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GrimmJimmy

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Posted at: 10/15/06 07:10 PM

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Shit, I've been putting off writing a short story for english class for bout a month, I have no words or ideas, And its due in less than a day.

can sombody bost a short story they've wrote before or at least give me ideas

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Posted at: 10/15/06 07:12 PM

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All you have to do is write a short story? So like 1 page? That's pretty easy.


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DrunkRooster

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Posted at: 10/15/06 07:14 PM

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Just steal an idea from newgrounds


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Posted at: 10/15/06 07:16 PM

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Halloween theme with moral.

Many years ago, in place of hate and general angriness....
There lived a tiny goblin. Now I'm not saying it was young or anything, it was....well.... a midget. There, I said it. Moving along, the tiny (though not young) goblin was always being hated on by other goblins, larger goblins who wore fedora's. Everyday when he tried to go to the goblin bar, the goblins who wore fedoras would laugh and say he was too young to drink. The tiny goblin would turn away, dejectedly and go back to his hole crying. Such was life.

That is until, he met the outrageously small goblin, I mean, really, this guy was freaking tiny. The o-s goblin spoke to the tiny goblin its outrageously high pitched voice, "You think you got it bad. i get picked on twice as much as you!" The tiny goblin considered the wisdom of his words for a second. He smiled and reached out his hand to the o-s goblin. The o-s goblin smiled and took it, then- the tiny goblin BROKE OF THE O-S GOBLINS RIGHT ARM!!!!!! He laughed horribly as the o-s goblin screamed from pain. The tiny goblin pinned him to the ground, and began raping it. The tear filled cries of the o-s goblin were loud, but could not overpower the ramblings of the tiny goblin. The raping continued for an hour, when the tiny goblin stopped, he shoved his hand in the o-s goblins butt, and began using him as a hand puppet. The tiny goblin squealed with delight as he played with his toy. Then, slowly, he began tearing off the o-s goblins skin. The poor o-s goblin could only beg for mercy as his life began to fade....

The tiny goblin stopped. What had he done? He had forgotten....forgotten how it felt.... to have, to have- RUBBING ALCHOHOL POURED ON YOUR OPEN WOUNDS! New shrieks of pain erupted from the o-s goblin, the pain ever mounting until his exceedingly small heart exploded. The tiny goblin tore and ripped the, now dead, o-s goblin to shreds, and jacked off onto the pile of body parts.

And some say.... to this very day on a clear night... you can still hear the tiny goblin jacking off over the dead o-s goblin.....*fap fap fap*............*fap fap fap*............. *fap fap fap*.............*splurge*......

So remember, don't eat your trick or treat candy until your parents have properly examined it.

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Posted at: 10/15/06 07:17 PM

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go here
for homework help. he has a thread saying to PM him for homework help.


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GrimmJimmy

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Posted at: 10/15/06 07:43 PM

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I did before i made this thread, he's not replying

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Posted at: 10/15/06 07:48 PM

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Write about a little boy who can't think of anything to write for an essay, then has the most fantastic day-dream ever.

I did that one once, I got a high B for it, so it couldn'tve been that bad.

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GrimmJimmy

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This is what i got so far, Im in 9th grade, and maybe one of you guys could finish it?

It was a cloudy, Friday night, I could hear fans screaming, music blaring, and my hands going wild. It was the Ogdenville “Battle of the Bands.” This was the first show me and the band ever played in public, and I must say, we were doing quite well. I played guitar, and did backup singing. We had composed an original song entitled “High Tide.” We were the last band up, giving us a disadvantage. Most fans had already left, and some other bands were already celebrating.

As we came to the final notes in our songs, the stadium had twice as many people it did when we started. I was sure, we had won. Before our song had ended a group from another band stormed onto stage. They looked enraged, and the biggest guy was heading straight for me. Our drummer, Gordon, had received a hard blow to the face, I was sure he was knocked out. That didn’t give me much hope. I went over to see if he was alright, but before my first steps, a fan in the crowd yelled,

“Roger, Lookout!” I was knocked onto my back, the boo’s of the fans overpowered any other noise. Our Singer, had run off before any of this had happened, and our bassist was holding them off quite nicely. Fans Started jumping on stage, the last thing I remember was being hit in the head with a blunt object, and falling into the mosh pit.

I woke up when it was dark. I was covered in bruises and welts, and felt very light-headed. I had slept on a flat pillow and a sheet that seemed like it hadn’t been washed in ages. As I gained a sense of where I was, I noticed frost building on the bars, and that’s when I knew, I was in prison. The brutish voices of other inmates shook my head, I felt sick, when over everything I hear a guard exclaim,
“Up and At’em Maggots!”

I didn’t remember a thing about the day before, I don’t even think I wanted to.

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Sawke

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Posted at: 10/15/06 07:49 PM

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i'm good with writing but not with short stories PM me when you have a essay.


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Posted at: 10/15/06 07:50 PM

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once apon a time you died

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Posted at: 10/15/06 07:50 PM

At 10/15/06 07:10 PM, Gnarly wrote: Shit, I've been putting off writing a short story for english class for bout a month, I have no words or ideas, And its due in less than a day.

can sombody bost a short story they've wrote before or at least give me ideas

Sorry, procrastination is a terrible! Do your own homework or ask Dr. English aka (nanceforenglish@yahoo.com) for help!


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GrimmJimmy

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Posted at: 10/15/06 08:37 PM

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Woot, NVMD I fishished finally

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