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an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:04:33 Reply

So this guy went to the doctor and said "doctor I have an orange penis" so the doctor said "take these pills and come back in a week" the man came back in a week and said "doctor I still have orange penis" the doctor said "take these pills and come back in a week" the guy came back the next week and said "doctor I still have an orange penis" so the doctor said "well lets take a look at your lifestyle.. what do u do in an average day" the man replied "I sit in front of the TV.. eat cheese curls, and watch porn"

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:05:18 Reply

i wanted to laugh, i really did.


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:05:30 Reply

Hahaha... you're so damn funny. Now shut the fuck up.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:06:21 Reply

Nice, very nice.


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:07:21 Reply

Isnt it cheetos?


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:08:15 Reply

At 10/22/06 01:07 AM, Rutz wrote: Isnt it cheetos?

yeah but i hate cheetos.. and they dont rly leave that much cheese on ur hand.. but its the same difference.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:08:28 Reply

Stolen, stupid joke.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:08:51 Reply

Meh, I got a chuckle out of it.


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:09:31 Reply

At 10/22/06 01:08 AM, JeremysFilms wrote:
At 10/22/06 01:07 AM, Rutz wrote: Isnt it cheetos?
yeah but i hate cheetos.. and they dont rly leave that much cheese on ur hand.. but its the same difference.

ahh I see


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:09:39 Reply

Involved masturbation and strange food on the penis.

Enough for me to beat my meat to it.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:11:00 Reply

Heh, nice.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:19:41 Reply

Lmfao not at the joke, But at the Flame


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:24:21 Reply

Ha...I laughed out loud at that. I'm easily amused.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:27:27 Reply

So I don't understand. A man comes in saying he has an orange penis and the doctor immediately knows what to prescribe? Is an orange penis some kind of common disease? Can you not just buy over the counter medicine to cure OPS (Orange Penis Syndrome). Are there side effects? Is the doctor male or female? If female, is she hot? I hope so. I would never discuss my penis with a fat and ugly female doctor.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:29:34 Reply

thats was ok...

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:30:58 Reply

At 10/22/06 01:24 AM, Cory wrote: Ha...I laughed out loud at that. I'm easily amused.

Seeing as how you bathe yourself in maple syrup, I can understand why you laughed.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:31:20 Reply

ummm that was so bad i mean really, wow


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:31:20 Reply

At 10/22/06 01:05 AM, MiGzs wrote: i wanted to laugh, i really did.

Sorry for your inabilty to laugh but I did.


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:32:21 Reply

At 10/22/06 01:27 AM, Darcath wrote: So I don't understand. A man comes in saying he has an orange penis and the doctor immediately knows what to prescribe? Is an orange penis some kind of common disease?

Well Played

You Have A Good Point, I Guess the joke isnt Really accurate


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:44:17 Reply

jokes aren't meant to make sense.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 01:55:55 Reply

oh its a joke got it

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 02:02:49 Reply

go hang yourself you lowlife waste of a man.

That is all.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 02:05:37 Reply

Hopefully he didn't use the same hand to eat and fap.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 02:07:09 Reply

I laughed when I heard Ron White telling this joke.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 02:09:27 Reply

At 10/22/06 02:05 AM, Skyde wrote: Hopefully he didn't use the same hand to eat and fap.

That's EXACTLY what he did. That's is the reason for his unexplainable and at the same time seemingly uncurable penis man. That was actually one of the key components of the joke. If you didn't understand that he was fapping and eating with the same hand then you havn't read a joke at all.....you have simply read a statement.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 10:04:41 Reply

Lol

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 10:07:39 Reply

hah, thats cheap


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 10:12:23 Reply

At 10/22/06 01:07 AM, Rutz wrote: Isnt it cheetos?

Same thing.

I almost laughed. But no, just a mere smile.


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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 10:19:42 Reply

HAHAHAHHA... Oh sorry i was laughing at the joke i heard before this shitty one.

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Response to an orange penis... 2006-10-22 10:27:35 Reply

that was gay...


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