Totally Awesome

[studmuffin7]

Oh man...this one time I went to a party and this girl was all like "my friend really likes you...would you like to sleep with her?" and I was all like "only if I can sleep with you afterwards" and she was like "ok". Of course, her friend is not unattractive by anymeans, but I had to maximize the awesomeness cuz I am a supa' pimp.

Anyhow, I am upstairs gettin' my freak on with this girl when her SISTER walks in and sees us f---ing. I thought she would act all apalled like most girls do but she was all "Daaaamn, that is the biggest damn dick I've eva' seen" and we all started a massive three some that kept rockin' for hours! Afterwards, I went downstairs to claim my other prize.

Damn, I am a totally awesome pimp lawl.

So what is the pimpest thing you've ever done? I doubt if it would compare to my pimpocity, but I'd like to hear it anyway lawl.

[Fim]

So what is the pimpest thing you've ever done? I doubt if it would compare to my pimpocity, but I'd like to hear it anyway lawl.

I did excatly what you just did, but then I posted it on the newgrounds BBS.

[The-Hydra-of-Spore]

Good story but a bit too much fantasy so I give this alt a 6/10.

[studmuffin7]

At 10/22/06 11:33 AM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: Good story but a bit too much fantasy so I give this alt a 6/10.

Maaaan...I ain't fantasizin' I am just that pimp. Perhaps you ain't neva' seen a real pimp b4. Also, what is an "alt"?

[The-Hydra-of-Spore]

At 10/22/06 11:38 AM, studmuffin7 wrote:

At 10/22/06 11:33 AM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: Good story but a bit too much fantasy so I give this alt a 6/10.

Maaaan...I ain't fantasizin' I am just that pimp. Perhaps you ain't neva' seen a real pimp b4. Also, what is an "alt"?

Hmm actually sounds gangster so I guess that gives you 0.5 a point butthere is the flaw in the alt that no pimp would go on an internet forum and say "Hizor guys I had sex with these chick i am so kool!111!" So an over all score of 6.5 nice try but not good enough.

[kLyy]

At 10/22/06 11:38 AM, studmuffin7 wrote:

At 10/22/06 11:33 AM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: Good story but a bit too much fantasy so I give this alt a 6/10.

Maaaan...I ain't fantasizin' I am just that pimp. Perhaps you ain't neva' seen a real pimp b4. Also, what is an "alt"?

lmfao
+7 for you :)

[DustinTheWind]

We totally believe you

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[Reyals]

Thirteen year olds having orgies doesn't seem right to me.

[donkeychum]

i gives it a 6. too much fantasy

[AbsurdRandomness]

Yeah, your 13 and you already fucked two girls at once.

Possible, but it may have been rape.

[studmuffin7]

I guess this means none o'ya'll have any pimp storyz 2 tell huh... You must be a mad bunch of virgenz man.

[Mad-Nimmy]

Keep dreaming geeko. i'll give this fantasy a 2/10

[John-Wayne]

At 10/22/06 11:38 AM, studmuffin7 wrote:

At 10/22/06 11:33 AM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: Good story but a bit too much fantasy so I give this alt a 6/10.

Maaaan...I ain't fantasizin' I am just that pimp. Perhaps you ain't neva' seen a real pimp b4. Also, what is an "alt"?

Ever felt, out of place?

[DustinTheWind]

At 10/22/06 11:48 AM, studmuffin7 wrote: I guess this means none o'ya'll have any pimp storyz 2 tell huh... You must be a mad bunch of virgenz man.

Hey! I take offence to that! There is nothing wrong with virginity!

Yeah, yeah. I know. Don't feed the alts and trolls.

[Mad-Nimmy]

By the way, your 13 years old..

Yeah.. alot of the kids in my class like acting like "pimps"..

It's this immature thing 13 years old kids are doing these days.

[Athlas]

Great. They're mulitplying. Just what we need.