My girlfriend sent me to...

[The-Priest]

My girlfriend sent me to the cupboard because i wouldnt fight her...
Sounds wierd? Let me explain;

Well she was pissed at me (no idea why) and so she stole my busfair and put it down her bra, of coarse i had no objections to getting it out but little did i know she just wanted me in a situation where she could headbutt me.
Well call me wierd but it wasnt the nicest thing, yeh i had my hands down her bra and i had found my cash, but my nose had bust. Anyway i asked her why she did it and she started crying saying i didnt love her!
So at the end of the night she sucks my penis and puts her earring in my jeans.

Call me a pussy but im tired so im going to bed.
Night people!

[WilliWowza]

Moar!

[Diivizzle]

PLz make moar! im beggin ya!

[IdiotClown]

We need moar info please , story is getting a little bit boring.

[The-Priest]

Meh had some caffine ill continue;

So she grabs my leg and asks what the fuck im doing with her ear ring in my jeans, i tell her she put it there and she screams "Fuckin liar" several times in my ear and tears it out.
So i have a hole in my jeans, i bust nost and no idea what the fuck is going on.
About ten seconds after she screams at me she runs the to the bed crying and i start to wonder if i should go see whats the matter.

I close my eyes and take a deep breath...

I walk over to her and tap her on the shoulder, she is layed on the bed face down so i roll her over... " OH HOLY SHIT ARGHHHH!!!!!111one " Her eyes are replaced by two holes, dark and deep.
A blood drop falls from nowhere and she starts to repeat something, at first i cant hear her but as i listen more closely i hear some of the sadistic and hellish words she is resighting..
"My eyes have been taken, my tears turned red, my heart has been opened and bleeds for your ignorance"

.....I breath out and open my eyes, i start to think of what i saw,
" Ill leave you here to think Carrie "
I walk away and as i do i feel a hand on my shoulder and my heart misses a beat, i turn round and shes stood offering herself to me....
What the fuck is going on today?

[losiglow]

Ok. Little bit wierd.

[Spackerchip]

Pix plox?

[seivale]

Are you on any illigal substances?

[Chindamo]

At 10/26/06 04:04 AM, seivale wrote: Are you on any illigal substances?

All of them. And horse tranquilizer. Not that I've had any experience with illegal substances to know....

Come out of the closet.

[dELtaluca]

At 10/26/06 04:09 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Come out of the closet.

comon, just come out of the closet, no one's going to be angry, im not angry, there not angry, just come out of the closet

[Shadow-XII]

At 10/26/06 04:08 AM, Phantom-Lord wrote: All of them. And horse tranquilizer. Not that I've had any experience with illegal substances to know....

And here we have the 'this story is bullshit' curve.

[Brisingrr]

WTF....wat a gayy bitch....fuk her into line for me ;)

[HotEdge]

You seriously need to stop watching late night
movies.....

[erixs]

Wierd, it's just wierd!

[madrick1]

i get the gist of it, u make a womens arguement look like a horror story, basicly she is repeating what he said to make him feel guilty and shes scowling at him with cold eyes, i get ya

[MagnusTheRed]

Wait, so this kind of shit doesn't happen to you guys all the time? I'm not the ONLY one am I?