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At 10/19/06 10:52 PM, Yorou wrote:

At 10/19/06 04:34 AM, UberKuri wrote: How about, the fat guy that represents Windows in the Macintosh ads, if you know what I'm talking about.

I can answer that for him. No.
Those Mac comertials are gay.
"Hi, I'm a Mac." "And I'm a PC."
*Talking to the ad* No you're not. You both look gay. Go IBM.

ha. ha ha. hahahaha. IBM makes PCs you fucking loser.

At 10/19/06 02:30 AM, LiftYourSkinnyFists wrote:

At 10/19/06 02:21 AM, Rock-Dido-God wrote: that makes him look like he is sliding

i was trying to make him look like he was jumping in the air

Oooh! What are you, like fourteen? The anatomy in your picture is WAY off. The hand looks horrible, his legs are oversized, his face is too small, his jaw doesn't make sense, his forearms are too short, and this is an awkward pose for someone to be jumping in the air. Best advice anyone can give you: Buy some anatomy books, draw from life, and practice, practice practice!

Oooh! What are you, the god of human drawing? IT'S A FUCKING SKETCH, DOES IT HAVE TO BE PERFECT??? Shit, I hate people who criticize with no evidence of decent art of their own. Also, about the pose, have you ever seen the picture of tom jumping? then you'll know what a weird pose for a jump is. And how do you know that he's not practicing? How do you know he didn't whip this up in 5 seconds, and if he took time he could make art to make you want to curl up and DIE? Fucking bitch.

At 10/19/06 02:52 AM, Rock-Dido-God wrote: Sorry for the double post, but just to get this in the clear I aint even 14... I'm 12

goash, Lol

Oh yes, since everyone HAD to know you are 12.

Why the fuck did you say that? It doesnt make you any cooler that you are 12, and you goto NG. It doesnt make you some kid who has a high maturity level. It just means you are in Direct violation of the newgrounds rules.

At 10/19/06 06:44 AM, Rock-Dido-God wrote: It's times like this that you wish you had a balloon in your wardrobe

amen

Thanks to everyone who wasnt being an idiot
:)

At 10/19/06 11:51 PM, grif3922 wrote: Oooh! What are you, the god of human drawing? IT'S A FUCKING SKETCH, DOES IT HAVE TO BE PERFECT??? Shit, I hate people who criticize with no evidence of decent art of their own. Also, about the pose, have you ever seen the picture of tom jumping? then you'll know what a weird pose for a jump is. And how do you know that he's not practicing? How do you know he didn't whip this up in 5 seconds, and if he took time he could make art to make you want to curl up and DIE? Fucking bitch.

Ah! Very clever... and no, I'm not the God of Human Drawing. Now, It doesn't haven't to be perfect, but this 'sketch' is far from perfect. As for the pose, even if he used reference from a picture, the body structure is still awkward. Using reference doesn't mean that it will look exactly like the picture, now does it? I also never said anything about him not practicing, I said that he should practice. Maybe when he has improved greatly he can comeback and show us his progress. He probably didn't 'whip this up in 5 seconds' either. But posting a sketch like this leads me to beleive that he's far from finished. I'm not trying to be hostile at all, I'm just trying to help this kid improve. And do you know how many art critics there are without any artistic talent giving out the best advice? This thread had no real crits, so I decided to jump in and point out a few. Sometimes they might appear insulting, but in most cases the author is just trying to highlight a particularly glaring flaw. Seriously, one should learn how to receive criticism. It's the only way he'll improve.
Also, here's an example of my work incase you're wondering: http://www.newground../topic.php?id=590670

At 10/20/06 05:43 AM, LiftYourSkinnyFists wrote: Ah! Very clever... and no, I'm not the God of Human Drawing.

Yes you are.

I want you inside me

At 10/20/06 05:43 AM, LiftYourSkinnyFists wrote: Ah! Very clever... and no, I'm not the God of Human Drawing.

Of course you aren't.

What god of human drawing dislocates a man's penis?

At 10/20/06 06:19 AM, GelsamelXV wrote:

At 10/20/06 05:43 AM, LiftYourSkinnyFists wrote: Ah! Very clever... and no, I'm not the God of Human Drawing.

Of course you aren't.

What god of human drawing dislocates a man's penis?

GASP! BLASPPHEME!!!

How DARE you say he isnt the god of human drawing! HE IS

>:0

Ahhhh, No he isn't

It's pretty good but the head was weird