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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 15:24:05 Reply

At 11/1/06 10:18 PM, Clunes wrote: 1) Dyslexia

Nobody I know fakes that, and I don't either.

2) Mental Illness

ADD and ADHD are real, FYI. I know, because I have ADHD, but I don't use it as an excuse to fail at life. You're being awfully sterotypical there.

3) Drinking

I don't drink, so I don't know.

4) School

Agreed.

5) Relationships

Agreed.

6) Culture

Agreed.

7) A Note To Women

More stereotyping. I'm not all cutesy like some girls at my school, I get really irritable when I'm on my PMS, and I don't just chase some random guy just for some lame reason. Someone wants to go out with me, fine. I let them ask me and then I do the judging. So far I have yet to say yes.

8) Miscellaneous

Agreed.

finally.

if you cry over not getting any gifts for christmas, or not getting the right handbag, or because someone killed you on halo, or because you don't get what you want, or because someone hurts your feelings, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING CRY WHEN TSUNAMIS OCCUR, OR WHEN HUNDREDS ARE MASSACRED IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA IN A DAY, OR WHEN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE POSITIVE FOR HIV AIDS.

I don't cry about anything.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 15:26:01 Reply

At 11/1/06 10:18 PM, Clunes was angry:
HAIT!

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we just got served.

Most of what Clunes says is true though. Even if it was a bit harsh.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 15:27:29 Reply

Okay, bitch.
First of, I AM Dyslexic, and look how well I spell! [Well I'm also Dyspraxic, but hey]
And secondly, My parents were each other first boyfriend/girlfriend, literally. Since my dad was 10, and my mother 8, and now my dad is nearly 40, and my mother is in her mid 30s.
So your just way to pissed off at something, but guess what. We don't wanna know! :P

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 15:28:06 Reply

When you have Dyslectia you mix up words, reading a fucking book won't help a fucking bit.

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 15:34:20 Reply

i'm sorry, did you fall on your head, you nineTEEN year old? wow! congrats on making a total boob of yourself, you condescending TEENager!


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 15:37:12 Reply

At 11/2/06 03:26 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Most of what Clunes says is true though. Even if it was a bit harsh.

No, not really.

But that debate's been beaten to death in this topic, so I'll refrain from getting into it.
The intelligent people know where they stand, and the stupid ones wont be able to interpret the rant effectively, so the whole issue's really quite moot.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 15:52:49 Reply

At 11/2/06 03:37 PM, Zerok wrote:
No, not really.

When I say, "most of what Clunes says is true", I'm talking about my experience. I'm sure most people who have ADD aren't just saying the do because they do badly in school, and that most people who say they're depressed aren't just saying that because they think they are, but are actually just pretentious fools (I have some experience in this matter).

I'm sorry if I didn't convey that properly/at all.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 15:55:10 Reply

If you really have that many problems with people, just kill yourself

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 17:00:14 Reply

At 11/2/06 03:09 PM, Zerok wrote: There's a difference between depression and clinical depression. The latter is actually a disorder and I suppose you could call it a mental illness, though I'm not sure about the accuracy involved.

I know, and that's the problem, I do know of people that as soon as they feel a bit sad they start saying they have clinical depression, and it bugs me.

Somewhere in this thread I think someone said that schizophrenia wasn't an actual disorder but rather a collection of disorders/symptoms... well, I can't say for 100% sure right now, but I'd put money on schizophrenia being listed in the DSM-IV, which means it's been scientifically classified as a standalone disorder.
This site (and others if you Google "schizophrenia in the DSM-IV") seem to support the notion.

I do know this, I have two friends that actually suffer from this, I never said anything about or against schizofrenia.

I probably will regret some of the replies I wrote to that first post, I was just having a bad day, got frustrated with my electronics class...oh well, we all do stupid shit now and then :)

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 17:06:33 Reply

i agree with that guy.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 17:10:18 Reply

At 11/2/06 05:06 PM, max42 wrote: i agree with that guy.

Your opinion doesn't matter, because you use a banned, controversial, over-used signature picture.

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 17:20:42 Reply

Rants:

-Proclaiming that you are right at every possible opportunity is a surefire way to back your arguments.
-It is essential to void any other ideas on the subject by deeming them to be "fake", regardless of the general opinion.
-It is also a little known secret that the more you use the caps lock key in a rant, the larger your penis grows.
-Rants should normally be done on various original subjects such as teenagers, drugs and alcohol, women, gun control, and religion.
-Rants are highly valued in several internet communities and topics about ranting should be made as frequently as possible.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 17:22:13 Reply

D is for Lysdexia.

RAB for the win.
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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 23:13:53 Reply

the internet is serious business.

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 23:17:12 Reply

Your still a teenagers and no one gives a shit.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 23:17:18 Reply

At 11/2/06 11:13 PM, Clunes wrote: the internet is serious business.

lol, you made your bed. now sleep in it.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 23:55:20 Reply

hmmmm nineTEEN, rant in another year.

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-02 23:58:51 Reply

Why is this thread still alive?

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 07:14:23 Reply

Hey Clunes my name is Cameron and if need be I'll make a time machine too!

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 09:51:53 Reply

At 11/1/06 10:53 PM, Dash-Underscore-Dash wrote:
At 11/1/06 10:18 PM, Clunes wrote: 1) Dyslexia
2) Mental Illness
Yeah what do those dipshit docters know anyway?

some doctors dont know shit.

my teachers wife was told she only has stumach problems, everytime she went back for a year.
then after the year she has to taken into hospital in extreme pain. she had a tumor. with a simple procedure they could of noticed it.

im not saying that all doctors are wrong.

but what i am saying is you cannot just generalise people.
when they did with her, she had cancer and died earlyer tahn she would of if they found it that year before.

and you defentally cannot generalise peoples minds. they are the one-thing no-one else can really know about. you cannot tell if someone thinks the same as you do. They could be completely diffrent yet are said to have the same disease because they both behave badly. i think not. some people may have it sure, but some people are just dicks.

my cousion apparently have ADD and sometimes he doesnt realize what he is doing till after. but other times he knows full well what he is doing.

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 11:47:10 Reply

Holy shit, Clunes, I don't think I've ever read something as long as that which I've completely agreed with. Of course, since so many people act like what you've described on the list, your criticisms only apply to us normal people.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 12:44:54 Reply

At 11/2/06 11:55 PM, LiquidTruth wrote: hmmmm nineTEEN, rant in another year.

I second that comeback.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 12:46:20 Reply

Haha this is hilarious.

I love you man, for being able to stir up people and get them pissed off so easily.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 13:17:51 Reply

At 11/1/06 10:21 PM, Clunes wrote:
At 11/1/06 10:20 PM, BigScizot wrote: So what is your PHD in? Neurology? Pyschology? Pediatrics maybe?
child psychology, yes.

Idiot, you can't have a PhD at the age of 19.

You were right about some things in your rant, but I got pissed off when you started talking about mass death and tsunamis. Nobody really cares about them.

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 13:21:29 Reply

I also feel obliged to point out that child psychology isn't even an undergraduate, unless you go to a very specialized university.

I think you're full of shit, though. You'd know that dyslexia isn't bullshit if you were studying child psychology.

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 13:28:48 Reply

Shut up topic starter.. you are retarded

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 13:46:28 Reply

Hey, fuck you.


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 13:59:48 Reply

ADD and ADHD are real jackass.

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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 14:01:29 Reply

ADD = Adults didn't disipline...
It is completely avoidable if the parents were any use...


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Response to Fuck Off, Teenagers 2006-11-03 14:48:51 Reply

Oh my fucking God. You've just listed why I don't like college.