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Not even kidding, these retarded fucking emo vampire wannabees in my American History class. Blasting their slipknot and stuff. Worst thing is, I sit right next to them. God, I hate them so much, not to mention they dress like super sluts.

this dumb 3rd grade nerd kid who is reporting people who opens blocked sites even though he opens naruto games at school but once i open a game site to his computer while he is at the toilet and i report him, i knew he was gonna close it, so i tell the teacher to see the history and it was still there, he is so busted that day...

At 3/29/08 03:41 AM, dreaming-loudly wrote:
why are you depicted as a bull-man?

Because of how huge my fringe is. I can't think of any other animals that have a huge fringe.

Patting someone on the back, or putting your arms around your friends shoulder now makes you officially gay at my school.

This in gym class when that hottie walks by named my teacher.

Im still really pissed.

Behold our crappy retard school

At 3/29/08 11:18 AM, string227 wrote: Im still really pissed.

forgot picture. Its just fucking not right. You know some fatass will ask if the person that you like if she has a bf thats not you. A fucking pain in the ass.

How pubes are caked on the urinals 24/7.

At 3/29/08 02:37 PM, Over-Load wrote: How pubes are caked on the urinals 24/7.

never had that problem... lol

yeah im sorry i took this pic, i jsut didnt feel like making my own.
i just hate when people wont stop bitching at you for something that is none of their business... and also how people won give you a chance to answer a question they asked you.

i hate kids who get pissy if you like a band but dont dress the part...

This is what happens when show your friend your stop-motion Lego movies. They treat me like I invented this kind of animation, which is as old as movies itself.

At 3/29/08 05:30 AM, S1303 wrote: this dumb 3rd grade nerd kid who is reporting people who opens blocked sites even though he opens naruto games at school but once i open a game site to his computer while he is at the toilet and i report him, i knew he was gonna close it, so i tell the teacher to see the history and it was still there, he is so busted that day...

oh yeah, suuuuuure your thirteen. and yet youre in third grade. wow, ur dumb

At 3/29/08 02:37 PM, Over-Load wrote: How pubes are caked on the urinals 24/7.

who the hell puts there pubis on urinals. One time this kid took a shit in a urinal. It was a big log. I felt sorry for the janitor.

At 3/20/08 05:36 PM, icehulk34 wrote: We've all been there. When everyone whines about work so much they don't realize its actually 1st grade easy.

Why are you a bear in goggles slaughtewred wit hot dogs?

Sorry that i keep on posting guys, i find this thread funny. Instantly cheers me up. Also i dont use ms paint. I use flash for all my image needs.

Too much kids keep on drawing stick figures killing each other and toilet humor.

At 3/16/08 10:58 PM, Nessbeatsfox wrote:

At 3/14/08 07:52 PM, Sheepshifter wrote:

Now I only see her at our 45 minute lunch period....

45 Min? That's ridiculous! We only got a 20 min lunch period!

waaaaaat!!!!11ONE11!!!!!!! holy crap man! MINES 55 MINUTES!

It's been 7 months since Halo 3 came out, and people still are a bit.... detached from reality.

At 3/29/08 03:11 PM, HomoeroticLoveChild wrote: yeah im sorry i took this pic, i jsut didnt feel like making my own.

dont steal pictures and post them if there not your own, jackass.

At 3/29/08 03:11 PM, HomoeroticLoveChild wrote: i just hate when people wont stop bitching at you for something that is none of their business... and also how people won give you a chance to answer a question they asked you.

Oh man, I had the exact same problem in high school.

There was this stupid waste of time called "Interform football" where each form group (class) in our year could compose a football team of classmates and each form would play against the other forms in a knock-out kind of thing, running on over a period of a few weeks until there was a winner.

Interform wasn't compulsory, and being in it meant that the students involved would have to sacrifice their lunch hours in order to play football. Since I don't like football and I didn't want to waste my lunch hour, I simply said I wasn't interested in playing in Interform. This was met with anger and resentment from the kids in my class who accused me of not being a 'team player', etc. It was total shit.

I ended up taking part in two lunch hours' worth of Interform football. This included:

One lunch hour of playing against another team. We lost, and I was verbally abused and criticised because of it (even though it wasn't my fault we lost).
Another lunch hour in which we sat in the changing room waiting for the other team to show up, which they didn't, so we won by default.

Clean the fucking bathrooms.

At 3/13/08 09:01 PM, NightmareFire wrote: The time one of the sexy, idiotic girl said this in class after the correctly answered a question for once.

"Girls are smarter than boys, it's a scientifical fact!"

I felt the need to kill something after that.

Uncensored please!

i went to school once. i ran away after that with my friends.

I remember this happening.

I was picked for a team, of people which I hate due to they are dickheads, I didnt even bother doing anything through the game, mainly because I hated the game we were doing (football)
We later lose from 2 teams, and I get the blame for making us lose.

I was suspended for also doing this.

Some dick was blaming me for a shitty crap game we had, and that I was quite rubbish at cricket anyway.

I beat the literal shit out of him, making his nose bleed.

I was suspended for a week.

At 3/8/08 07:56 PM, nsc007 wrote: when the science teacher and art teacher are constantly arguing over what the primary colours are.

just for the record, they are red, blue, and green.

Actually they are both correct. Red, Blue, Green, if you are using light like what you see on a TV. Or Red, Blue, Yellow; if you are mixing paint.

A group of shorties made the "Midget Force".

No joke, they kick our shins.

I hate the fact that the school blocks things because they are fun or funny.

I understand porn, but seriously, the school thing actually says

REASON FOR BLOCK: HUMOUR.