I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw!

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Peaceblossom

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I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:26:36 Reply

It was by accident. I was cutting down the tree in my back yard (with a permit) and as I brought the chainsaw through the tree, my cat was scared by the noise and leaped away from the tree into the spinning blade.

poor mr. whiskers...

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:27:42 Reply

Awwwww, that sucks. I was actaully expecting this to be an "on purpose" story. but thats shit.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:28:44 Reply

You should have bought that Kitty-protector. You simply slip it over the chainsaw and poof- no dead kitty.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:28:46 Reply

Are you telling the truth? For realz?
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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:29:04 Reply

Hoe.

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Krap.

"R u seeryus"?

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:29:29 Reply

poor kitty... :(

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:29:33 Reply

excuse me for a minute...

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:29:45 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:26 PM, siranco wrote: It was by accident. I was cutting down the tree in my back yard (with a permit) and as I brought the chainsaw through the tree, my cat was scared by the noise and leaped away from the tree into the spinning blade.

poor mr. whiskers...

yea right

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:30:17 Reply

Chainsaw? Cat?
N.E.D.M. >:C

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:30:20 Reply

whoa! kool! can i see it?...oh and sorry about the whole dead cat thingy...i don't like cats...

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:30:23 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:28 PM, Jeffaro wrote: Pics or it didnt happen

Damn you, I was gonna say that... oh well. Sorry about your cat though.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:30:54 Reply

No pics of the dead cat

freaks

But I can take a pic of where the tree was if you don't believe me.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:33:49 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:30 PM, siranco wrote: No pics of the dead cat

freaks
But I can take a pic of where the tree was if you don't believe me.

WE WANT DEAD CAT >:)

Awesome post great job!

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:34:58 Reply

NEDM

You're not the main character.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:35:12 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:30 PM, siranco wrote: No pics of the dead cat

freaks
But I can take a pic of where the tree was if you don't believe me.

Lets see the tree stump.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:36:46 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:35 PM, blue-block wrote:
At 10/11/06 06:30 PM, siranco wrote: No pics of the dead cat

freaks
But I can take a pic of where the tree was if you don't believe me.
Lets see the tree stump.

Alright, you want a stump you get a stump. I'll BRB real quick and take a snapshot.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:37:42 Reply

...

But I did not shoot the deputy!

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:37:48 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:26 PM, siranco wrote:
poor mr. whiskers...

FUCK YOU!!! kat kiler!!

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:39:19 Reply

And than your cat whistled for a cab, huh?

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:41:50 Reply

Here is the stump. We got a professional to come in and turn it into wood chips.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:42:14 Reply

It wasn't an accident, Mr. Whiskers comitted suicide because of all the bad things you did too him.

He told me last night...

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:44:02 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:28 PM, Jeffaro wrote: Pics or it didnt happen

actuallu for this topic i wouldnt like any pics at all. Thank you! if its true, sorry to hear, my cat died 2 weeks ago.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:48:37 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:26 PM, siranco wrote: It was by accident. I was cutting down the tree in my back yard (with a permit) and as I brought the chainsaw through the tree, my cat was scared by the noise and leaped away from the tree into the spinning blade.

poor mr. whiskers...

You sir
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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:48:39 Reply

I doubt it for some reason. Wouldnt the cat run away from the noise.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:51:33 Reply

You're talking about this incident in an extremely callouse way.
If this incident really happened, which I doubt, then you are one sick human being.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 18:54:00 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:51 PM, OneWhoListens wrote: You're talking about this incident in an extremely callouse way.
If this incident really happened, which I doubt, then you are one sick human being.

callouse means hard or thick. WTF?

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 19:00:46 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:48 PM, Pimplediddy wrote: I doubt it for some reason. Wouldnt the cat run away from the noise.

Not if it liked the noise

Bump for another thing.

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 19:01:38 Reply

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Response to I Killed My Cat With A Chainsaw! 2006-10-11 19:03:03 Reply

At 10/11/06 06:26 PM, siranco wrote: It was by accident. I was cutting down the tree in my back yard (with a permit) and as I brought the chainsaw through the tree, my cat was scared by the noise and leaped away from the tree into the spinning blade.

poor mr. whiskers...

Murderer.

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