ll just go work at tower records then. Saw a goth working there,had tattoos and everything,tons of pearcings...
I`d LOVE to work there... it`s easy,I love music,AND I can wear whatever the fuck I want.

Your mother is only doing that because of the "accidental" death of your father.