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Yup, this was the first time I ever cut myself while shaving. I had a tiny pimple on my upper lip and I just bought a new shaving razor thingy. Anyways, oblivios as to both how sharp my razor is and how far my pimp stuck out, I accidentally cut my pimple clean off. It didn't hurt too much at first but after a few seconds it really started to sting.

It bled for about 45 minutes.

tee hee, I cut myself with a razor blade.

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At 10/22/06 07:07 PM, siranco wrote:

Anyways, oblivios as to both how sharp my razor is and how far my pimp stuck out,e.

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Shaving off spots is the most fun i'll ever have.

Apart from popping them of course!

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That sucks. I've yet to cut myself. I don't shave everyday, but still never happened.

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At 10/22/06 07:09 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Shaving off spots is the most fun i'll ever have.

Apart from popping them of course!

Personally I detonate them with strategically placed explosive charges.

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Pics or it didn't happen!

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I cut myself with an electric razor.

I don't know how :(

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At 10/22/06 07:11 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote: Pics or it didn't happen!

If you don't believe a story about someone cutting themselves by accident, what do you beleive?

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At 10/22/06 07:07 PM, siranco wrote:

It bled for about 45 minutes.

tee hee, I cut myself with a razor blade.

haha oh you're so emo now:O

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At 10/22/06 07:14 PM, siranco wrote:
At 10/22/06 07:11 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote: Pics or it didn't happen!
If you don't believe a story about someone cutting themselves by accident, what do you beleive?

not santa, thats for sure...

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Damn that must suck.

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At least the pimple's gone.

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Now the pimple is going to be like a permanent scar which really sucks. Next time just spray down your face with a light coating of Axe Bodyspray and light your face on fire and then dunk your head in the toilet real fast. Also, make sure you record all of this and then post it on YouTube.

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At 10/22/06 07:14 PM, siranco wrote:
At 10/22/06 07:11 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote: Pics or it didn't happen!
If you don't believe a story about someone cutting themselves by accident, what do you beleive?

Lol, I DO belive it but I like it when users post pics to prove it.

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At 10/22/06 07:22 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote:
At 10/22/06 07:14 PM, siranco wrote:
At 10/22/06 07:11 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote: Pics or it didn't happen!
If you don't believe a story about someone cutting themselves by accident, what do you beleive?
Lol, I DO belive it but I like it when users post pics to prove it.

So you would want to see a picture of a bloody hole in someone's face?

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I would've bet my life on the fact that the word "emo" would come up in this thread.

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