Okay, here's what you do -
1. Write your name on the picture in Ultra-Violet ink.
2. Smear peanut butter all over the back of the picture.
3. Dry it, then peel the solid peanut butter off and store for later.
4.Scan picture.
5. Post on Deviantart
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6. Some silly noob rips your work.
7. You shout "Oh dear! A silly noob has pilferated my portrait!"
8. Noob says "OMG 1T R MIN3!!!!!!!"
9 . You print out your work and shine UV lamp on it, thus proveing it yours!
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10. Show silly noob the peanut butter print of your work.
-----------------------------IF THIS FAILS----------------------------
11. Point out the peanut butter stains all over the edges of your work.
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12. The noob is pwnd, only to star an alt. account. - Silly noob.