Biggest Ownage

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

What was your moment of most ownage?

Mine was when my brother found lotion that my mother put there in my room. He tried to get me embarassed but I came back with "Why was there a roll of toilet paper at the foot of your bed?" He was all choked up and tried to make an excuse.

More ownage.

[Dry-Ice]

At 10/26/06 07:53 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Mine was when my brother found lotion that my mother put there in my room. He tried to get me embarassed but I came back with "Why was there a roll of toilet paper at the foot of your bed?" He was all choked up and tried to make an excuse.

That's hardly ownage. I decapitated a wasp once.

[ATIFunkFire]

One of my male friends started using chapstick once, I managed to get him to call it lipgloss.

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

At 10/26/06 07:55 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: That's hardly ownage. I decapitated a wasp once.

My parents were right there.

[Dry-Ice]

At 10/26/06 07:59 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: My parents were right there.

Oh, well I guess that's a little better.

Still, I decapitated a wasp.

[RedCoin]

I stabbed a little boy in the face.

[Dry-Ice]

At 10/26/06 08:33 AM, RedCoin wrote: I stabbed a little boy in the face.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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[DumbassDude]

Pushed a kid off a house when i was 9

[Steven-M]

I used a tea-towel to split a crane fly in half. Suck it.

[RedCoin]

At 10/26/06 08:35 AM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 10/26/06 08:33 AM, RedCoin wrote: I stabbed a little boy in the face.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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Yes.

[Miigga]

I hid a crocodile in my brother's locker. When he opened it up, the hungry croc ate him. HAHAHA, I laughed SO HARD!!

[dave-mac-dave]

I once smacked an old lady for being middle class before.

Taught that grumpy cunt a lesson.

[CreampieSuprise]

We put a dead squirel in some kids locker over the Thanksgiving weekend back in high school... stunk realy bad, wasn't as funny as we thought it was going to be considering the whole school stunk like shit for weeks.

[Chindamo]

Today someone told me to, "Shut my hole". I then replied with, "What, my mouth or the one that you like to suck?".

Then they hurt me...

[Shauna]

Honey, ownage is causing someone MAJOR EMBARASSMENT..enough to make them think about it 2 years later and have a mental breakdown over it. Either that or verbally assault someone that other people think are smarter then you..and when they choke...YOU OWN THEM.

[Bunzi]

At 10/26/06 07:55 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: ...I decapitated a wasp once.

Speaking of wasps, a few years back I was asked to take the down stuff off of the clothes line when a wasp about the size of a thumb was sititng on one of the sheets I needed to take :( So i picked up a pole about half a meter, swung and hit the wasp. Of course the sheet had to be washed again but I felt proud :)

Today I got best speaker on this debate my class did. :D I attacked the affirmatives weak points for massive damage

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 10/26/06 07:55 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: That's hardly ownage. I decapitated a wasp once.

I crushed a wasp to death using my finger, point of impact being from the sting.

I took maximum damage. :'(

[Slawter]

Well my brother was showing off in front of his mates (as 9 year olds do) and he soaked my new shirt with a water gun so later on i got my bb gun and shot him in the stomach 3 times and on the forehead once he was dieying to cry but he didn't want to in front of his friends . So to make sure he did i went up to him and kicked him in the balls i burst out laughing while he went off crying to mom

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 10/26/06 09:07 AM, Bunzi wrote: massive damage

Damn, not only did I say it wrong, but you got there first. :'(

I have also effectivley given a 6 year old an uppercut with a bag and cracked a 10 year old kids head off the bathroom door. Both were accidents, the first, he didn't deserve. The second one wouldn't move away from the bathroom door at school. I warned him, I said I was opening the door and he was to let go. I gave him 5 seconds. Silly little fucker. :'(

[GelsamelXV]

I rigged a stingray with an electromagnetic collar that when I pressed the button it would go berserk and stab someone in the chest.

[DareDevilGuy]

This one time I threw a stingray at some Australian crocodile lover or something.. it was all over the news..

[GelsamelXV]

At 10/26/06 09:34 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: This one time I threw a stingray at some Australian crocodile lover or something.. it was all over the news..

Lame.

[DareDevilGuy]

At 10/26/06 09:34 AM, GelsamelXV wrote: I rigged a stingray with an electromagnetic collar that when I pressed the button it would go berserk and stab someone in the chest.

lol, I posted and read through the entire thread.. can't believe somebody had the same idea as me.. and posted in exactly the same minute :o

[oddworth]

I can't think of anything i guess it's when i shot some dude called tony blair wasn't to much of a ownage though but now he has a massive hole in his head.

[Crue]

At 10/26/06 07:55 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: That's hardly ownage. I decapitated a wasp once.

I've decapitated countless insects and arachnids. Try decapitation of a possum. Now that was ownage

and yes, i know its "opossum"! i like my way better dammit

[RedCoin]

I swatted a fly with a coat hanger once. I wouldn't really call that ownage though.

[CData]

I would have to say... the time i poked a friend in teh eye with a mic.
I got it all recorded. it made a squish sound. This was in HTML class.

other than that, probably one time i just randomly said "your mom" after ken finished saying something and apparently it was the perfect time to use such an over used phrase.
i forget what he said.

[DumbassDude]

At 10/26/06 09:34 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: This one time I threw a stingray at some Australian crocodile lover or something.. it was all over the news..

No one i recall, mind you steve Irwin died.

like no one has heard that before =/

[Turd-Of-The-Week]

When I was 3 My best friend took my apple juice so I got my older brothers BB gun and shot is finger and pushed him down some stairs!

[CData]

On the subject of wasps, i shot one witha bb gun once, blew the ass right off it.
It Was Still Alive!
... so i stepped on it.
It Was Still Alive!

so i ran away. It couldn't sting me, but it's was frikin' immortal or something.