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Kyothine

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Posted at: 10/30/06 07:09 PM

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what would it be, or what wouldn't it be?

+1 point for originality
+5 points for funnehness
+2 points for random references
+1 for usefulness

I would choose the power to kill Alts.

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Fuckbigbadron

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The power to unlock this thread.

I already have foresight.

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DustinTheWind

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The power to do anything
The power to turn into water
The power to turn invisible
Spiderman powers
Teleportation
Ghosting
Telekinesis
Telepathy
Flight
Ability to open the pickle jar
Just to name a few the I think would be cool


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WilliWowza

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Posted at: 10/30/06 07:13 PM

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Barrel Roll

He'd Look Just Like You'd Want Him Too, Some Kind of Slick Chrome American Prince.
Tweet//LastFM//Qwantz//Blog

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BirthofaNova

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The power to tell you that there are a shitload of other threads just like this one...my god, I DO have that power.

Je pense, donc je suis.

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At 10/30/06 07:13 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Barrel Roll

One does not simply barrel roll into Mordor!


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Neoptolemus

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The power of rape... no wait...

the power to turn into women's underwear


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Kyothine

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Posted at: 10/30/06 07:17 PM

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Teacher man, teacher man,

Giving suspensions, like a teacher can!

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At 10/30/06 07:13 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Barrel Roll

I second the notion!


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ZeroAsALimit

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At 10/30/06 07:14 PM, HylianLuigi wrote:
At 10/30/06 07:13 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Barrel Roll
One does not simply barrel roll into Mordor!

One does not simply pop culture refference into Mordor!


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OrbitalDebris

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Posted at: 10/30/06 07:18 PM

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I would have to say the power to point at anything, say the magic word "booya!" and give him/her/it an orgasm. I'd hack satalights, get myself on every tv in the world and make 90% of the world cum itself! I'd to it to my dog every time he walked by, jsut to watch his legs buckle! lol

"Wish granted. You now have the powere of the 'cum touch.'"
"I love you magical cow!" *hug*

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NimbleElephant

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The power to have any power I wanted. Duh.

Sig by fahrenheit.

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SHIT-TANK

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the power to duclapate and object

rawr

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ZeroAsALimit

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At 10/30/06 07:17 PM, Enarckhri wrote: Teacher man, teacher man,

Giving suspensions, like a teacher can!

*Enarckhri gives ZAAL a suspension*

A day off school? That's my punishment?!

*Enarckhri expells ZAAL*

:o

*ZAAL gets a McJob*


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the powers to weild a banstick

I'm back...


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All-American-Badass

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Advent-Sinner

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Power to control existence.
You could determine what exists, and what doesn't.

FTW

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Kyothine

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At 10/30/06 07:18 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote:
"Wish granted. You now have the powere of the 'cum touch.'"
"I love you magical cow!" *hug*

Aren't you the guy who quoted me?

One night we were playing slapjack, then my friend shouted "BINGO! I WIN" and then we got high for no apparent reason.

Amways, nice reference there. Any more suggestions??

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OrbitalDebris

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At 10/30/06 07:21 PM, Enarckhri wrote: Aren't you the guy who quoted me?

One night we were playing slapjack, then my friend shouted "CHECKMATE, KING ME!" and then we got high for no apparent reason.

Ha! I remember that one, that was a pretty great line! Wasn't your name King(some random letters) back then?

Other suggestions, how about the power to make theme songs play? Like every time I'd drink a cafinated beverage, I'd make the Popeye theme play.

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Kyothine

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At 10/30/06 07:26 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote:
Ha! I remember that one, that was a pretty great line! Wasn't your name King?

No it was LordKyo

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At 10/30/06 07:26 PM, AntiAntiClockLock wrote: 17 replies but 69 views? WTF?

I'd have the power to be a human

Right, 'cause you don't have that now.


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OrbitalDebris

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At 10/30/06 07:27 PM, Enarckhri wrote:
At 10/30/06 07:26 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote:
Ha! I remember that one, that was a pretty great line! Wasn't your name King?
No it was LordKyo

LORD! It was lord! Was it "Bingo, king me?" Eh, it all escapes me. Sorry I had to raplace it, but tigerkitty left her post WAY open for the joke.

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Egeus

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At 10/30/06 07:10 PM, Ceu wrote: The power to unlock this thread.

I already have foresight.

+30 points!


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superlunk

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I would freeze time.

Oh, the possibilities... >:)


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ZeroAsALimit

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At 10/30/06 07:26 PM, AntiAntiClockLock wrote: 17 replies but 69 views? WTF?

I'd have the power to be a human

People who reply tend to pop back in to see if someone has replied to their response.

Figures like that are typical of an NG thread.


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AshfordPride

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Posted at: 10/30/06 07:34 PM

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What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power, to move you?

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Fuckbigbadron

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At 10/30/06 07:32 PM, icegod-ninjabot1337 wrote:
At 10/30/06 07:10 PM, Ceu wrote: The power to unlock this thread.

I already have foresight.
+30 points!

I go up 5 levels.


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OrbitalDebris

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At 10/30/06 07:33 PM, superlunk wrote: I would freeze time.

Oh, the possibilities... >:)

If you asked a genie for that power, you know, he wouldn't give you the power to UNFREEZE time. It'd get sad and lonely after 15 minutes or molestation and rape. :(

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Bry789123

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To sneeze at anytime, giving me a sick day


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I would like to have mind-control. It would be so uber pwnage if I could make people punch themselved in teh faces. :)

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