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At 10/19/06 12:01 AM, SirXVII wrote: Because I made a topic about it.

You don't exist because I made a post about it.

Of course god doesn't exist if he did don't you think he would have created somewhere a hell of a lot better than this place. it sucks

At 10/19/06 12:05 AM, OrbitalDebris wrote: Did you know that until recently a jihad had nothing to do with religion at all and was merely empire and expansion wars that were done by every empire in the Hellenistic period?

The more you know!

And in turn it was a kickass tech in the game Age of Empires?

The more more you know!
Religion has proven itself very useful in games, I mean, conversion is dependant only on time...

At 10/19/06 12:05 AM, MaGik-69 wrote: you are a goddamn butthole
fart fart poop

No need to be so harsh. Maybe mention that the whole "topic regarding a tendency in other topics" thing has been overdone, but don't use such foul language.

fuck you idiot

At 10/19/06 06:26 AM, BatteryClock wrote: fuck you idiot

You need to chill, hombre !
He says God doesn't exsist. Don't worry. As long as he exists, everything is fiiiine.
Even though he doesn't. Or does he.

At 10/19/06 04:15 AM, Reed-o wrote: Theres actually more proof as to that god exists than the latter. Stop reading just atheist sources and start reading impartial texts. You will quickly find that there is irresputable proof that Jesus existed, did believe he was the messiah, wasn't crazy, performed miracles, was raised from the dead, and appeared to people. Don't believe me? Read THIS Book.

The fact that there is documented evidence of a man named Jesus who died in about 3AD (I say 3AD because the historians or whoever they were who were documenting this stuff fucked up and got it wrong by like 3 or 4 years) and who could perform 'miricales' does nothing to prove the existance of god. its circumstantial evidence at best.
By the way Jesus DID NOT die. Death is a finality. People may have beleived he was the messiah but he was still human.

It seems satire is WAY over EVERYBODIES head.

Except Jose, but he didn't laugh. It made me cry.

I just got this PM.

"If God didn't exist, you wouldn't be talking about him."

Sheesh. Learn to read satire correctly.

No wonder so many people believe 9/11 was a hoax.

wow, i already made a topic like this, as did someone else, as did somebody else.

We get the point, god is bullshit, chirstians are stupid, jews arent any better,NG is full of religious crybabys

Your going to hell

A good movie that makes you think about God not existing is "Inherit the Wind" it makes you think. I can go either way. I mean im cool with God but I also think about evolution taking place and wonder.

Just to let everyone know, this is a parody thread.

No, there has to be some kind of higher power, because things couldn't be this fucked up on accident. Something has to be messing with us up there.

This man be athiest!

At 10/19/06 11:53 AM, SirXVII wrote: It seems satire is WAY over EVERYBODIES head.

Except Jose, but he didn't laugh. It made me cry.

That just made my day.

theres your typical ng aithiest right there

At 10/19/06 12:02 AM, Tancrisism wrote: UR GOIN 2 Hell

HELL DOESN'T EXIST! God doesn't exist! My penis is practically non existant!

At 10/19/06 11:53 AM, SirXVII wrote: It seems satire is WAY over EVERYBODIES head.

Shut up already, you give yourself way too much credit. You're not the brilliant observationalist you seem to think you are. Your kind of has been done, I'm pretty sure even TehChalesh did something similar before you did. Congratulations, you were beaten to the punch by a thirteen year-old.

The only people that you've duped are the completely clueless ones, and that's no great feat, but you sure seem to be living up the fact that you tricked some, remarking twice that your brilliant topic is above everyone else. Some were using a counter-satirical technique- which you seem to be oblivious of- called 'humouring someone'. They weren't fooled by your poorly-written satire, they were playing along, which apparently even fooled you.

You're tied for the 'worst user with roman numerals in their alias' award, you and Shadow are neck and neck. Your posts reek of something a typical 15 dullard would come up with. You're the antithesis of interesting. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

I thought this was going to be another "independent thinker" thread, but I was pleasently suprised.

another religous dork saying shit that jsut pisses people off cuz he feels like being an ass. i thought and hoped we put an end to religous posts, but some people just like being asses

At 10/19/06 12:02 AM, Tancrisism wrote: UR GOIN 2 Hell

no such thing dude.

They have clues of religion and gods existance. It seems like a fantasy sure, but if I were you(just in case) believe in god

you know why.

At 10/19/06 10:25 PM, T-N-T wrote: They have clues of religion and gods existance. It seems like a fantasy sure, but if I were you(just in case) believe in god

you know why.

i cant make myself believe in something im almost certain doesnt exist

God exists. He lives with his son Jesus in the Spaghetti Monsters Appartment building somewhere in Heaven. God hasn't payed his monthly payment yet >=(

NO U DONT EXIST.

Hahaha, but yes, I love this topic, too bad it's gonna be invaded by a bunch of stupid atheists shoving their beliefs down the Christian's throat.

At 10/19/06 10:35 PM, Grammer wrote: NO U DONT EXIST.

Hahaha, but yes, I love this topic, too bad it's gonna be invaded by a bunch of stupid atheists shoving their beliefs down the Christian's throat.

lol, I had a christian that sits next to me in my computer class GIVE me a booklet telling me the stories of Jesus and how he would be sent down to save us... I've yet to give him my reply on the booklet... I've told other highly religious people that I didn't really believe in God, and they all were shocked and said that if I didn't believe soon, I'd burn in hell...

If Atheists try to shove beliefs down Christian's throats, then Christians are dooming us to the eternal flames in the deepest bowels of Hell. One of those sounds worse then the other =D

At 10/19/06 10:35 PM, Grammer wrote: NO U DONT EXIST.

Hahaha, but yes, I love this topic, too bad it's gonna be invaded by a bunch of stupid atheists shoving their beliefs down the Christian's throat.

THERE IS NO GOD!!!

All you chistians are lviing lies!
Jesus was Gay!
Virgin Mary was a WHORE!
Nuns and Preist fuck in Confessionals

Teehhh Irroonnyyy

At 10/19/06 10:50 PM, Hellraiser wrote: Teehhh Irroonnyyy

No matter how much you argue, you still suck at making a valid statement. There are a few adjectives that I want you to compare yourself with: biased, stereotyped, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, and close-minded. I could go on but you're not worth it. I just hope someday God sends a message through that thick skull of yours. And before you go on about that "How religion causes more death" crap, think about how many people it has united. How many people that have settled to coexist simply because they fall under the same faith. Of course, it's impossible to tell how many people have literally been spared due to religion but a point like that cannot be discarded. Even you must agree on that.

At 10/19/06 11:44 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 10/19/06 10:50 PM, Hellraiser wrote: Teehhh Irroonnyyy

No matter how much you argue, you still suck at making a valid statement. There are a few adjectives that I want you to compare yourself with: biased, stereotyped, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, and close-minded. I could go on but you're not worth it. I just hope someday God sends a message through that thick skull of yours. And before you go on about that "How religion causes more death" crap, think about how many people it has united. How many people that have settled to coexist simply because they fall under the same faith. Of course, it's impossible to tell how many people have literally been spared due to religion but a point like that cannot be discarded. Even you must agree on that.

I must say, Tails, that I agree with you. Complaining about religion only leaves you open for people willing to say LOL OWND and such. And besides, even though you dont think there is a god like Jesus or Buddha or anything like that, hear this.

Satanism

Now I know what you are thinking. OMG ITS SATAN! DARK AND EVIL LORD!

No. As a matter of fact, I did research on Satanism. Practically, YOU are your own god. YOU decide what goes on with your life and how you end up. Just think of that.