The trip of your life... literally

[Dig-the-Man]

Is there anyone here on Newgrounds who would submit themselves to being a human shield in Iraq, or any other country containing strife? Or is there anyone you wish you could send to Iraq to be a human shield?

Just wanted to know 'cause i think the people who went to Iraq are crazy!

[panik]

I think we should send Anna Nicole SMith. Shes a freaking retard, and I wouldn't mind seeing her blown up oh and J-Loy ohhh wait shes just from the block and just like us. Hmmm screw her send her to Iraq too. With Nicoles Huge Boobs and J-loys Big ass that should be enough of a shield. HAHAHAHAHA. HEy this could be a new Assasination game.

[lapslf]

Send steven seagal and tape it! than he'll finally have a good movie!

[BinLadenmustdie]

OJ, Terry Nichol, both snipers, the Columbine killers (dig up their corpses and kill 'em again), all Catholic priests that rape, Michael Moore (not all of him, just his fat ass), Michael Jackson, the 20th hijacker and most of Hollywood.

*In Louis Armstrong voice*
What a wonderful world it would be.

[Commander-K25]

At 3/24/03 05:03 PM, BinLadenmustdie wrote: OJ, Terry Nichol, both snipers, the Columbine killers (dig up their corpses and kill 'em again), all Catholic priests that rape, Michael Moore (not all of him, just his fat ass), Michael Jackson, the 20th hijacker and most of Hollywood.

Michael Jackson's face could scare whole regiments into surrender.
Iraqi 1: "The Albino Demon!"
Iraqi 2: "Allah save us!"

Anna Nicole could protect TWO targets....at once.

If we could just convice the Beltway Snipers that Saddam was a white suburbanite, all we'd have to do is turn them loose in Baghdad with a rifle and a car.

[Dig-the-Man]

At 3/24/03 05:03 PM, BinLadenmustdie wrote:

If we could just convice the Beltway Snipers that Saddam was a white suburbanite, all we'd have to do is turn them loose in Baghdad with a rifle and a car.

He, he.... the wit never ends...

[NJDeadzone]

why not the KKK, they wear the same clothing as the terrorists, they can just change the white to black

[JudgeDredd]

At 3/24/03 03:24 PM, Dig_the_Man wrote: Is there anyone here on Newgrounds who would submit themselves to being a human shield in any other country containing strife?

i'd volunteer as a 'human shield' in North Korea - that's if they'll ever allow tourists =]

[NEMESiSZ]

I would have no ethical dilemma giving an order to kill those who go an make themselves human shields, they are a disgrace to the country.

[NJDeadzone]

those tanks could use a fresh coat of red paint

[jonfandal]

The guy I would want to see is already there. Heraldo Riverra, or however you spell that guy's name.

[mysecondstar]

At 3/24/03 11:43 PM, jonfandal wrote: The guy I would want to see is already there. Heraldo Riverra, or however you spell that guy's name.

Geraldo is in Afghanistan, buddy.

[NJDeadzone]

ay caramba! :-\

[Dagodevas]

At 3/24/03 03:28 PM, panik wrote: I think we should send Anna Nicole SMith. Shes a freaking retard, and I wouldn't mind seeing her blown up oh and J-Loy ohhh wait shes just from the block and just like us. Hmmm screw her send her to Iraq too. With Nicoles Huge Boobs and J-loys Big ass that should be enough of a shield. HAHAHAHAHA. HEy this could be a new Assasination game.

Personally, I'd like to see them send that bitch Courtney Love over there. Am I the only man who walks the face of this planet who sees this gold-diggin' diva-wannabe for the selfish, Kurt Cobain-murder-coconspirator that she really is?

Kazou Kiriyama