Dear Mr. Fulp
When I found out you were taking moderator proposals, I was filled with joy, for you see, it has been my dream for a long time to become a moderator on Newgrounds. I know what you’re thinking. “Why the hell does this guy think he’s so goddam special?” Well Mr. Fulp, I’m about to tell you why I’m so goddamn special.
First and foremost, I posses a good balance of sensibility and humour. I can be mature and honest when I need to be, but at the same time I don’t walk around with a stick up my ass. I enjoy a good joke as much as I enjoy tea and crumpets. And I’m a man who enjoys tea and crumpets.
Secondly, I am not a dumbass. The job of any moderator is to have some form of intelligence, and I assure you, I have a brain. Without my brain I could not write this proposal or put my pants on the correct way. This brain would allow me to moderate Newgrounds in the proper fashion, something that a moderator must do.
So what sort of moderator would I like to be? My first choice would be to become a forum moderator because I am browsing the forums constantly and have a good idea of how things work. If this were not possible, I would like to be an audio mod because enjoy music and I would do a good job. Remember, I have a brain.
So what time(s) would I be on? Due to my ever-changing schedule, I would most likely be logged on from 3am – 10:30am (Newgrounds standard time), but this is bound to change. If selected, I would be able to negotiate set times.
So next time you are thinking of selecting a new moderator, think about me. Think about what qualities I posses, but most importantly, think about what I could bring to Newgrounds. Thank you for reading my proposal and I hope you take me into consideration when the time comes to select a new mod.