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KornOwnz

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Posted at: 10/26/06 08:31 PM

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Dude, that was one of the longest storys ive ever heard, i saw hell no dont marry her, stay "close" friends with her and try to work some of the things out, i might still be young, but once someone cheats on you, they dont stop. I know.


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Posted at: 10/27/06 12:55 AM

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Shes coming over tommorow...

I need to devise a fool-proof plan. I think I'm going to give in to her pleas for forgiveness and such, and get back together with her but I will be very cautious and not allow myself to get totally attached. I'll stay on alert just in case and if she does something else that is bad, I will retaliate somehow.

Plus I'm gonna make her do all kinds of dirty things in the sack to make it up to me. Tommorow night is going to be sweet.

Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
-The compliant mainstream media for their pro-Obama propaganda.
-Black Panthers for their intimidation of voters.

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Posted at: 10/27/06 01:09 AM

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Everybody is evil. It's just a matter of to what extent.

Deal with it.

or don't, whatever works

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Posted at: 10/27/06 01:16 AM

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Look man, I personally I wouldn't take her back. Think of it this way, if you'd never seen her with some other dude, she would probably still be cheating on you as we speak. She deliberately lied to you, and I wouldn't be able to get the image of her going home with someone else out of my mind.


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You're stressed out over her, but now you're thinking of getting back with her just to cheat on her? How about you just be the big person and say "I forgive you, but a relationship with you is now out of the question" you're angry with her, of course, however this is not a mature course of action.

You can either continue this cycle with her or you can break it yourself, Loss is harsh, but so is putting yourself through this.

shes guilt tripping you, just like I said in my previous post, Why must you suffer for her decisions? This is exactly what she is doing, it was her decision that led to this yet she puts her anxiety over on you, this isn't fair to you and you deserve better-her guilt tripping you shows shes not thinking of how you feel, but how she feels. thats not love.

Don't cheat on her though, actually, dont have revenge at all, your heart is broken and this may sound like it will bring comfort to you, and it may comfort you for at least awhile, but you will look back on it and realize that you returned a strike of cruelty to her and you will regret it.

I believe you deserve a woman who would not decieve and cheat on you, and i'm sure you do to. never accept any less.


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Posted at: 10/27/06 06:22 AM

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At 10/27/06 12:55 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Plus I'm gonna make her do all kinds of dirty things in the sack to make it up to me. Tommorow night is going to be sweet.

On behalf of myself, I say lol...

If you wanna make it even funnier after your done tell her "Now get out of my house you whore!".

Well it would be funny if you didn't give a shit about her, but it seems you do, so actually I'd suggest not to do that.

Have fun xD


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Posted at: 10/27/06 06:28 AM

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do what you think is best

I'd say take her back


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Posted at: 10/27/06 06:29 AM

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Everbody has that lower animal nature, that side of them that longs for sexual release and togetherness with another warm blooded mammal. It would seem that your woman was overcome by that lower nature. I am very sorry that happened. I knowif that happened to me, I would take her back, and give her a second chance, because she earned it, earned it by loving me and being a good girl for so long. You don't have to abandon your principle. Just give the woman who loves you another chance to be faithful. That's all. One more chance.


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At 10/27/06 12:55 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: if she does something else that is bad, I will retaliate somehow.

Plus I'm gonna make her do all kinds of dirty things in the sack to make it up to me.
Tommorow night is going to be sweet.

Remorse and bitterness seems to have perpetrated you right to the core. Anger and emotion turned sour to a dark, hateful catalyst.

Do you feel no love for her at all?

Somehow I'd find it hard to believe that you still would, because of what you have said throughout. All the plots, broken wishes and all - if you still love her, why do all of that? I suppose it is truly over, and that your hurt has ruptured too deep. Don't take any action you might regret later.

I've had a taste of breakup/bitter feelings, revenge etc. Let it lie.


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Update: Shes not coming here, I'm going to her place in about an hour. She has a hot roommate.

I'm going to see if I can swing a threesome. If not, either way i'm going to take pictures. I'll post some that aren't bad or derogatory so that my thread doesn't get closed or so i don't get banned. But I'll see what I can do.

I think if things go well I'm going to give her a second chance. I'm going to give it some time and see if it feels right, after a while I'll make my final decision.

Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
-The compliant mainstream media for their pro-Obama propaganda.
-Black Panthers for their intimidation of voters.

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At 10/26/06 06:28 AM, snow-templar wrote:

:Here is a much easier way of saying girls are evil.

No we all know that girls require money and time, hence...
girls = money * time
But we all also know that time is money...
girls = money^2
And we all know money is the root of all evil...
girls = math.sqrt(evil)^2
which when simplified equals...
girls = evil
Mathematical and undisputed proof that girls are evil.
Lmfao
that's true


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Don't take her back, that just shows your vulnerability and your gullibility (SP) if she cheats on you once, she will most likely cheat on you again.


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I at least would of beat the shit out of the guy but nothing more and ya she is a "mean" person


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At 10/27/06 05:10 PM, cellardoor6 wrote:
I'm going to see if I can swing a threesome. If not, either way i'm going to take pictures. I'll post some that aren't bad or derogatory so that my thread doesn't get closed or so i don't get banned. But I'll see what I can do.

Send me videos please.

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we await your return and pics and news i guess


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I'm sorry you had to go through that. I know exactly how you feel. I went through the same thing only i didn't handle it as well as you did. I say no. Don't give her another change. I did and he did the same thing. I felt that guys are evil to and to some extent still do. If you want forgive her but don't give her another change to hurt you.


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Human Flaws, one of the seven sins - Lust - sure, it's wrong but man forgive, never forget it's pains like that, which allow us to live through it again. You may feel it's wrong to do, but imagine what she thought you were doing. She must have figured you were already getting some action multiple times, not saying it justafies it but... It's up to you brother man, hope you make the right choice, what ever it may be.

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At 10/26/06 08:31 PM, KoRnOwnZ wrote: Dude, that was one of the longest storys ive ever heard,

Lightweight, it was no where near as long as you make it sound..


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At 10/26/06 08:31 PM, KoRnOwnZ wrote: Dude, that was one of the longest storys ive ever heard

Apparently you dont read much, get started, might I suggest The Green Mile by Steven King?

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At 10/27/06 05:10 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Update: Shes not coming here, I'm going to her place in about an hour. She has a hot roommate.

I'm going to see if I can swing a threesome. If not, either way i'm going to take pictures. I'll post some that aren't bad or derogatory so that my thread doesn't get closed or so i don't get banned. But I'll see what I can do.

I think if things go well I'm going to give her a second chance. I'm going to give it some time and see if it feels right, after a while I'll make my final decision.

I hope you read this when you're back. I'm going to get to the points.

1. Glad you didn't shoot the man. At that point you couldn't have known if he knew she was alrady taken.
2. You gave her the doll anyway. That's even harder to do than not shooting the other guy. Mad props.
3. I've been lied to similarly but to a lesser extent. I feel the pain though.
4. You said at first she denied cheating on you; then you said she later denied having sex with the guy. Therefor she already lied to you on multiple occasions. I am in college statistics, but it doesn't take an education to know it would not be wise to trust her again.
5. It seems you've already let go of the love. When you were in love you kept promises, taught her things and treated her with respect. Now you're posting her pictures without asking her. The way you treat her and her belongings now are already different from the way you described you treated her.

You're only 19, she lied to you more than once already, and you already don't love her like you used to anymore. Leave her.


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You're only 19, she lied to you more than once already, and you already don't love her like you used to anymore. Leave her.

or use her for sex, thats always good too


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btw, HD is right, you've already associated her with different things, so its not really a love, and at the rate you're talking about her "making it up to you" with this 3some (good luck with that btw) it probably will never be a love again...btw, you didnt really believe her when she said "you were much better in bed" thing did you? its the biggest bs girls tell their bf's after they've cheated on them to butter them up :\


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i whould forgive her, she probably wont do it again.


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At 10/27/06 05:10 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: I'm going to see if I can swing a threesome. If not, either way i'm going to take pictures. I'll post some that aren't bad or derogatory so that my thread doesn't get closed or so i don't get banned. But I'll see what I can do.

I know you've been through a lot, but you may as well cut it off now. You've apparently started to hate her enough to think little of belittling her. And while you say it may be an eye for an eye, it's not. She lost control of a basic instict, while you're thrashing out in hate and spite. Just let it go.

And threads like this are where Newgrounders really show how they truly are. Half of NGers are kind, decent, caring individuals, the others think with their dicks and talk through their asses.

DD <3 CP

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K I got back a while ago. I had a really interesting night... let me explain and dissect what happened (it might be long and emotionally-charged again so 3rd-grade level readers can sit this one out instead of complaining this time. And mods, please do not lock the thread) :

I drove up to Celeste's place (that is her name, i haven't mentioned that yet) and the greeting was slightly awkward, but besides that everything went fucking swell at first. We did some serious "I miss you, I love you,, boo-hoo"-type shit, we hugged and kissed for probably 10 minutes.

I cried. She cried. She was quivering in my arms because she was crying so hard, I remembered how good it feels to hug her. I thought to myself: "How fucking stupid was I for not getting back with her earlier?". It felt sooo right to be with her. And I regretted all the lonely nights that I experienced in which I refused to speak with or see her.

We eventually sat down in her dining room/kitchen area and began the standard reunion chat. Everything just seemed right. I didn't realize how much I missed her and everything about her. Her smell, her eyes, the way her body is shaped, her lips, her smile, her voice, and just the way she speaks. Shes so articulate and intelligent unlike so many other girls who only care about clothes and mindless gossip.

But then the mood was broken when her fucking scandalous roommate Jackie was spying on us through the crack of her door that was slightly open and started to laugh. (This is her new roommate that isn't hot like the previous one). What an insensitive bitch! Celeste didn't get angry, she just giggled and said " Jackie" then walked over and shut her door.

We got back to talking and I asked her if she wanted to go out to eat, she said she'd rather cook for me, I thought that was a better idea. So she did, she made the best fucking Fetucini Alfredo I've had in a long time (since the last time she cooked it for me months ago). Her roommate left, and we were all alone eating and talking with eachother, we didn't take our eyes off of eachother the whole time. I even remembered how much I missed the way she ate, how she chewed and how perfect her teeth are.

We got done eating and we were awkwardly silent for a while. I think she expected me to initiate fore-play, but i didn't because I wanted to be alteast slightly hard-to-get. But she just gave me that look, staring at me and smiling. She wanted sex. She wasn't subtle about it though, she basically just said "is it too early to have sex with eachother again?" and she began pressing her body up against me looking up into my eyes, she wrapped a leg around me and began gyrating her hips slightly. I didn't say anything in response, but she knew I was horny because I popped a huge wood and I was breathing heavily.

Then she took my hand and walked me to her bedroom, she shut the door, locked it, and we started kissing and petting. She took off her shirt and sat on the edge of the bed and pulled me on top of her. We made out for a while, but she remembered to put in her diaphram so she went to the bathroom. When she came back I told her that I had a camera in my coat, she seemed a little uneasy about it, but I told her that I wanted to take a pictures for fun and so that I could have something to tie me over until the next time I see her. So before we got busy, we had fun taking pictures of eachother in various poses, I told her to make all sorts of faces, scared faces, mad, confused, so forth. I took pictures of every part of her body. I remember that we did the exact same thing about 6 months ago.

When i was taking pictures of her, she took the camera away, put it on her nightstand, rolled me on my back on her bed and proceeded to give me earth-shattering head. I was in heaven, but I was enjoying it a little too much, too quickly so I nudged her and rolled her over and began to return the favor. I don't want to be TOO dirty as to avoid this thread being locked, but it tasted so good, and her reactions got me even more excited. We then went all the way, I lasted about 20 minutes and we came together and it was just fucking fantastic.

We then cuddled for a while. just started at eachothers eyes. I was ready for another round. But then this is when the night began turning sour.

She got a phone call, I told her she could answer it. She answered it and it was Jackie her fucking roommate, she said we should go down the street to the bar. She told Jackie that I was only 19 (Celeste is 22 and Jackie I'm sure is 21). But I heard the murmer over the phone and Celeste hung up. She asked me if I wanted to go to the bar, and that she could get me in because she knew the bartender. So I agreed I was done for a beer.

We put on our clothes, didn't shower or anything. And we walked 4 blocks to the bar. We went in, nobody carded me or anything. And there was about a bunch of people standing around a pool table that looked over at me and Celeste walking in with weird faces. I only knew one of the girls, but there was 2 guys there. Celeste went to the bathroom with Jackie and told me to make friends with the guys.

I played some games of pool with them, smoked them both while Celeste and her girlfriends were laughing and getting drunk. The guys offered to buy me some drinks, I said sure. I took about 4 Jager bombs, and I drank a local beer. I wasn't drunk, just buzzed. I was making nice with all the people I didn't know, I wasn't uncomfortable anymore. Celeste got really, really drunk. and told me to take pictures of her with her roommate. Reluctantly I did, even though her roommate was a nasty bitch.

Then one of the guys I was with looked over my shoulder and shouted "Troy! Whats up!?" The fucking tall motherfucker that fucked my girlfriend was at the diner on the other side of the bar. He nodded to them and walked over, I clinched my fist and looked the other way, trying to control my rage.

Celeste saw him walking over and quickly stepped infront of him and told him to leave. He was waving his hands to the side saying what sounded like "Why??" and "Who??" then he looked at me and raised his hands and said "What motherfucker, what?"

I was ready for fucking war. I threw off my coat in what was probably a millisecond and began walking towards him with fists clinched. His friends got in my way and just said "Chill bro, hes drunk man, hes just drunk"

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Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
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Then jackie came up and told the guy that was holding me back "this is Celeste's boyfriend" and the guy says "oooh fuck...dudee.."

The guy who talked shit to me, this 'Troy' kept running his mouth, but didn't even try to walk over to me while I was being held back by what became 3 of his friends.

Then the guys walked me back to the other side of the bar and said. "Dude just don't fight in here, if you want to fight him do it on the street". Celeste kept telling me not to. But I said I wanted to fight him so one of the guys went over to Troy and then came back and said I should go out in the street in 10 minutes. I saw Troy walk outside and I was about to walk out but they told me to wait so that it seemed as if the potentional scuffle would be resolved.

I then walked out about 10 minutes later and Troy was nowhere to be found. His pussy ass drove off. His friends were calling him on his cellphone and they told me that he said "I don't want to get arrested" or something to that extent.

Then Celeste told me to go back to her apartment with her. I did, then I confronted her, asked her why she still hung around "Troy" and she said that he was "friends with all my friends". I told her that if I didn't trust her if she was constantly around him still. And she said "you expect me to just stop hanging out with all my friends". I said "no just him". The argument got really bad, she starting crying. I just started yelling. She said she would never cheat on me "again". And I confronted her with how she lied before, so she wasn't credible anymore.

I then gave her an ultimatum: If Celeste didn't come home to Seattle, I wouldn't be able to trust her anymore. She said "transfer to Western" I said "Fuck no". I said, "final decision, come back home, or its over". "She said give me time to decide" I said "thats not good enough for me".

I began walking out to my car. I left my keys in Celeste's apartment, she ran after me and was crying saying "don't leave". I called my friend who lived nearby to pick me up, he did, and now I'm at his house. (bitch has my keys)

So to make a long story short (sarcasm). We pretty much mended our relationship (and consumated it), and broke up again in the space of 4 hours.

Well alteast I have my pictures (sorry, not a revealing picture, I don't want to get banned or my thread locked):

Girls Are Evil!

Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
-The compliant mainstream media for their pro-Obama propaganda.
-Black Panthers for their intimidation of voters.

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MOAR.

Just give it an nsfw tag and you should be all good.

Oh, and I'm glad things turned out well for you. But keep an eye on her. Once a cheater, always a cheater.


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At 10/28/06 01:54 AM, Jose wrote: MOAR.

Just give it an nsfw tag and you should be all good.

Oh, and I'm glad things turned out well for you. But keep an eye on her. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

??? You obviously haven't read the last 2 posts.

Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
-The compliant mainstream media for their pro-Obama propaganda.
-Black Panthers for their intimidation of voters.

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At 10/28/06 02:00 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:
At 10/28/06 01:54 AM, Jose wrote: MOAR.

Just give it an nsfw tag and you should be all good.

Oh, and I'm glad things turned out well for you. But keep an eye on her. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
??? You obviously haven't read the last 2 posts.

........i scanned.

things were going so much better in the first post. I couldn't see the second part coming.

Oh well, things happen for a reason. I guarantee you she will try to contact you again. Unless you cut it clean off, and they know for a fact no more messing around, you'll get call backs.


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At 10/28/06 02:00 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:
At 10/28/06 01:54 AM, Jose wrote: MOAR.

Just give it an nsfw tag and you should be all good.

Oh, and I'm glad things turned out well for you. But keep an eye on her. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
??? You obviously haven't read the last 2 posts.

some advice, She didnt do anything wrong tonight as far as i can tell, so just let things pan out.


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