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what should we do to sadam 2003-03-21 23:20:05 Reply

me and pals have been arguing about what america should do to him.

heres the list so far

1. light his hair on fire and watch him burn
2. chop his weiner off
3. turn him into a pinyata
4. make him listen to hansen music forever

(hansen was the gay brothers that made mmm bop)

if you have anymore ideas post them

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-03-21 23:24:55 Reply

He won't survive the war.

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-03-22 00:02:26 Reply

Fox News is reporting that Saddam was seen being put into an ambulance on a stretcher. This was after that first strike of the war. It's looking more and more like Saddam is already dead. But nothing has been confirmed yet.

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-03-22 00:46:38 Reply

At 3/21/03 11:20 PM, karlek wrote: ...
4. make him listen to hansen music forever
...

Hansen is a very uplifting group of very attractive young girls who play very lively music.

wait a tick...

[realizes they are guys]
[gags in corner]

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-03-22 01:23:40 Reply

5. Feed him to his own starving people.

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-03-22 01:34:48 Reply

well i think we should kill him the way kevin the 5th of england was killed; pour molten iron up his ass whil hanging him upside down.

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-03-22 01:47:44 Reply

Yeah, talking about how to torture someone...that's a great way to pass time...

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-03-22 02:22:35 Reply

At 3/22/03 01:23 AM, jazz_mazter wrote: 5. Feed him to his own starving people.

LOL... That's a good one. Make it slow too. And salty... starting with the toes. Would they eat him raw? Ewww... Sure it'd be more painful but, damn, I certainly wouldn't want anything of Saddam's alive and in my mouth.

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-03-22 08:31:25 Reply

Sorry to ruin your fun, but I have the most painful death possible.
I'll tell you in steps.

1)Peel off skin
2)Shower in vinegar (burns like HELL)
3)VERY slowly, pass through a RUSTY WOODCHIPPER

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Ok. That was fun.

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-04-04 17:06:21 Reply

no one deserves to suffer... we should just put a bullet thru his head if he isnt already dead

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-04-04 17:46:29 Reply

heres an idea, take him before the International Court of the UN and let them decide, since they ARE going in for breakin UN sanctions......

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-04-04 19:15:34 Reply

umm...ok?
first of all, he left iraq DAYS before the bombing, he is smarter than just to stay there. Secondly, no offence but america always tries to have a say in something.....they are pretending to free iraq.....rrrrrrrrrrrright, lets see....my oh my, they were HELPING sadam before? wow...and how bout attacking him BEFORE he had a chance to defend him self...gee i wonder...MUST be the oil...just THINK about it...THINK

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-04-04 19:22:37 Reply

Yes to turture Sadam would be wonderful maybe even constitustional bu there are 2 things to point out.If Sadam isn't already dead it is almost certain he will committ suicide before ever falls in to allie hands. Even if by some mircle of god we catch him alive it would be a war crime to tourture him so we would be just as low as him.

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-04-04 19:29:47 Reply

I got a good one :)
STEPS:
1:Put him in a bunker in the middle of no where.
2:Bomb the bunker with biggest bomb we got.
3:Repeat with Osama Bin Laden.
4:Enjoy.

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-04-04 23:39:58 Reply

I say we use torture to extract every damn thing he knows about Al-Quida and other terrorist activities, that is, if he is still alive.

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-04-05 00:36:05 Reply

At 4/4/03 05:06 PM, Cajomo wrote: no one deserves to suffer... we should just put a bullet thru his head if he isnt already dead

What? Are you crazy? Of course the fucker deserves to suffer! And I suppose child rapists should be put in therapy and be back out on the streets in a year's time? Gawd, I hate you bleeding hearts!

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-04-05 01:18:05 Reply

Careful, someone wrote a review exactly like this and they were banned. The same thing will probably happen.

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-04-05 01:21:44 Reply

At 3/21/03 11:24 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote: He won't survive the war.

Yea, i bet he will. He is not like his followers, he loves himself much more than he hates us. Beleive it or not he is not a complete Idiot. He has some plan of Survival since he did not leave the country. I dun't knwo if the early bunker attack changed anything but, yea, he'll survive some how even if he has to hide in a cave ;)

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Response to what should we do to sadam 2003-04-05 01:23:39 Reply

At 3/22/03 12:02 AM, TheEvilOne wrote: Fox News is reporting that Saddam was seen being put into an ambulance on a stretcher. This was after that first strike of the war. It's looking more and more like Saddam is already dead. But nothing has been confirmed yet.

Yea, he was hit, but still alive no doubt. Since he has not given a speach live that could mean he is dead. But, he could be injured and will nto show weakness to his people. Another reason is after that strike, he is so paranoid he is in hiding and will not reveal his location, even too the interview/speach people