I got beat up by a 7th grader! D':

[BigBlueWhale]

By a big, flippen 7th grader!!! A girl 7th grader, too!!! WHAT THE POOP!? Here's what happened. . .

I was riding my bike home from school and then I here this stupid 7th grader talking to her big stupid friend. This is what they were saying:

Poop-faced 7th grader: So did you see the newest episode of "Zoey 101?"

Poop faced 7th grader's friend: Ya, it was pretty hip.

Me: HAHA! Zoey 101 is full of poop! DBZ is WAAAAY better!!! This is how it goes - DBZ > Family Guy > Poop > lots of poop > Brittney Spears > Rap music > vegetables > Texas > Zoey 101

7th grader: Shut the f**k up, stupid little kid. You're a fag. (could somebody tell me what the poop "fag" means, everyone calls me it. . .)

Me: First, don't say the "f" word. Second, YEAH RIGHT. Zoey 101 is dumb! Both of you are hairy-wees!

7th Grader: To bad you don't have a hairy wee like my boyfriend.

Me: EWW!! hairy wees are gross, my dad has one!

7th Grader: How would you know that, gaynut?

Me: Um because I sometimes see him come out of the bathroom when I go to take a bath, poonut!

7th Grader: HAHA, YOU'RE GAY!

Me: Shut up, you're a gay poop monger!

7th Grader: No I'm not. Listen kiddo, you better shut the hell up or I'll kick your ass.

Me: STOP SWEARING, BUTTHEAD. Yeah right, what could you do?

7th Grader: Kick your ass.

Me: Oh yeah, whell I'll blast a energy beam at you.

7th Grader: Like yeah right.

Since she knows I totally pwned her in that argument, she then comes to attack me. I tried to trick her by pretending to shoot energy out of my hand - BUT SHE DIDN'T FALL FOR IT! So I tried to kick her but she grabbed my leg and bended it! Then she wrestled me to the ground and her friend started punching me. So I started crying and they stopped. When I got home I told my mom and she called the principal and they got in BIG trouble. HAHA, take that 7th grade meanie girls!!! LOL :)

[sandStorm-studios]

man that sounds so hot. I should now, im an eighth grader.

[Slat]

What the...?

[HaveUbeenFooFighting]

The end made me lol. Yet another great topic!

They didn't pull your pants down and give you a Blow-Job? THIS STORY SUCKS. >:(

[Twessel]

Rape them. In the ass. Hard.

[ShadyReptile]

At 10/13/06 07:45 PM, HeliopiosOriginal wrote: They didn't pull your pants down and give you a Blow-Job? THIS STORY SUCKS. >:(

Agreed. Lamest BBS story ever. Come on now. At least put in the part where whe gives you a random sexual favor because you have a 11+ inch cock.

[LittleWashu]

Ha that was funny besides she is right Zoey 101 1,000,000,000,000,000> DBZ ever will be. I just with I was there to see you get you ass kicked

[Sir-Fobos]

wow, you're a pansy! why woul you even post that you were beat up by a girl?

[Sunglasses]

Oh god not this BigBlueWhale shit again!

At 10/13/06 07:49 PM, Sunglasses wrote: Oh god not this BigBlueWhale shit again!

Shutup.

[Preternatural]

Were you chargin' yo' lazer?!? 'cuz DBZ lazers own girls. FACT.

[tobycreed]

a 7th grader?

well what grade are you in?

[Charlotte]

At 10/13/06 07:51 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: Were you chargin' yo' lazer?!? 'cuz DBZ lazers own girls. FACT.

*lazar

[Midian]

At 10/13/06 07:42 PM, BigBlueBrat wrote: By a big, flippen 7th grader!!! A girl 7th grader, too!!! WHAT THE POOP!? Here's what happened. . .

blah, blah, blah

You started it you little idiot.

[East525]

This alt sucks, bring back more pokemontrainerBROCK.

[homor]

you sure as hell better not tell on me you littel gaynut!

At 10/13/06 07:53 PM, charlotte wrote:

At 10/13/06 07:51 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: Were you chargin' yo' lazer?!? 'cuz DBZ lazers own girls. FACT.

*lazar

*Lazur

[ThePhrozenPhoenix]

At 10/13/06 07:48 PM, ShadyReptile wrote:

At 10/13/06 07:45 PM, HeliopiosOriginal wrote: They didn't pull your pants down and give you a Blow-Job? THIS STORY SUCKS. >:(

Agreed. Lamest BBS story ever. Come on now. At least put in the part where whe gives you a random sexual favor because you have a 11+ inch cock.

You guys obviously don't know the kinds of topics BigBlueWhale is famous for.

lol

[BigBlueWhale]

At 10/13/06 07:56 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: fag means boy. they just say it sometimes instead of "dude". just another slang.

happy to help.

Oh okay, thanks. I appreciate the help.

[homor]

At 10/13/06 07:56 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: fag means boy. they just say it sometimes instead of "dude". just another slang.

happy to help.

fag means gay.
like this LAME LOSER IS! HE DOESNT HAVE A HARIY WEE-WEE LIKE ME!

[HippyHoppyHobo]

Ok sucks for but umm a girl beating you up thats pretty pathetic.Are you a nerd?

[TehreTard]

Wow, you totally pwned them to hell. Can you teach me how to kick ass like that?

The guys at my school keep beating me up and putting used urinal cakes up my ass.

[orb]

Wow. You're obviously not 13 or older, the required age to be on this site/have an account on this site.

[Midian]

At 10/13/06 08:03 PM, FlirtinWithDisaster wrote: Ok sucks for but umm a girl beating you up thats pretty pathetic.Are you a nerd?

He's too young to be a nerd.

[BigBlueWhale]

HOLY POOP! I just found the thread of the girl who beat me up!

that butt-nugget

[0peth]

''POOP you''.

Hahaha. I love when he uses ''POOP'' instead of fuck.

[Beefree]

Dragon Ball Z sucks donkey balls! And besides another kid posted the same thing from there side of the story somewhere in the forums! Your a little wuss! Get some backbone.. I mean really mind your friggen bizz!

[Twessel]

At 10/13/06 07:49 PM, mojoman89447 wrote: wow, you're a pansy! why woul you even post that you were beat up by a girl?

Isn't it obvious?

Because +1 post count.

[Gendo]

I masturbated furiously to that story...