I convinced someone to eat grass

[Smego]

Well, this is how it happened.
I was joking with my friends about some really dumb guy, and they said that someone could get him to eat grass if you asked him to.
So I decided to bet with them about it, I bet $20 that I could get him to do it.
I went up to him and said;
Me "Will you eat grass for me? Its really good for you, has roughage in it, cleans out your system which make you feel energised :) "
Him "ok!! :D "
So then he started to eat grass, but he ate too much now he feels sick and thinks hes going to die.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 10/12/06 08:42 AM, smego wrote: thinks hes going to die.

How could he think that?

I've tried it before, doesn't taste good at all. It's not like we can digest it anyway.

[Enoll]

I'd eat grass for 20 bucks.
Easy money.

[The-Eagle]

next time tell him to eat rocks

oh, and PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!

[thexel]

Lol well done man, i got someone to chew gum
from under a table once, so i would let him play games on my ipod

[Spectacle]

doesn't grass contain cellulose which humans can't digest? and I think it's really bad if you have too much

[Shaun]

nothing wrong with eating grass.
im sure weve all eaten grass at some stage..

[Smego]

At 10/12/06 08:57 AM, madknt wrote: nothing wrong with eating grass.
im sure weve all eaten grass at some stage..

.......yes we all have

my mispent childhood

[Ressurection666]

how dumb is that guy why would anyone eat grass??

[Royboy192]

Eh, who would eat grass anyways?

[SirLebowski]

Last year I got a guy to stick his head in 7 inches of dirty snow for 15 seconds. I never gave him the 5 bucks.

[game-freak77]

At 10/12/06 09:24 AM, Royboy192 wrote: Eh, who would eat grass anyways?

I would't eat grass even when somebody offerd me money for it!

[TommyGun]

Humans can't digest grass, moron. Now he's going to have grass stuck in his system until it very very slowly digests.

[Zerok]

At 10/12/06 09:34 AM, PicPWNjo wrote: Humans can't digest grass, moron. Now he's going to have grass stuck in his system until it very very slowly digests.

I like how you called someone a moron right in the middle of two blatantly contradictory sentences. Bravo.

[MentalMyles]

Eating graass isnt bad. Not a good habit but its healthy....

Nice one, now go hang yourself.

[Papo]

What a noob.

[TurtleLove117]

Hey... pssst, topic creator, come over here!

*slap*

Get in the fucking car... SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET IN THE CAR!

*locks car doors*

Sit tight sweety, we'll be home soon.

*drives off into the sunset.

[Crowler]

ive eaten grass, didnt feel sick at all i made 600kr on it (that equals a 100 bucks)

[Jon4life]

Grass is good for you!?

[Smizzoach]

You duped me, I thought the thread title said glass.

[Paradox]

At 10/12/06 08:43 AM, Enoll wrote: I'd eat grass for 20 bucks.
Easy money.

Agreed, I mean, cows eat it, so what harm could it do you? All I can see is, guilt of robbing people of good money!

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

Thats not that strange I eat Weat Grass.

[Dark-Knight]

At 10/12/06 08:43 AM, Enoll wrote: I'd eat grass for 20 bucks.
Easy money.

yep thats what i was thinking.. you be your friend $20 someone will eat grass then tell the person you will give them $5-$10 to eat the grass you still win no matter what

[Smego]

At 10/12/06 09:58 AM, PinkBeer wrote: Well you're the one $20 out of pocket, eejit.

what? no, you misunderstood i bet $20 that I COULD make him eat grass and I did so I got $20

[DrunkRooster]

He's going to die? Maybe Eatting dirt will cure him.

[hongkongexpress]

The reason why your friend is feeling sick, is because there is Weedex/fertlizer in the grass, that's toxic shit man. you've just killed him. Or at the least, caused his testicles to not give off human DNA anymore. now his kids will be orcs and they will Zug Zug us to death. (zug zug=ass rape).

[somebodyyoudontknow]

If anyone really wanted me to eat grass for them, and it made them happy or amused in the least, then I would have done it for them.

[GoryBlizzard]

Blah, I've eaten grass before when I was a little kid. At first, it didn't seem to have much effect on me, but after a while, it made me sick.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 10/12/06 08:43 AM, Enoll wrote: I'd eat grass for 20 bucks.
Easy money.

same with me.