an orange penis...
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So this guy went to the doctor and said "doctor I have an orange penis" so the doctor said "take these pills and come back in a week" the man came back in a week and said "doctor I still have orange penis" the doctor said "take these pills and come back in a week" the guy came back the next week and said "doctor I still have an orange penis" so the doctor said "well lets take a look at your lifestyle.. what do u do in an average day" the man replied "I sit in front of the TV.. eat cheese curls, and watch porn"
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Hahaha... you're so damn funny. Now shut the fuck up.
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At 10/22/06 01:07 AM, Rutz wrote: Isnt it cheetos?
yeah but i hate cheetos.. and they dont rly leave that much cheese on ur hand.. but its the same difference.
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At 10/22/06 01:08 AM, JeremysFilms wrote:At 10/22/06 01:07 AM, Rutz wrote: Isnt it cheetos?yeah but i hate cheetos.. and they dont rly leave that much cheese on ur hand.. but its the same difference.
ahh I see
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Involved masturbation and strange food on the penis.
Enough for me to beat my meat to it.
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Ha...I laughed out loud at that. I'm easily amused.
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So I don't understand. A man comes in saying he has an orange penis and the doctor immediately knows what to prescribe? Is an orange penis some kind of common disease? Can you not just buy over the counter medicine to cure OPS (Orange Penis Syndrome). Are there side effects? Is the doctor male or female? If female, is she hot? I hope so. I would never discuss my penis with a fat and ugly female doctor.
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At 10/22/06 01:24 AM, Cory wrote: Ha...I laughed out loud at that. I'm easily amused.
Seeing as how you bathe yourself in maple syrup, I can understand why you laughed.
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At 10/22/06 01:05 AM, MiGzs wrote: i wanted to laugh, i really did.
Sorry for your inabilty to laugh but I did.
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At 10/22/06 01:27 AM, Darcath wrote: So I don't understand. A man comes in saying he has an orange penis and the doctor immediately knows what to prescribe? Is an orange penis some kind of common disease?
Well Played
You Have A Good Point, I Guess the joke isnt Really accurate
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go hang yourself you lowlife waste of a man.
That is all.
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Hopefully he didn't use the same hand to eat and fap.
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I laughed when I heard Ron White telling this joke.
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At 10/22/06 02:05 AM, Skyde wrote: Hopefully he didn't use the same hand to eat and fap.
That's EXACTLY what he did. That's is the reason for his unexplainable and at the same time seemingly uncurable penis man. That was actually one of the key components of the joke. If you didn't understand that he was fapping and eating with the same hand then you havn't read a joke at all.....you have simply read a statement.
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At 10/22/06 01:07 AM, Rutz wrote: Isnt it cheetos?
Same thing.
I almost laughed. But no, just a mere smile.
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HAHAHAHHA... Oh sorry i was laughing at the joke i heard before this shitty one.
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