Horny cats!

[MisterSambert]

Fellow Newgrounders, the time has come to ask the age old question: Have you ever been involved in any sexual relations with cats? Have you ever sexually pleased a cat? Has a cat ever sexually pleased you?

If you answered yes to any of the above, your secret is safe with us.

Please, share.

[Crag]

errrm...........no >.<

[MisterSambert]

Dear members of the Newgrounds community,

I feel that this thread has the potential to continue the discussion about sexual activity with cats. I feel that its life was cut short. I believe that it is with all holy-ness that it be revived to further elaborate on the subject at hand.

If you have any objections, make your opinions know. If you have any questions, please direct them to my assistant.

Thank you.

[ZekeyJr]

Pussy cats have cat pussies.

>:C

[a-person1]

dude you are sick for even thinking about sexualy pleasing a cat.

not right dude.

[MisterSambert]

At 12/4/06 08:48 PM, a-person1 wrote: dude you are sick for even thinking about sexualy pleasing a cat.

not right dude.

Thank you for expressing your opinion.

[Zen444]

I read somewhere you're supposed to shove a q-tip in a cat's vaginer if it's in heat.

[Lil-Jimmy]

Well, I almost pissed on a cat, and that turned me on...

[Orcinator]

Sorry but today is not caturday

[Stick-Fighter]

I like Sex....NICE!

BUT CATS SUCK!!!!!!!

[SeizureDog]

This question entirely depends on if nekomimi counts.

[ElementalSoldier]

I shot a cat with a bb gun before but never but seccs one.

[HandsomeJake]

What if a cat watched you please yourself?

[CaptainCocaine]

i have never done anything to a cat... except for that one time when i peed all over my friends cat. i was REALLY drunk.

[Sicr]

Dogs have bigger assholes.

[Xragon]

At 12/4/06 08:54 PM, HandsomeJake wrote: What if a cat watched you please yourself?

They would join in perhaps?

Look at it this way... you'd be getting some pussy.

[El-Guapaduro]

Hot

[Sicr]

At 7/13/07 01:35 PM, El-Guapaduro wrote: Hot

OH SHIT.

[KungFuCow]

At 7/13/07 01:35 PM, El-Guapaduro wrote: Hot

I'll admit, I fapped.

[Iggyman]

only with a pencil....lawlz

fucking cat is in heat all the time, so i got sick of it......

[L33TM4573R]

Of course. These cats right here.

[snake9765]

I took a dump in front of a cat? But it didn't make me think of raping the pore thing....

[Xragon]

At 7/13/07 01:42 PM, KungFuCow wrote:

At 7/13/07 01:35 PM, El-Guapaduro wrote: Hot

I'll admit, I fapped.

You too eh... I thought I was the only one... for a second I almost felt dirty looking down at all the semen on my chest from my freshly fapped cock.

[InsaniMaster471]

At 7/13/07 01:52 PM, Xragon wrote:

At 7/13/07 01:42 PM, KungFuCow wrote:

At 7/13/07 01:35 PM, El-Guapaduro wrote: Hot

I'll admit, I fapped.

You too eh... I thought I was the only one... for a second I almost felt dirty looking down at all the semen on my chest from my freshly fapped cock.

o...k... *ahem* this is weird. this whole topic is wierd. yor all pervs. go have sex with your cat(s). =P

[3ruce]

I know a guy who poked a cat ..

;)

erm yeah, the noises of screaming cats in classes will haunt him forever

[SSThunderbolt]

Yes, all the time! =D

[bobroolz]

At 12/4/06 08:48 PM, a-person1 wrote: dude you are sick for even thinking about sexualy pleasing a cat.

not right dude.

i agree with gibson thunderbird over here

[davedevilz]

I watched a cat suck his dick before, lol....

[J05H-DA]

Ithougt I'd never mention this to anyone, but seeing as how this is the interwebs i geuss I can.
A few nights ago I had a dream in which I engaged in intercourse with a cat several times.

And one time was in the middle of a mall. I have no idea what the dream meens, does anyone else have any idea what my subconscience is trying to tell me?

[SSThunderbolt]

It means you really need to get some pussy...