What are these girls?

[Enoll]

I've been hearing alot lately about something called girls.
I think that's how you spell it, could be wrong.
Does anyone know what these things are?
They seem to be really popular, strange I've never heard of them before....

[Shadow-XII]

They're those tall, annoying things that have those meaty things near the middle of them you stick your cock into. And those big round squishy things sorta near their mouths that you play with.

[Enoll]

Oh! I fucking love those things, know wich sote I can go to that sells them?
I'm going out tommorow, I might pick some up.

[Shadow-XII]

At 10/26/06 06:40 AM, Enoll wrote: Oh! I fucking love those things, know wich sote I can go to that sells them?
I'm going out tommorow, I might pick some up.

Nah, you cant get 'em in stores. You can only get them from either the street sides and corners at night, or you can rent them from guys in purple uniforms.

[EnglishPanda]

At 10/26/06 06:39 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: And those big round squishy things sorta near their mouths that you play with.

I think there called koobs...

[AltoPowder]

The smaller ones are quite like us but they still have that meaty thing and some old men like them.

[Shanus]

Well i think, but i'm not too sure, they're some sort of creaturethat comes into your bedroom at night and takes your teeth straight from your mouth, lucky i don't know any

[Darkagentx]

At 10/26/06 06:39 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: They're those tall, annoying things that have those meaty things near the middle of them you stick your cock into. And those big round squishy things sorta near their mouths that you play with.

From my perspective, they're short, they won't let me and they won't let me.
But other than that, the same.

[Enoll]

I actually think I have one, but I'm pretty sure I left it at my friend's house.
Wonder what the used by date is....

[erixs]

Uhhh, what the fuck are you guys doing. Get a grip on yourself!

[Shadow-XII]

At 10/26/06 06:42 AM, AltoPowder wrote: The smaller ones are quite like us but they still have that meaty thing and some old men like them.

It's funny, that. The younger the 'girl' on offer, the older the customer.

At 10/26/06 06:44 AM, Enoll wrote: I actually think I have one, but I'm pretty sure I left it at my friend's house.
Wonder what the used by date is....

They use-by around 50-70 years old. Apparently they start to rot, or just smell like they are anyway.

You can get 'em on layby and hire-purchase as well, but they only take chocolate, flowers, candy, jewels time and 'love' as payment.

[Enoll]

At 10/26/06 06:46 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: and 'love' as payment.

Where the hell do I get some of that?
This whole thing is just getting more and more complicated by the second.

[HotEdge]

I'm going out tommorow, I might pick some up.

The shop's called a whore house or somethin....

[Shadow-XII]

At 10/26/06 06:48 AM, Enoll wrote: Where the hell do I get some of that?

You generate it as you spend more good time with the product. Much like experience points and WoW or NG.

This whole thing is just getting more and more complicated by the second.

Intergral theory has nothing on this shit.

[Enoll]

At 10/26/06 06:49 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: You generate it as you spend more good time with the product. Much like experience points and WoW or NG.

Ah I see, it's like an RPG.
Can I cash in the love points for rewards?

[Darkagentx]

At 10/26/06 06:49 AM, Shadow-XII wrote:

At 10/26/06 06:48 AM, Enoll wrote: Where the hell do I get some of that?

You generate it as you spend more good time with the product. Much like experience points and WoW or NG.

That is a good way of looking at it; can't believe it never occured to me before...

This whole thing is just getting more and more complicated by the second.

Intergral theory has nothing on this shit.

No kidding... it's got me stumped!

[Acerbic]

They work like an ATM, You get your payments in 'lovin' but you need to pay the toll of around a ring or mabye a necklace.

Damn ATM Machines!

[Shadow-XII]

At 10/26/06 06:51 AM, Enoll wrote: Can I cash in the love points for rewards?

Yes. Only by cashing in love points can you use the meaty thing to put your cock into. This is known as 'scoring'.

But there is a bug that causes another, smaller product to be formed after this. There is a patch, however, that you can upload into the 'girl' to prevent this. Also, viruses can spread from products that are used a lot.

[Enoll]

This all seems like too much trouble, I think I'll just stick with the guys.

[Shadow-XII]

At 10/26/06 07:14 AM, Enoll wrote: This all seems like too much trouble, I think I'll just stick with the guys.

It's really very simple.

Find > Pay > Meaty-thing > Repeat

[Edd360]

At 10/26/06 06:48 AM, Enoll wrote:

At 10/26/06 06:46 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: and 'love' as payment.

Where the hell do I get some of that?
This whole thing is just getting more and more complicated by the second.

I think loves some currency, from scotland or somthing.

[Shadow-XII]

At 10/26/06 07:19 AM, Edd360 wrote: I think loves some currency, from scotland or somthing.

It's international currency, and no exchange rates either, but I think it's much cheaper for Americans in Eastern and Southern Europe.

[Raguel]

At 10/26/06 06:49 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: You generate it (love) as you spend more good time with the product. Much like experience points and WoW or NG.

I thought that that was called spite and/or boredom!

[Dry-Ice]

God-fucking-damnit.

To Everyone in this thread except Enoll and Shadox-XII YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.

[EnglishPanda]

At 10/26/06 07:51 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: God-fucking-damnit.

To Everyone in this thread except Enoll and Shadox-XII YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.

Haha, your also in this thread, you said your not funny!!!!!

[tigerkitty]

girls - noun - (pronounced gurlz) - (also known as fe-males) Mythological creatures invented about 6000BC as a means of trying to convince men to keep an moral and ethical code. Girls were initially described in bedtime stories to children, but eventually their image spread to other areas. (eg Sailors tell of stories of "mermaids" which originate in the mythos of the girls)

[Shauna]

I heard you can pick up girls at the general stores now! 9.95 for a piece of ass that will last a week! Then it gets all loose and you have to buy another =( ...rofl..I talk so low about my own gender.

[blanblan]

At 10/26/06 09:13 AM, tigerkitty wrote: girls - noun - (pronounced gurlz) - (also known as fe-males) Mythological creatures invented about 6000BC as a means of trying to convince men to keep an moral and ethical code. Girls were initially described in bedtime stories to children, but eventually their image spread to other areas. (eg Sailors tell of stories of "mermaids" which originate in the mythos of the girls)

This whole time I thought girl was a verb.

As in, "Do you want to girl that fuck?"

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 10/26/06 06:44 AM, erixs wrote: Uhhh, what the fuck are you guys doing. Get a grip on yourself!

Wait a sec....there. My typing may be slower now.

Yes, I believe I have seen one of these creatures before. In my psychology class, no less. I shall bring in an elephant gun and be the first man to display a girl skin for the Kelvingrove Meauseam (SP?).

[Lost-Chances]

At 10/26/06 09:13 AM, tigerkitty wrote: girls - noun - (pronounced gurlz) - (also known as fe-males) Mythological creatures invented about 6000BC as a means of trying to convince men to keep an moral and ethical code. Girls were initially described in bedtime stories to children,

As a horror story.

"And then he walked it back to his house, fearing the girl's safety. He then fed it his finest dog biscuits and dirty water. They then both went to sleep. The girl then woke up, made it's way to the kitchen, grabbed a knife and impaled the poor man in the back repeatively. It then devoured the corpse and ran off into the night singing "London bridge is falling down".

THAT IS WHY YOU MUST NEVER TRUST A GIRL."